Let's say, hypothetically, a very rich man grabs you by the pussy.
How much would he have to pay you to not press charges?
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Great question, but there are no girls on Newgrounds.
isn't that the reason young attractive females hang out with old rich guys?
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 10/13/16 01:40 PM, Sekhem wrote: is this locker room talk
Maybe it is. A lot of really great people, the best people honestly, think that it is. I personally agree with them, but there could possibly be recording equipment in the room.
At 10/13/16 04:36 PM, usgurshaan178 wrote: Every single penny he had and weekly payments of 69 moneys daily.
So you're going after stocks and bonds as well as liquid assets? How difficult do you think it will be adversely acquiring international monies from tax harbors such as swiss and caribean banks?
At 10/13/16 04:38 PM, iFool wrote: I only have a cock though
Forced sex change operations are not out of the question. This guy is really rich.
At 10/13/16 05:04 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Great question, but there are no girls on Newgrounds.
Funny, I see pussies and cunts everywhere on these forums.
At 10/13/16 05:34 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: isn't that the reason young attractive females hang out with old rich guys?
No, that's true love every time. There's just something magical about a man being so close to death and owning vast fortunes that naturally synergizes with being a young attractive woman.
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
Golden Nintendo World Championship Cart and every penny to his name.
$200k, high enough for all my wants, low enough to be pocket change for a rich guy, so he won't bother fighting in court for it.
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At 10/13/16 01:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Let's say, hypothetically, a very rich man grabs you by the pussy.
How much would he have to pay you to not press charges?
Nothing. I would, however, dye his skin using the sort of fake tan a pale Umpa Lumpa uses, shrink his hands to that of a malnourished child and replace his hair with the elephant man of dead guinea pigs.
At 10/14/16 07:02 AM, Decky wrote:
Nothing. I would, however, dye his skin using the sort of fake tan a pale Umpa Lumpa uses, shrink his hands to that of a malnourished child and replace his hair with the elephant man of dead guinea pigs.
lmao just this
I'd take him to court and try for at least enough money to get me through college, plus another $250,750 so I can go to Oxbow.
He would have to pay me in four years of presidency.
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At 10/13/16 01:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Let's say, hypothetically, a very rich man grabs you by the pussy.
How much would he have to pay you to not press charges?
Hm. $600,000.
and I'd still press charges just as a "fuck you"
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
At 10/13/16 05:04 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Great question, but there are no girls on Newgrounds.
lmao my dude hell yeah girls only exist in the kitchen
Whatever Hillary is willing to pay me to lie about it :^)
At 10/15/16 03:33 AM, Kayleeee wrote:At 10/13/16 05:04 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Great question, but there are no girls on Newgrounds.lmao my dude hell yeah girls only exist in the kitchen
Exactly, now leave you brother/father/husband's computer, walk out of his office and go back to your natural habitat, you filthy cumrag.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 10/15/16 08:31 AM, Radaketor wrote: Exactly, now leave you brother/father/husband's computer, walk out of his office and go back to your natural habitat, you filthy Cumrag.
No :^)
I care more for justice than for money.
Though sometimes I feel like I'm the only one.
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At 10/15/16 08:31 AM, Radaketor wrote:At 10/15/16 03:33 AM, Kayleeee wrote:Exactly, now leave you brother/father/husband's computer, walk out of his office and go back to your natural habitat, you filthy cumrag.At 10/13/16 05:04 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Great question, but there are no girls on Newgrounds.lmao my dude hell yeah girls only exist in the kitchen
Lol, you're dominating her, which is exactly what she wants. You just got cucked, brah.
At 10/15/16 07:52 PM, RandyRandom wrote:
What if I knew and wanted her to want me to dominate her?
Check-mate, cucked brah.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 10/15/16 07:52 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Lol, you're dominating her, which is exactly what she wants. You just got cucked, brah.
spank me daddy I've been a bad girllllkk lol
At 10/15/16 08:54 PM, Radaketor wrote:At 10/15/16 07:52 PM, RandyRandom wrote:What if I knew and wanted her to want me to dominate her?
Check-mate, cucked brah.
Fucking cuckception
At 10/14/16 04:17 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I ain't a cheap date put it that way...
but do you put out?
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 10/13/16 01:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Let's say, hypothetically, a very rich man grabs you by the pussy.
How much would he have to pay you to not press charges?
His net worth, if I had one.
At 10/15/16 08:55 PM, Kayleeee wrote:At 10/15/16 07:52 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Lol, you're dominating her, which is exactly what she wants. You just got cucked, brah.spank me daddy I've been a bad girllllkk lol
I know you love it.
At 10/17/16 04:25 AM, RandyRandom wrote:At 10/15/16 08:55 PM, Kayleeee wrote:I know you love it.At 10/15/16 07:52 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Lol, you're dominating her, which is exactly what she wants. You just got cucked, brah.spank me daddy I've been a bad girllllkk lol
You're not wrong
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