1st timers (with marijuana)

[Noggleton]

Was writing this for another thread but it's out of hand at this point.
Enjoy.

Where to start...

First off, as many have said "You don't get high on the first time!",
you have to know how to smoke if you're going to get high.
The funny part about this is that regardless of what someone
is smoking, be it a bong, pipes or joints, the noobie needs
assistance to getting high.

All the noobie has to do is inhale and as soon as they do it,
a coughing episode is the most likely the outcome. This
alone can get a new smoker high off their ass and may even
experience nausea and or vomiting because they just got
blasted by a water bong or any listed tools above.

I for one feel privileged when I spot someone on their first
experience with Cannabis as it can bring one to meet
themselves (See Sweet Leaf) or bring them to a paranoid
state that is very funny to see.

[Noggleton]

At 1/7/17 04:16 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Took me four times.

If at first you don't succeed...

[5ERGEI]

This one time, I had a friend who once injected 3 entire marijuanas directly into his scrotum.

[OneStep]

At 1/7/17 07:34 AM, Raab wrote: This one time, I had a friend who once injected 3 entire marijuanas directly into his scrotum.

Dang, you have some cool friends.

[Noggleton]

At 1/7/17 07:34 AM, Raab wrote: This one time, I had a friend who once injected 3 entire marijuanas directly into his scrotum.

I'd do it too.

[TailsPrower]

Dude I got fucking destroyed my first time and it was glorious. I woke up the next morning with the most amazing hangover high of my life.

[Noggleton]

At 1/7/17 08:48 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Dude I got fucking destroyed my first time and it was glorious. I woke up the next morning with the most amazing hangover high of my life.

For the record your amazing hangover is something called "afterglow".
After falling asleep high your body is still pushing THC through your blood stream.

Once you wake up, after sleeping high (I think), the "hangover" is basically
waking up high, sober.

Right?

I haven't smoked in about 2 years so it's a little hazy (pun intended) to think about that term alone.

TL;DR: Weed is awesome.

[WaffleCrisp]

At 1/7/17 07:34 AM, Raab wrote: This one time, I had a friend who once injected 3 entire marijuanas directly into his scrotum.

You can inject marijuana? Like with a needle?

[Kiwi]

At 2/13/17 01:51 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote:

At 1/7/17 07:34 AM, Raab wrote: This one time, I had a friend who once injected 3 entire marijuanas directly into his scrotum.

You can inject marijuana? Like with a needle?

Indeed.

Straight to the vein. Gets your higher that way.

[MuramasasEdge]

It's profusely funny to watch a new smoker.
Best part is too, if they like it and get hooked, its another way of getting high right there.

[xaserz]

At 1/7/17 07:34 AM, Raab wrote: This one time, I had a friend who once injected 3 entire marijuanas directly into his scrotum.

woah that's da shiznit! high five bro! ahaha!

[raving2thegrave]

believe in the ganja, and the ganja will believe in you

[mothballs]

I didn't get high my first few times but that's because I didn't use the right technique. I kept my mouth too closed and inhaled like I was using a straw and my throat would burn and I'd just cough like crazy and not feel anything. Then I hung out with a friend who showed me how to do it and that I have to keep my mouth a little more open, so I took hit after hit thinking "who gives a shit, I never get high no matter how much I smoke anyway". Then, out of nowhere, I got hit with it all at once. I felt like I lost control of myself, kept laughing uncontrollably for no reason, and told her yo, I gotta sit down, I definitely don't feel normal and I was paranoid as hell.

I've gotten high a few other times after that and I never want to do it again. I don't like the way I feel on it. I act weird and I feel pathetic. Alcohol better.

[MistaPimp]

You should take an advice from Mr. Mackey:

Drugs are BAD, mmm'kay? :)