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I'm gonna have to flex my college educated muscles and pump out a piece of fucking literature that meets my standards.

half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written
the other half are boring

need some classic horror, and I couldn't find anything on IMDb either

no good horror movies, no good horror literature
if u want something u gotta make it yourelf

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 12:31:22 Reply

Yeah I'm not gonna give you any work to plagiarize...


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 12:32:38 Reply

At 1/9/17 11:58 AM, beakerboy wrote: I'm gonna have to flex my college educated muscles and pump out a piece of fucking literature that meets my standards.

half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written
the other half are boring

need some classic horror, and I couldn't find anything on IMDb either

no good horror movies, no good horror literature
if u want something u gotta make it yourelf

Thats your opinion that theres nothing good out there but you've god the right idea about iftheres not something that meets a vision of yours specifically (which there never will be because you are individual) then you have to make it yourself, so get to work and move in silence, because nobody wants to hear how your working on something just make it and put it out there for the world to enjoy.

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 12:46:35 Reply

Nothing wrong with writing a good fictional romance or horror or yaoi / yuri fan fic.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 13:58:49 Reply

At 1/9/17 11:58 AM, beakerboy wrote: I'm gonna have to flex my college educated muscles and pump out a piece of fucking literature that meets my standards.

Where are you searching?

half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written

ok.

the other half are boring

sure.

need some classic horror,

Classic?

and I couldn't find anything on IMDb either

aha.

if u want something u gotta make it yourelf

That is the only valid conclusion to the arduous tiresome quest you have initiated.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 14:20:00 Reply

lol do you actually think youre smart

you read fanfics you fucking retard


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 15:19:50 Reply

Well then, you can always use your imagination or write your own stuff.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 16:30:15 Reply

At 1/9/17 11:58 AM, beakerboy wrote: half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written

Well, duh.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 17:39:39 Reply

At 1/9/17 12:46 PM, NekoMika wrote: yuri fan fic.

what's that?

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 17:59:05 Reply

At 1/9/17 12:46 PM, NekoMika wrote: Nothing wrong with writing a good fictional romance or horror or yaoi / yuri fan fic.

Unless, of course, it goes like this:

Man: Hey! Wanna be friends?

Woman: You are the master. I am your slave.

Me: This escalated quick.

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 19:40:42 Reply

At 1/9/17 02:20 PM, Hoodie wrote: lol do you actually think youre smart

you read fanfics you fucking retard

go be triggered somewhere else you drop-out low-life dumb-ass fuck
ur literally a completely worthless person

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 19:45:56 Reply

At 1/9/17 12:32 PM, ClandestineTemple wrote:
vision of yours specifically (which there never will be because you are individual) then you have to make it yourself, so get to work and move in silence, because nobody wants to hear how your working on something just make it and put it out there for the world to enjoy.

I agree with this actually
the world won't be ready 8)

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 20:39:46 Reply

At 1/9/17 07:40 PM, beakerboy wrote:
At 1/9/17 02:20 PM, Hoodie wrote: lol do you actually think youre smart

you read fanfics you fucking retard
go be triggered somewhere else you drop-out low-life dumb-ass fuck
ur literally a completely worthless person

but like

you read fanfiction


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-09 22:01:39 Reply

At 1/9/17 08:39 PM, Spedmallet wrote:
At 1/9/17 07:40 PM, beakerboy wrote:
At 1/9/17 02:20 PM, Hoodie wrote: lol do you actually think youre smart

you read fanfics you fucking retard
go be triggered somewhere else you drop-out low-life dumb-ass fuck
ur literally a completely worthless person
but like

you read fanfiction

Lol

can't find anything extreme enough


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-10 00:21:01 Reply

At 1/9/17 11:58 AM, beakerboy wrote: I'm gonna have to flex my college educated muscles and pump out a piece of fucking literature that meets my standards.

half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written
the other half are boring

need some classic horror, and I couldn't find anything on IMDb either

no good horror movies, no good horror literature
if u want something u gotta make it yourelf

What kind of direction are you trying to go, in this genre? Horror is more than just a serial killer. It could be zombies. It could be a shark. You know?

Help me out here. WTF are you babbling about?

I'll suggest Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer but only because IDK what you are looking for.

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-11 00:21:49 Reply

At 1/10/17 12:21 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:
no good horror movies, no good horror literature
if u want something u gotta make it yourelf
What kind of direction are you trying to go, in this genre? Horror is more than just a serial killer. It could be zombies. It could be a shark. You know?

Help me out here. WTF are you babbling about?

I'll suggest Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer but only because IDK what you are looking for.

psychological horror
the kind of thing that makes every hair on your body stand up
think the machinist

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-11 01:13:18 Reply

These are the first threads I come to when I log on, I love seeing young beaks go off on people that disagree with him in the slightest, his line of being college educated is pretty hilarious this time too, and accusing people of being triggered.

Inb4 I'm accused of being triggered.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-11 01:43:23 Reply

You're only supposed to tell your friends that you're writing fan fiction.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-11 03:08:04 Reply

I knew a guy who used fan fiction. He played with legos all the time and fell asleep on the toilet, he also says he has a family in his head and there's like a fucking galaxy. Yeah.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-11 14:50:55 Reply

At 1/11/17 12:21 AM, beakerboy wrote:
At 1/10/17 12:21 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:
no good horror movies, no good horror literature
if u want something u gotta make it yourelf
What kind of direction are you trying to go, in this genre? Horror is more than just a serial killer. It could be zombies. It could be a shark. You know?

Help me out here. WTF are you babbling about?

I'll suggest Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer but only because IDK what you are looking for.
psychological horror
the kind of thing that makes every hair on your body stand up
think the machinist

Well The Machinist isn't really horror. If you want a dramatic thriller, I suggest a movie like Seven, because it's more in the horror vein. But let me guess. You've seen it.

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What kind of direction are you trying to go, in this genre? Horror is more than just a serial killer. It could be zombies. It could be a shark. You know?

Help me out here. WTF are you babbling about?

I'll suggest Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer but only because IDK what you are looking for.
psychological horror
the kind of thing that makes every hair on your body stand up
think the machinist
Well The Machinist isn't really horror. If you want a dramatic thriller, I suggest a movie like Seven, because it's more in the horror vein. But let me guess. You've seen it.

I've seen seven
I've also probably seen everything you could recommend as far as movies go

I've dug through this stuff thoroughly and I've hit the bedrock

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-11 20:16:09 Reply

At 1/9/17 12:46 PM, NekoMika wrote: Nothing wrong with writing a good fictional romance or horror or yaoi / yuri fan fic.

There's everything wrong with writing fan fiction


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At 1/9/17 11:58 AM, beakerboy wrote: I'm gonna have to flex my college educated muscles and pump out a piece of fucking literature that meets my standards.

half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written
the other half are boring

need some classic horror, and I couldn't find anything on IMDb either

no good horror movies, no good horror literature
if u want something u gotta make it yourelf

unfortunately, I cannot please you by posting some of my LoL fanfic. For I will be banned and the post will be removed.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-12 03:16:34 Reply

At 1/11/17 11:50 PM, D3KU wrote:
At 1/9/17 11:58 AM, beakerboy wrote: I'm gonna have to flex my college educated muscles and pump out a piece of fucking literature that meets my standards.

half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written
the other half are boring

need some classic horror, and I couldn't find anything on IMDb either

no good horror movies, no good horror literature
if u want something u gotta make it yourelf
unfortunately, I cannot please you by posting some of my LoL fanfic. For I will be banned and the post will be removed.

I didn't get banned for "Queen of the Jungle"

so I'm pretty sure it's impossible to get banned for writing submissions

but actually the one im working on now will be the most extreme that I've written, it involves skull-fucking

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-12 03:28:58 Reply

At 1/12/17 03:16 AM, beakerboy wrote: but actually the one im working on now will be the most extreme that I've written, it involves skull-fucking

Hey look, it's a beakerboy topic.
What cuh-razy hi-jinks is he up to this week?

can't find anything extreme enough


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-12 03:29:24 Reply

At 1/9/17 11:58 AM, beakerboy wrote: I'm gonna have to flex my college educated muscles and pump out a piece of fucking literature that meets my standards.

half the LoL fanfics I find are badly written
the other half are boring

need some classic horror, and I couldn't find anything on IMDb either

Stop reading fanfics and read classic H.P. Lovecraft.


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-12 03:34:56 Reply

The Deep/Dark Web has everything you want. Now, stop telling us about your fucked up sexual fantasies


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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-12 03:36:59 Reply

At 1/12/17 03:28 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:
At 1/12/17 03:16 AM, beakerboy wrote: but actually the one im working on now will be the most extreme that I've written, it involves skull-fucking
Hey look, it's a beakerboy topic.
What cuh-razy hi-jinks is he up to this week?

What am I up to?
jerking off to stuff like this for example

I'm JOKING

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Response to can't find anything extreme enough 2017-01-12 03:37:25 Reply

EXTREME KAYAKING!!!!!

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