You know you're going crazy when you can't remember what song is actually stuck in your head, but your mind keeps trying to convince you it's Darude Sandstorm. Apparently, it also thinks the year is 2014 and that I oughta come up with an idea for the Newgrounds Death Jam, except every idea is just me being horribly murdered during this event.

Fun fact: when I was a kid I was terrified of stepping in quicksand because of the Jungle Book movie.

It's come full circle.

At 11/23/16 09:43 AM, SuperBastard wrote: Fun fact: when I was a kid I was terrified of stepping in quicksand because of the Jungle Book movie.
It's come full circle.

It is strange when the put things like that into a kid's film.

Day 6: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/9c5e299c83a6fc8d3c931343a38089f9

PRO TIP: Don't eat sand.

Contestants:
@Jin
@Poinl
@Phronemophobia
@Porkchop
@FoAngel
@MysteriousPresence

Ded:
Mrccbirdguy
@D-Nightmare
@TailsPrower
@Zornuzkull
@TheGameChanger
@Radaketor
@ZadiztikAphiid
@Brandon
@DoctorStrongbad
@Oddlem
@Sekhem
@NekoMika
@stafffighter
@illicit
@Gremlin
@Mismo
@Ganon-Dorf
@NewgroundsNation
@Memefiend4
@Neoslayre
@Sense-Offender
@Lich
@Bit
@Ragnarokia
@DeftonesFan665
@anthchem
@DamnedByFate
@Heretic-Anchorite
@YellowisCOOL
@Superbastard

Spectators:
@ragnkinson
@Industriel

It was bound to happen. One minute I'm running away from... I'm always running away from something... the next minute, a tree decides to stand right in front of my path. My poor, beautiful nose is bleeding, but, for once, I am not crying about it! I'm not!

*tears up and silently whines to himself a little*

Dumb tree.

yeah dude that sand'll get you

At 11/23/16 08:57 PM, SuperBastard wrote: yeah dude that sand'll get you

Sand has been killing people since Dune.

At 11/24/16 12:06 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 11/23/16 08:57 PM, SuperBastard wrote: yeah dude that sand'll get you

Sand has been killing people since Dune.

If you eat sand then you will die.

At 11/24/16 02:51 AM, Bit wrote:

At 11/24/16 12:06 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 11/23/16 08:57 PM, SuperBastard wrote: yeah dude that sand'll get you

Sand has been killing people since Dune.

If you eat sand then you will die.

Yes, I agree. Dune is also an awesome book and film.

Another one bites the dust: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/fc80a54199191a373434b0b23b708d76

Night 6: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/cf09aac5346fc4b6d2eee0f9f2845be8

Contestants:
@Jin
@Phronemophobia
@Porkchop
@FoAngel
@MysteriousPresence

Ded:
Mrccbirdguy
@D-Nightmare
@TailsPrower
@Zornuzkull
@TheGameChanger
@Radaketor
@ZadiztikAphiid
@Brandon
@DoctorStrongbad
@Oddlem
@Sekhem
@NekoMika
@stafffighter
@illicit
@Gremlin
@Mismo
@Ganon-Dorf
@NewgroundsNation
@Memefiend4
@Neoslayre
@Sense-Offender
@Lich
@Bit
@Ragnarokia
@DeftonesFan665
@anthchem
@DamnedByFate
@Heretic-Anchorite
@YellowisCOOL
@Superbastard
@Poinl

Spectators:
@ragnkinson
@Industriel

Please let me use my hatchet at least once before I die. Amen

*tucks hatchet under my makeshift pillow*

"Food", like dead tributes... mmmm.........

Oh, wow! I forgot how good water could taste when it's not flavoured with dirt and fish poop. Thank you, dear sponsor! I only wish I could live long enough to thank you in person someday... and to stare at more cartoon boobies on the computer. Oh, how I wish to see cartoon boobies again (preferrably female).

Day 7: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/8cda3f1ce426a1fc0191da683d6cbffb

Contestants:
@Jin
@Phronemophobia
@Porkchop
@FoAngel
@MysteriousPresence

Ded:
Mrccbirdguy
@D-Nightmare
@TailsPrower
@Zornuzkull
@TheGameChanger
@Radaketor
@ZadiztikAphiid
@Brandon
@DoctorStrongbad
@Oddlem
@Sekhem
@NekoMika
@stafffighter
@illicit
@Gremlin
@Mismo
@Ganon-Dorf
@NewgroundsNation
@Memefiend4
@Neoslayre
@Sense-Offender
@Lich
@Bit
@Ragnarokia
@DeftonesFan665
@anthchem
@DamnedByFate
@Heretic-Anchorite
@YellowisCOOL
@Superbastard
@Poinl

Spectators:
@ragnkinson
@Industriel

Why are there so many references to sand? What the hell?

Anyway, *drinks sand*.

Mr. Sandman... bring me a dreaaam...

I was, indeed, thinking of home. Specifically, the PC at my home. The PC that provides access to a bountiful variety of cartoon boobies. I mentioned this before, though considering I'm out here, all alone, nobody heard me and stating that I was thinking of home is a completely valid piece of information to provide the spectators.

*drinks more of his clean water and thinks about hugging a pug*

At 11/24/16 09:39 PM, Jin wrote: Why are there so many references to sand? What the hell?

Anyway, *drinks sand*.

Mr. Sandman... bring me a dreaaam...

Because it's in a desert, I think.

Bit you better have put a sandy vagina joke in there.

What are my odds of having reverse-stalked @FoAngel into a reverse-trap and reverse-slaughtered everyone else in the process?

In reverse.

ARENA EVENT!
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/62f95876e419b7835c0879f274645a3a

Just a few deaths from the Arena Event...
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/467b858851c6df3aa3ffbf9344af1742

Aaaaaand that's it! Congratulations to the winner! Details rankings, stats, summaries, and results will be posted shortly.

?????:
@Jin
@Phronemophobia
@Porkchop
@FoAngel
@MysteriousPresence
Mrccbirdguy
@D-Nightmare
@TailsPrower
@Zornuzkull
@TheGameChanger
@Radaketor
@ZadiztikAphiid
@Brandon
@DoctorStrongbad
@Oddlem
@Sekhem
@NekoMika
@stafffighter
@illicit
@Gremlin
@Mismo
@Ganon-Dorf
@NewgroundsNation
@Memefiend4
@Neoslayre
@Sense-Offender
@Lich
@Bit
@Ragnarokia
@DeftonesFan665
@anthchem
@DamnedByFate
@Heretic-Anchorite
@YellowisCOOL
@Superbastard
@Poinl

Spectators:
@ragnkinson
@Industriel

Sand. The ultimate equaliser or in this case annihilator

At first it was my friend and allowed me to draw hentai upon it and now it has killed me. How poetic

We're ded ! ='3
But we went far pals ! ^^
(@FoAngel, @Porkchop, @Phronemophobia)
Congrats to @Jin, you're The Dude ! *_*

Or uh... The Dudess ? X)

WOOOOOOOOO THIS IS AMAZING!

I want to thank my bags of explosives for keeping me company, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Mr. Sandman, and most importantly Bit for rigging this game.

jk, the explosives can go screw themselves.

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!

Sand for MVP

That was sudden and anti-climatic. Oh well, nuthin' left to do, except pay three mana and go home to cartoon porn. Thanks, all.

Wow. Such excitement. The 6st Annual Newgrounds Hunger Games has come to a close with @Jin as our champion.

Here's another shot of our winner: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/f57b2eeb20759af3b50542eb95534415

And the official placements: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/ea857fb2e3448bf48d10d8a0d720aa9b

This is a summary of all the fatal events: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/39d217bb7ae2438c109be57548067379

Finally, here are some statistics: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/acdaaa14e4835c18e2ec7181d253f3fe

Thanks for playing, everyone, and be sure to join us next time for more exciting Newgrounds Hunger Games action.

@Jin
@Phronemophobia
@Porkchop
@FoAngel
@MysteriousPresence
Mrccbirdguy
@D-Nightmare
@TailsPrower
@Zornuzkull
@TheGameChanger
@Radaketor
@ZadiztikAphiid
@Brandon
@DoctorStrongbad
@Oddlem
@Sekhem
@NekoMika
@stafffighter
@illicit
@Gremlin
@Mismo
@Ganon-Dorf
@NewgroundsNation
@Memefiend4
@Neoslayre
@Sense-Offender
@Lich
@Bit
@Ragnarokia
@DeftonesFan665
@anthchem
@DamnedByFate
@Heretic-Anchorite
@YellowisCOOL
@Superbastard
@Poinl
@ragnkinson
@Industriel

At 11/25/16 06:33 PM, Bit wrote: Wow. Such excitement. The 6st Annual Newgrounds Hunger Games has come to a close with @Jin as our champion.

Trixie knew that her faithful ally Cthulhu would emerge victorious in this petty game. If she was to apparently "lose" to an obvious cheap trick then Cthulhu will win in her place after avenging Trixie's illusion.