Started with HTML "programming" as I tried to recreate Pokemon Crater (or what was it called) without even knowing how websites worked. Of course I realized that I needed something like PHP to do that. Though I lazed around for maybe 3 or 4 years not actually learning anything but doing stupid website mock-ups with Microsoft Publisher (took me way too long to remember this name but holy bacon, the nostalgia kicked in hard).
Then my school started teaching me Pascal. Our year was the last year that was taught Pascal so all of my juniors were being taught C++.
During college, I also wrote scripts in Python and used them on my Raspberry Pi B (the original) to power some "features" on my "pervy cartoon tiddies" tumblr blog like generating the TOP 100 of the "lewds", tag lists and etc. (I did shut it down this year and while you can find it archived here, all of the generated content was offsite so it didn't get archived).
With all of the above mentioned life tragedies, I believe that the first programming language in which I could write my own programs was Pascal (I made a Snake clone in a console window! My first game! Yay!). While I had touched PHP before, I had zero clue what I was doing then - just copy & paste code from tutorials, glue it all together and see how nothing works.