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Banta Claus based on St. DAG?

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Banta Claus based on St. DAG? 2016-12-15 17:38:35


Banta Claus has been a jolly Newgrounds tradition for as long as I can remember.

Lots of people say Banta isn't real only to discover festive holiday ban messages over the christmas holiday signed with his name.

However, new historical articles claim that Banta Claus is actually an evolution of a real Saint, St. DAG, the patron saint of idiots who shut the hell up.

To prove it, here's an image from NG I found on google of St. DAG's cross.

Banta Claus based on St. DAG?


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Response to Banta Claus based on St. DAG? 2016-12-16 12:36:06


or krampus...

Response to Banta Claus based on St. DAG? 2016-12-18 08:27:34


At 12/16/16 12:36 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote: or krampus...

Santa Nikolas
CinterClaus
Padre Noel.
Topo Gigo!!!

Response to Banta Claus based on St. DAG? 2016-12-18 10:02:54


Check the threads for 4chan loli
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Teach the spammers of their folly
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Furries often gay, can scare all
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Pepes are much worse, be careful
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Troll the ancient yuletide carol
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Bro that line's in the original
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They say Banta's oldfag cancer
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Festive bans his only answer
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This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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