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Your weak movie summary

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Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 18:28:02


Lets have fun making a summary of a movie that would make it sound lame even though the description is accurate. Here's mine to start off with.

Star War: A New Hope - A farm boy goes on an adventure with an old man with magic and couple of criminals to rescue a princess and fights against the empire.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 18:35:57


At 1/14/17 06:28 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Star War: A New Hope - A farm boy goes on a trip with an old man and couple of smugglers to rescue a diplomat and fights against the government.

Fixed.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 18:37:12


At 1/14/17 06:35 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 1/14/17 06:28 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Star War: A New Hope - A farm boy goes on a trip with an old man and couple of smugglers to rescue a diplomat and fights against the government.
Fixed.

You made it sound slightly more interesting.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 18:40:18


At 1/14/17 06:37 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You made it sound slightly more interesting.

I thought I made it sound like Easy Rider or something.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 20:25:36


At 1/14/17 06:40 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 1/14/17 06:37 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You made it sound slightly more interesting.
I thought I made it sound like Easy Rider or something.

Yeah but we have to make it sound as lame as possible, kinda like some ads for certain shows have done now and then. So what's your take?


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 22:22:57


Its hard to outdo unfriended as a shit film

Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 22:54:43


The Babadook: Mentally ill mother deals with mentally ill son


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 23:06:06


Star Wars: Force Awakens - A f̶a̶r̶m̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ female goes on an adventure with an o̶l̶d̶ ̶ black man with magic and couple of criminals to rescue a princess and fights against the empire.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-14 23:36:04


Warcraft: A heavyhanded metaphor for the refugee crisis and Muslim extremism. There's a side plot involving a mage trying to tap into an evil magic source which I'm sure you can draw a parallel to another real life event.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-15 12:40:53


Citizen Kane: Old newspaper salesman is sad about his sled. Then he dies.

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Pinocchio: Magic puppet boy with Jewish nose claims to be real boy. Eventually becomes real boy.

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Smokey and The Bandit - Some dudes are driving through the country, followed by some other dudes.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-15 14:07:33


Deadpool: a cancer patient tries to wins a bet and goes on a journey in which he loses parts of himself.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-15 14:14:32


Cannonball Run: A bunch of eccentric people participate in a cross country race. Wacky hijinks ensue, followed by Dom DeLuise laughing uncontrollably.

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At 1/15/17 02:14 PM, thenoodge wrote: Cannonball Run: A bunch of eccentric people participate in a cross country race. Wacky hijinks ensue, followed by Dom DeLuise laughing uncontrollably.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think it's a summary for Wacky Race cartoon on Boomerang.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-15 17:47:28


Leon : The Professional
A simple minded man struggle to babysit a young girl who lost her family.


Wow !

Okay.

Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-16 11:30:05


Dead poet society - basically a hyperlink cinema film that involves a lot of passion with each story, it also involves poetry.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-16 11:56:17


127 hours - guy gets trapped by a rock and then frees himself

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At 1/16/17 11:30 AM, OneStep wrote: Dead poet society - basically a hyperlink cinema film that involves a lot of passion with each story, it also involves poetry.

Sounds too interesting.

I'll give it a shot...

Robin Williams attempts to change some kids life in some school for rich people.

Sounds cliche enough as it is though that was before it became a running thing for Robin Williams' career during the 1990s where it has the same formula.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-16 18:32:37


Me Before You:
-Guy meets girl.
-Guy commits suicide.
-Girl gets guy's money.

Haven't seen the movie but read the spoilers.

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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-20 01:08:48 (edited 2017-01-20 01:09:09)


Holding the Man - Both guys become HIV-positive and do something that rhymes with pie.

I actually got that one off a movie review website.
Thought I'd add it because it sounds both funny and sad at the same time.

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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-20 03:15:18


Rocky 4: Paulie gets a sexbot.

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the shawshank redemption: a guy gets out of prison


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-20 06:25:39


Kung fu panda 3: Talking animals beat the shit out of each other.


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Response to Your weak movie summary 2017-01-20 08:14:09


Mad Max: A guy drives around in his car.


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