I'm afraid of lawnmowers and sometimes I put ketchup on my Pop-Tarts
1991
Tell me a secret.
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I time travel forward at a speed of 1 hour per hour.
At 12/23/16 12:29 PM, PanzerJig wrote: I time travel forward at a speed of 1 hour per hour.
I thought I was the only one :o
1991
At 12/23/16 12:33 PM, Homicidee wrote: I fap to anime girls.
Anime gals are the best <3
1991
Even though I'm more than used to them, hearing any type of siren while I'm at home makes me nervous.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 12/23/16 12:59 PM, Radaketor wrote: Even though I'm more than used to them, hearing any type of siren while I'm at home makes me nervous.
That's totally understandable. I'm the same way really. Hearing them brings back ugly memories.
1991
Once I had a little bit of poop on my finger and I ate it.
I smoked a cigarette once even though I hate that my parents smoke
TL;DR: I'm basically a hypocrite
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
I turn water into water
At 12/23/16 03:13 PM, Mayonnaiseheart wrote: Once I had a little bit of poop on my finger and I ate it.
Don't knock till you try it. I tasted my pee once when I was little. I can officially knock it now.
1991
At 12/23/16 04:11 PM, Bit wrote: I am unable to protect the people I care about most. In fact, I usually make their lives worse.
Maybe you place too much blame on yourself for other people's problems. It's pretty easy to be your own worst critic. Then again, I have no clue what things are like for you. Anyways, this has nothing to do with anything, but you were one of the first people to follow me on this site, so you have my respect at least <3
Hail Satan
1991
I have a secret fear of not telling people my secrets.
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
At 12/23/16 09:33 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I smoked a cigarette once even though I hate that my parents smoke
TL;DR: I'm basically a hypocrite
Don't feel bad. I did the same thing but with a sip of wine. It tasted like bitter cough syrup :(
1991
At 12/23/16 10:38 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: I have a secret fear of not telling people my secrets.
Congrats on facing your fear then... I think. I'm confuzled :(
1991
At 12/23/16 10:42 PM, Bertn1991 wrote:At 12/23/16 10:38 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: I have a secret fear of not telling people my secrets.Congrats on facing your fear then... I think. I'm confuzled :(
I am too.
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
I speak the truth no matter how much cruel it may sound.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
There are no secrets but one. And almost all know it.
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
At 12/23/16 04:11 PM, Bit wrote:I am unable to protect the people I care about most. In fact, I usually make their lives worse.
Saddest post 2016
I'm secretly a toaster
At 12/23/16 12:33 PM, Homicidee wrote: I fap to anime girls.
That's no secret m8
Ughhh, I usually have no secrets to keep because I have no friends to keep them from.
Besides that, I hate sick people that go to public places thinking they are fine and infect the shit out of everyone( and they are aware they are sick too.). Would that be a adiquate secret?
I know exactly how you feel. Sick people suck. Coughing into your hand doesn't make it sanitary.
1991
At 12/24/16 07:34 PM, TheQuietGamer wrote: College scares the hell out of me.
I'm right there with you. This'll be my third year and I still get nervous before class.
1991
At 12/24/16 06:06 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: I take great pleasure in irritating people...
Well that just steams my beans >:(
1991
At 12/24/16 07:34 PM, TheQuietGamer wrote: College scares the hell out of me.
And you ought to be rightly so.
People are raped in college.
You've got only two options:
A) Lube your ass so penetration is easier, or,
B) Keep your butthole puckered up tighter then a pill bottle.
At 12/25/16 03:48 AM, hyperrobotz16 wrote: In my past life I was a young man in the Renaissance period. I had collections of coins and knives. I also had some sort of apartment. I was still a white gay, but no surprise there. I had a boyfriend with two weird spiral shaped tattoos on his thighs. We would have sex. He said he loved me, but I told him I didn't it. I broke his heart and he left. I developed severe depression and hung myself.
This is actually a true story , a past life I recovered on my souls hard drive through a past life regression CD.
So reincarnation is real? Heck, I'm leaving everything in my will to myself then. Your tale would make a strangely interesting novel by the way.
1991
I like to write down secrets of other Newgroundlings and masturbate to the idea of making shocking reveals in the future...
EDIT: You guys are so fucked
At 12/25/16 03:40 PM, Gremlin wrote: I like to write down secrets of other Newgroundlings and masturbate to the idea of making shocking reveals in the future...
EDIT: You guys are so fucked
That sounds icky.
1991
I stole my friend's sister's bras whenever he wasn't looking
Also clogged his toilet with a furious shit
