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I tried to excercise and almost

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I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-02 11:42:36


suidieded from the pain of struggle. Dis gonna be harder than I thought.

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-02 11:55:16


What exactly are you doing? You trying to lose weight, gain weight, build muscle?


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At 1/2/17 11:55 AM, FinaLee wrote: What exactly are you doing? You trying to lose weight, gain weight, build muscle?

Generally I'm trying to strenghten my core or whatever and I tried to do side planks but it it hurt like I were being hit by ones.

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-03 00:11:40


Exercise? What's that?

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-03 01:40:14


fat


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 03:27:30


At 1/2/17 11:42 AM, PanzerJig wrote: suidieded from the pain of struggle. Dis gonna be harder than I thought.

No aaaagony, no braaaagony.

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 03:41:56


The only thing I found hard about exercising is maintaining routine.
I aint got no structure for that.
Otherwise, I'd be healthier.

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 09:59:24


Just get fat

It's not that bad :3


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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 12:35:38


At 1/3/17 08:57 AM, Hoodie wrote: Its really not that hard

You ain't training hard enough.

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 12:35:54


At 1/27/17 12:28 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote:
At 1/27/17 09:59 AM, Alias wrote: Just get fat

It's not that bad :3
It sucks balls when you actually have to do something that requires physical exertion. I'm tired of being out of breath after walking the fucking stairs. Fats should be shamed into exercising.

No thanks

I like to feel my heartbeat rise up while I pant walking up the stairs


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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 13:14:23


At 1/27/17 12:28 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote: Fats should be shamed into exercising.

I'm fat and I bicycle 14-20 miles a day, every weekday, and I bicycle on the weekends as well. I have bicycled over 210 miles in a single week during a bike camping trip 55 miles away from home after week of commuting.

I've been on this regimen for over a year.

I'm still totally fat. I doubt additional shame would help me at this point though.


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Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 13:54:54


At 1/27/17 01:16 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote:
Run or something. Change your eating habits.

This sounds like really well thought out advice that I've never heard before.

above post may contain sarcasm

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I'm actually skinny. It's not that much about weight in my case. I just want to be able to lift a car.

I don't think shaming fat people would be a good solution, it would just make them eat compulsively to alleviate the pain of shaming.

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 15:08:46


At 1/27/17 03:01 PM, TheQuietGamer wrote:
At 1/27/17 02:41 PM, PanzerJig wrote: I'm actually skinny. It's not that much about weight in my case. I just want to be able to lift a car.
Have you tried being bit by a radioactive spider? What about exposing yourself to gamma radiation? Really exposure to any kind of radiation should do. At least according to Stan Lee that is.

I'm constantly exposed to thermal radiation, I think that should do the trick.

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 21:52:00


At 1/27/17 09:59 AM, Alias wrote: Just get fat

It's not that bad :3

How would you know? You're slim as fuck lol


At 1/27/17 09:52 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote:
At 1/27/17 09:59 AM, Alias wrote: Just get fat

It's not that bad :3
How would you know? You're slim as fuck lol

LOL

No I'm not. I don't know what picture you'd ever be referring to. But I am one thicccc bitch


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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 22:49:45


At 1/27/17 10:30 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: just make yourself do it

I just saw your signature and laughed my ass off


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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-27 22:50:47


At 1/27/17 10:48 PM, Alias wrote:
At 1/27/17 09:52 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote:
At 1/27/17 09:59 AM, Alias wrote: Just get fat

It's not that bad :3
How would you know? You're slim as fuck lol
LOL

No I'm not. I don't know what picture you'd ever be referring to. But I am one thicccc bitch

I've only seen pictures of your face and your face is slim.
But if you say so. Lol

Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-28 07:38:15


At 1/28/17 07:06 AM, Hacklyn wrote:
@FUNKbrs: By diet, you're supposed to look at the calories in the food you eat. But make sure to eat your daily calorie intake. If you exceed that then work it off. Tip: You can eat as many green leafy vegetables as you like but salad dressing have all those calories, fats and stuff that make it worse. Also, steroid medication need steroid sized exercise regimens.

I had my eye doctor accuse me of being on steroids recently too, which is super weird, because I used to ring announce for a Deathmatch outfit and one of the guys was doing cycles, so I know some things about it, and frankly I don't inject drugs, and never will, not even intramuscularly. The guy I know who did it ended up frying his gallbladder.

The truth is that even playing football in highschool I was 275 pounds and wore a 38. I got really sick for a while and blew up to 350 in my early 20's. I've been working that down so now I'm probably 280 or so, and wear a 40. I could probably squeeze into a 38, and it's been a while since I've weighed myself. Still, 220+ is a heavy person, and I'm way above that.

I'm honestly in the best shape of my life right now, and I have never been this thin as an adult. Considering we're just now coming out of holiday eating cycles and getting back into riding season, and that I've already completed a 110 mile weekender this year, I'm probably about to experience some very significant weight loss. Since I've switched to bicycle commuting, my exercise regimen is lifestyle based and I don't have to worry about getting off track. Also, consistently bottoming out my blood sugar has helped reset my metabolism so that I don't get nearly as hungry as I used to.

But yeah, I should probably still be fat shamed, you know, for lulz.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-28 18:11:38


At 1/2/17 11:42 AM, PanzerJig wrote: suidieded from the pain of struggle. Dis gonna be harder than I thought.

No wonder. You're 81 years old!


No Fap November: 2014 - 2022

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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-29 12:34:23


At 1/27/17 01:14 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 1/27/17 12:28 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote: Fats should be shamed into exercising.
I'm fat and I bicycle 14-20 miles a day, every weekday, and I bicycle on the weekends as well. I have bicycled over 210 miles in a single week during a bike camping trip 55 miles away from home after week of commuting.

I've been on this regimen for over a year.

I'm still totally fat. I doubt additional shame would help me at this point though.

Neither exercise nor fat shaming makes you lose weight. You just have to eat less than you burn. Reduce your food intake by 500 kcal per day and you will lose 1lbs per week. I find losing weight much easier if I don't do sports because I just have to eat my at my basic metabolic rate. Determing how much calories you burn during sports is not so easy and sports make you quite hungry.


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Response to I tried to excercise and almost 2017-01-29 19:14:27


At 1/2/17 11:42 AM, PanzerJig wrote: suidieded from the pain of struggle. Dis gonna be harder than I thought.

You should try doing bottle-lifting with beer and long distance puking.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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