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Looking for Females for 18+ Survey

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Ello NG~
Currently set to create the worlds first big budget porn animation, focused on pandering to chicks :P
As I don't want to rely entirely on my own preferences, I've created a survey for that. (First time doing so, so it's not the best quality heh)

But yeah, if you're able to contribute, or just spread the word, that'd be appreciated.
And yes, I know it's a bitch to find artists remotely competent at female anatomy, that can also animate in pretty high quality. But I feel like it's more important to have a script before you gather a crew x3

Oh, and if you got any feedback on how I could improve the survey. Or perhaps knows someone that'd be interested in working on something like this, please do give me a note~
Link: https://sv.surveymonkey.com/r/HYC5DKW

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 09:25:52


pole here for chicks


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 09:57:02


There are no females on the internet.


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 11:07:45


We could really do without all words with the sound "male" in them. They sound stupid compared to their counterparts.

Male = Man
Males = Men
Female = Woman
Females = Women
Malevolence = Hatred
Maleficent = Hateful
Tamale = ...
Ok, that one can stay. The rest have to go.

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 12:19:12


Weren't some psycho bitches trying to make some shit like feminist porn and then failed miserably since literally nobody liked it? Why do you think your idea will work?


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 12:31:22


At 10/8/16 03:07 AM, Ishmaelist wrote: This is a shit idea and you won't do anything with it.

Chicks aren't into porn

Your ignorance is quite staggering to be frank :P

At 10/8/16 10:35 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/8/16 02:40 AM, Kattlarv wrote: And yes, I know it's a bitch to find artists remotely competent at female anatomy, that can also animate in pretty high quality. But I feel like it's more important to have a script before you gather a crew
they are going to expect to be paid for their work
they are not going to be willing to work for "the exposure"
what have you created by yourself, in the past, that would lead a high-quality animator to think you are worth their time

That's a given.
And don't see what any of that have to do with incompetent hacks that can't draw basic female anatomy?
If I'm asking them what pussy they can draw, and they just trail off going "Uh... uhh... I can draw hyper horsedicks! See?! - I wasn't asking about that... cunts, can you draw them? - Durr... urr... look! 28 different kinds of cock! - ... I'm not asking about drawing dudes, I'm after chicks. Now, CAN you draw them, or can you not? - Well, pfft. Ofc I can! I'm a pro artist I um... just can't show you. But I promise: I am totes swag at drawing the not-penis!"

Like, there's a bit of an issue here where a vast majority of the high tier artists can't draw female junk for shit compared to their males. Like, seriously. It's kind of a 95 % chance that any front page artist on NG, HF or where have you barely only knows how to draw loli/porn vag. And that's all they know...

As for what I have created: Well, aside from over a dozen "world's first", (which, honestly wasn't hard, cuz people aren't trying to break the status quo.) I have created a few front pages over the years with numerous projects I orchestrated. Granted, none of which I've been too impressed by. (some have been rather neat though)
Atop that, I got a flawless 100+ commission record. And have orchestrated a 1500+ $ animation in the past. Which... tbh I could prolly have arranged better, as that one I literally just winged it with... this one would have structure and better planning.

And on the side of that, irrelevant to my qualifications. I have been dubbed "pussy expert" by sneering trolls and c:o, that take every chance they get to point out that "if I'd spent that time learning about dicks instead, my expertise wouldn't be wasted at least". Atop that, I've also been appointed as a prodigy. Albeit as said, for what they claim are useless non-penis related topics... and a lot hate me for being a whistle blower for scam and hack artists, along with art thieves. Cuz you know, it's totally rude to interfere with other people's business. If someone got ripped off, they deserve to lose that money apparently. Trailing off here. But I got quite an extensive resume. Granted, most of it is stuff that most will shrug at. Cuz it's not Zone-level of impact. But if anything, I at least got the funds to back such a project. Which is what matters the most.

So, part of the question in that, I would have to say: Why would they be worth my time? It goes both ways yanno. I'm not necessarily looking for "the best" or Zone quality. But it would have to be acceptable, above average standard. Seriously, I can't think of a single animator I know from NG, HF, FA or the like that would be able to pull this off. Possibly aside from Zone. (In this, I am excluding the ~5 people I've seen that might could do it. But for various reasons can't work on it. Such as not taking commissions. Or simply not daring to touch anything not focused about dicks.)
Irregardless of which though: This was primarily just asking for survey participation. If I get enough data, THEN I will worry about trying to find someone that has some skill, and puts effort into the pussies they draw.

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 12:38:37


At 10/8/16 12:19 PM, Radaketor wrote: Weren't some psycho bitches trying to make some shit like feminist porn and then failed miserably since literally nobody liked it? Why do you think your idea will work?

Well snap. Replied while I was writing out replies xP
And pretty simple: I don't got my head stuck up my ass.
I don't put 10 women in a row and ask them to orally imitate a beluga whale with diarrhea, then claim it's "music", cuz durr... feminuzhm!

And unlike those retards that come to the conclusion that "if male porn is pretending to get your dick sucked... then female porn MUST be pretending to suck some dudes dick!". I actually know how counterparts work.
And it would be something akin to a PoV with getting your cunt sucked. The question is what angle, how and by whom?
I've already had polls on that, proving that a lot of females would be all over that shit. The question is how to then deliver on that service in particular. While filtering what key features need to be included, and which can be skipped.

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 12:43:02


At 10/8/16 12:34 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/8/16 12:31 PM, Kattlarv wrote: As for what I have created: Well, aside from over a dozen "world's first"
let's see them

I have created a few front pages over the years with numerous projects I orchestrated
let's see them

And have orchestrated a 1500+ $ animation in the past
let's see it

Jebus fuck people are lurking here today xD
Usually takes hours between replies.

Anyhow; since you want to see them. Be a dear and fetch me the ToS for when it comes to linking off-site shit.
I know of the "no real porn" and yadda yadda. But I don't wana go linking ponies or w/e and get a banhammer over irrelevant shit just cuz you have a need to get your panties in a twist~

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 13:41:08


At 10/8/16 01:22 PM, zornuzkull wrote: I'm a girl...

this is true


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"


At 10/8/16 01:23 PM, Ishmaelist wrote:
At 10/8/16 12:31 PM, Kattlarv wrote:
by. (some have been rather neat though)
Atop that, I got a flawless 100+ commission record. And have orchestrated a 1500+ $ animation in the past. Which... tbh I could prolly have arranged better, as that one I literally just winged it with... this one would have structure and better planning.
WOW!!!! 100 and 1,500 are big numbers!!!!!!!!!

And you said 'orchestrated' wow!!!!!!! Big word that gives us very little information. You're so smart!

It's not even that, it's the fact that although she's bragging about her work even though she fails to even provide any proof of it on her page (or even just here, in the thread).

This is directly for OP: If you're going to ask for people of high quality work to work for you, you better damn well have something to show that GIVES people a reason to WANT to work for you. For all we know, you could be bluffing and, surprise surprise, you really did have no work, lied, and you run away with the whole thing without giving any credit. We just don't know for sure.


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 14:57:57


At 10/8/16 12:31 PM, Kattlarv wrote: I'm after chicks. Now, CAN you draw them, or can you not? - Well, pfft. Ofc I can! I'm a pro artist I um... just can't show you. But I promise: I am totes swag at drawing the not-penis!"

Yup it's good to see people's credentials up front ...

... so when are you going to link these $1000+ porn animations that you've supposedly orchestrated?


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 15:02:27


At 10/8/16 02:59 PM, Ishmaelist wrote:
At 10/8/16 02:57 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: ... so when are you going to link these $1000+ porn animations that you've supposedly orchestrated?
o r c h e s t r a t e d

Yes?


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-08 15:12:55


Lol these are some pussy moves

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-09 07:46:35


At 10/8/16 12:38 PM, Kattlarv wrote: And it would be something akin to a PoV with getting your cunt sucked.

But there's already a female version in the POV genre of porn so you wouldn't really be breaking any new ground with this, especially not with animated pornography instead of using real life people, I'd guess you'd actually run into the trouble of having your audience not associating themselves with the character who's receiving oral compared to normal porn.

The question is what angle, how and by whom?

If you're looking for POV the angle's always the same.

How? That's what you have to tell us.

And I guess the person doing the licking would probably be some guy the broad deems attractive, and here's another problem, if you go through with this animation or game or whatever thing, you won't be able to cater to everyone as not everyone's into the same things, some like slow and sweet, others quick and rough, some lanky guys others jacked-up brahs, whatever the case you'll always be at risk of having a huge chunk of the people watching not get into it.

Maybe just don't go through with this, it seems like you don't have things that well planned yet and there's already variety in pron as it is, no need for you to spend money or potentially waste creator's times with this idea.


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-09 08:41:19


Right, back. Firstly: Seriously? You guys can't even wait a single business day before starting to wail and run around arms flailing? Some people have jobs you know. Can't lurk here 24/7 to respond within 30 minutes of every post...

Anyhow~
@Ishmaelist: "No, I'm not." isn't even a functional reply to that retort...

And atop that, your reasoning is honestly retarded. As you're basically saying there HAS to be more guys in ex: lesbian porn. "because you can't exclude the majority market!" or that all games need FPS elements.
Have you ever heard of "niches"? As by your own reasoning, horror games like Amnesia doesn't work and is a worthless idea, cuz it's not CoD, Clash of Clans or Candy Crush.

Also, right from the start your comments are shit. You don't even point out or make suggestions on how to improve it. I pointed out the survey is likely rickety. And all you can come up with is "me no like!". Couldn't even make it a "me no like because x".

And yes, those are big numbers. Or do you have trouble counting too? Someone was snarky and asked pointless questions that has nothing with the topic to do. So I provided answers for them.

@yurgenburgen: Aight, seems simple enough.
And now, just a quick list of some of the stuff I've done, or fetishes I invented:
Female deeptroating, human and equine. The pony lesbian "C" clit rubbing. Equine Glory Holes. (Possibly female human ones too. But yet to be confirmed) Nasal clitoral penetration. The "Spitting Cobra". (Opposite of the "Angry Dragon". The "helicooter" aka: female meatspin. Female creampies. Lesbian titjob. And reverse piledriver. (If you want to claim any of these have been done before 2012, please feel free to link evidence to such. But as of now, people tack me as the creator. Mostly in a "big deal/so what?" manner. But for some reason, I apparently have to wave this fact around, since people care about that.)
->
And I did the first animation starring+being about "Trixie" from MLP:FiM. Atop all of the above mentioned fetishes/sex acts. I did some of (if not) the first fanfics on FiMFiction of fringe genres such as female on male rape. (And unwittingly somnophilia...) People also claim I'm behind the first (real) femdom Avatar Comic. But I haven't looked into that, so can't say for sure. Currently working on the first dominant Lord Dominator animation(´possibly artwork) as well. Unlike the haphazard wet blankets people like Shad or Sparrow manage to wheeze out. Oh, also the only one to have ever given Midna an inexplicable horsecunt. While everyone else is busy genderswapping her to have a inexplicable hyper horsedick. Since that's a "thing" for some reason. Oh, also did the first hyper female joke in the MLP fandom. (even if with incorrect human anatomy...) And also the first "not a dick, it's pussy!" trap joke. I did NOT however invent prehensile nor hyper labia. No matter how hard people want to credit me for that. (Sorry, but I'm not the pussy Illuminati, even if many dozen people try to push that on me xD)

So, with that list of shiz, here's the links: (I'll start with the animations. In no direct order, just everything from "world's first" to the priced projects. Do note that some links are to lower quality versions.)

NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/583529/animal_genitalia-animal_pussy-animated-anus-applej
NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/884239/animated-anthro-armpits-breasts-clitoris-duo-equin
NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/996887/2016-animated-anus-armpits-balls-blue_hair-bottoml
NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/896188/animated-clitoris-clocktowur-dancing-eye_patch-eye (there's also one from the same artist, but with Marceline shapeshifting her puss, don't think it's currently uploaded anywhere though... I should upload them here tbh.)
NSFW https://derpibooru.org/1041405?scope=scpe7d4cea03663cdf3f8c662d71d71803043d494bcb

And pics:
NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/972236/absurd_res-animal_genitalia-animal_pussy-anthro-ar
NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/944551/absurd_res-anthro-breasts-bugs_bunny-cunnilingus-d
NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/831249/animal_genitalia-animal_pussy-clitoral-clitoris-eq
NSFW https://e621.net/post/show/438260/anthro-armadillo-armpits-bat-black_nipples-black_p
NSFW: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Kattlarv/431072/Lord-and-Tramp
NSFW: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/miycko/421493/Bending-Katara-Page-01
That was a bit of a handful... anyhow , tell me if I missed or forgot something. Already going way out of my way just to humor you over something irrelevant though...


@Oddlem: I can just address you to read the top of this post. So get of your self-entitled ass soapbox, and learn some etiquette. That type of comment MIGHT be appropriate if I had taken over a week without a reply, OR dodged the question numerous times. (Like "popufurs" do when confronted to draw a proper pussy)

And secondly: This is asking for FEEDBACK on a SURVEY. Not "Hey, I want top-notch animators my way!"
I'm essentially going "Ok, so we want to ask you, the fans, which century you'd want to see the next Assassins Creed take place in! So if you are a fan of this game, please go vote in the polls to decide which century, and country to set the next game in!" and you guys are just going "SHOW US GAMEPLAY DEMO!" or "Give us 5 pages of the script so far, and which studio you will be using!" It's completely and utterly irrelevant to the original request of "Hey, mind filling out this survey? Or if not: give some feedback on how I can improve it, it's my first ever made survey". It is true that YES, I do make a joking remark on how it's effing near impossible to find competent people when it comes to anything non-penis related. But as I'm NOT asking for people to sign a contract to work on this project. I did ask if someone might know anything that MIGHT have interest in a project like this. This isn't a job application looking for animators. Then I would have posted it as such.

@Radaketor:
There is female PoV porn yes, but no "proper" (bit harsh term maybe in hindsight. But I am talking in context to a "game".) ones. (which we can attest to like trainwrecks such as "crowjob in space, HTH" and what have you. Though, HTH has some almost passable scenes. But they've come out and openly stated they give 0 fucks about it.)
There is a difference to a PoV, and having an actual "thing" with it. I'm out to make the first "start to finish" game of this type. There exist a few finished things of this genre. But none of them are interactive, and all of them are furry. Then there's some sketch/inked ones. But that's not really on the same level.

And there's tons of different PoV. Even if excluding the classic "side view" or "head at abdomen" ones. It could be "lying down" angle, "sitting in chair" or even "ass up in the air".

... *facepalm* What people would prefer is what I am asking. That's the entire point of the survey.
If you could have a porn animation similar to that of ex: Zone, but obviously not AS flashy. Getting to pick speed's, where to splodge and all that shit. HOW would you prefer to see said hypothetical flash (or w/e) game? (assuming the "you" in this question, is a female, that'd like to see some porn focused on just, females)

Again, all you are talking about IS IN THE SURVEY. There I ask if they'd prefer a male or female. How important is it to them that you could chose between these? Is character customization important? Do they wana get head by Krystal or some other pop culture character, or some generic human?

And gee... "don't go through with planning and research on how to best do this project". Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. Just cling to the past and never try anything new. Sounds like a great idea!
And yeah, there's variety in porn, if you're a guy. I don't plan to get a sex change anytime soon tyvm.
I don't think that "cumbucket with aheago", "cumbucket with smile" or "cumbucket with frown" are very appealing choices for me. And yeah, there's some few oddballs in that equation. But I don't want to have to continually have to fight as if looking for sweet loot in Dark Souls, when guys can take the wow route and get awarded legendaries for just starting the game. (know it's not that easy, but insert [back in my day!] ramble here.)


At 10/9/16 08:41 AM, Kattlarv wrote: @Oddlem: I can just address you to read the top of this post. So get of your self-entitled ass soapbox, and learn some etiquette. That type of comment MIGHT be appropriate if I had taken over a week without a reply, OR dodged the question numerous times. (Like "popufurs" do when confronted to draw a proper pussy)

[edit] Lots of edits.
I completely overlooked what you said, even on this reply. My bad. .-.


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-09 13:45:28


One-Question Survey for Females 18+

want sum fuk


If I offer to help you in a post, PM me to get it. I often forget to revisit threads.

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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-09 14:46:42


I do not approve.

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You sound way too pissy over people asking questions and having doubts about your project. That tends to never be a good sign.
I doubt this very very niche idea of yours will ever actually see the light of day but good luck with it.


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At 10/9/16 08:41 AM, Kattlarv wrote:

None of your shit has ever hit frontpage mate. NG has like badges for that
Hope more people see this bs, is this what writing history is like?


*sigh*

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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-10 09:24:46


hallo am girl

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@Oddlem: Eh... it's sorta fine. To be honest, it is a bit hypocritical of me to tell you to learn some etiquette. Won't say it's incorrect, but I'm about as graceful as Rick Sanchez xD So I'm not one to talk heh.

@Radaketor: That's mostly due to that they are asking irrelevant questions, and going off on tangents, not even remotely related to the thread. I'm talking about RESEARCH for an idea. And they are whining about it, as if this was a kickstarter they each pledged 100 $ to, and it has been 6 months without an update...
That, and being way too hardened by over 10 years of internet experience. It doesn't help that I'm a whistleblower when it comes to scams and hack artists. So right there I'm as popular as Snowden, Manning or anyone in that camp. Kinda sad how pissed people get on those bothering exposing the truth, such a thankless job... Anyhow, so that said: I'm used to having to deal with people that don't grasp common sense. Like why it doesn't "work" to claim to be against ex: pedo or zoophilia, by saying it's gross with female animal genitals, or underage boys. Then go and slather their tongue all over horsedicks and loli, and go "It's different!". Like, stuff like that goes both ways... so yeah, all it force of habit.

Also: Wouldn't really call something targeting everyone into 18+ content, with a "not-penis" a "very very niche" thing. If I was doing a survey on female deepthroating, then sure. I can call that a very very niche thing as it's barely existed for like, two years since I invented it. But a porn animation for women? Sorry, that's too broad to be a niche.

@Splats: Look, retard. I know this will be hard for you to grasp but: Did you happen to see the lack of "http//www.newground.com" in those links? No?
Well, I'll try to make it simple for you: There are OTHER sites on the interwebs. The computer, you know? It actually has lots of webpages. It's called the world wide web. That's what the WWW stands for. So you see, if you go to other sites, they also have something called a "front page". And front pages are generally used to display things. Want me to explain to you what "display" means? Or would you prefer if I get the teacher, so they can go over this one on one with you after recces?

@Ishmaelist: Aw, I thought I could be the only one here to use sarcasm and witty remarks :P

Hm, yeah, sorry no. The AAA video game market says that horror games are dead. So that means you must believe them as it's the absolute truth. You just crashed your own argument, darn.
And please, do implore the salads bar argument.
I eagerly await your next logical fallacy or baseless assumption.

And again: Here you come yourself, not having a single shit, nor done anything productive at all to your name. Trying to bawl at me, that has actually done something.
But why let pesky things like facts get in the way of you throwing glass in your glass house? :P

And really? Gonna take that as you don't read your own posts then.
Again: More than you've ever accomplished.
I'm not expecting to strike internet oil. I'm expecting to explore new options. Go past the preconceived notions of what's allowed, and what will and won't work. I know you probably can't grasp it but: Being a prodigy doesn't really mean shit outside of that you are breaking new grounds. (rimshot) The fact I've invented more things in a year than most do in their lifetime doesn't. mean. shit. Outside of that info. Whether these ideas take off however, THAT'S what actually matters.

If you'd learn what words actually mean, maybe you'd have some grasp on reality. I'm pretty sure your limited understanding of things thinks of "prodigy" as if it means "huge success" or something. It's however basically just an innovator. Someone that does new things. Which I do. Some successful, (like the equine glory hole) others not so much. (like the spitting cobra) That's just how things go.

Atop that, it doesn't really help your case that you're just a loser, a sad little butthurt troll with nothing to show for yourself. Seriously, even some of my early, half-assed shit is still twice as good as what you've never managed to produce. I mean heck, even your included image is trash. You couldn't even manage to fill in the white space? You can even do that shit in paint.

So, even if you can't understand it, trying to slander me for linking between below mediocre to good quality content, all of which is better than anything you could ever produce as of now, isn't really effective :P You're... an angry hobo waving your bottle at me and saying how I'm rubbish for having an education, a job and a home. While you, you got it all covered. You're like, too good for the system, man. Yeah... you go ahead and show me how it's done. Despite complete lack of credentials or qualification.

@Kanef: Eh, low to medium budget has had a habit of working out better tbh. But some big budget can work out fine. I'm just ready in case it comes to that. Will prolly aim for a low-medium budget project if I get enough data.
And yeah... that's kinda why I'm trying to change it. To show people how to not do it like shit.

@zornuzkull: Cheers. Pretty sure I gotta manually re-count the votes to wipe out the trolls... would be nice if the survey service let me delete individual responses to the whole thing. But ah well.
I can say: if it will go as bad when I'm ACTUALLY looking for an animator, then: woo... and what a surprise: those bawling for evidence are nowhere around after it's been posted... didn't see that coming. At all.
That butthurt guy really reminds me of those"only I'm allowed to have nice things!" people. As they seem scared to death over that if female pron were to exist, his porn would vanish. Cuz that's how porn works. There can only exist one type at a time, and all other porn would be taken away xD

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-10 12:27:01


Nice.
I wonder how this shit will progress

Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-10 12:32:18


At 10/10/16 12:17 PM, Kattlarv wrote: Want me to explain to you what "display" means? Or would you prefer if I get the teacher, so they can go over this one on one with you after recces?
Or would you prefer if I get the teacher, so they can go over this one on one with you after recces?
so they can go over this one on one with you after recces?
after recces?
recces

fam


*sigh*

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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-10 13:13:20


how does anybody type as much as you do

btw i am a female


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-10 14:59:50


At 10/10/16 12:17 PM, Kattlarv wrote: what a surprise: those bawling for evidence are nowhere around after it's been posted... didn't see that coming. At all.

... hang on, are you seriously suggesting this amateur fan porn stuff you linked to are something to do with some $1000+ animations you've assisted with?

Let alone that you have the audacity to say -

Like, there's a bit of an issue here where a vast majority of the high tier artists can't draw female junk for shit compared to their males. Like, seriously. It's kind of a 95 % chance that any front page artist on NG, HF or where have you barely only knows how to draw loli/porn vag. And that's all they know...

- when you've provided a bunch of links that shows that you only deal with hack porn artists anyway.

You are choosing to make out that you're some pioneering porn entrepreneur, yet you're just another amateur porn artist who thinks they're grand masters.


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At 10/10/16 12:17 PM, Kattlarv wrote: @Oddlem: Eh... it's sorta fine. To be honest, it is a bit hypocritical of me to tell you to learn some etiquette. Won't say it's incorrect, but I'm about as graceful as Rick Sanchez xD So I'm not one to talk heh.

Actually, I think I really need to learn not to go straight onto Newgrounds after waking up since my brain is basically fried. :P I've done that multiple times before.

Although I'm not exactly your targeted demographic, I did try to give some feedback on the survey. So hopefully that was at least somewhat helpful (probably not though).


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-11 18:57:18


Okay look...there is nothing wrong with people wanting to create new kinds of porn for different/never utilized target audiences.Nothing at all.

Its just...you come off so mad and angry. A part of me understands though given your situation but damn. Just cool off a bit before posting. People here can be dumb but chill.

Seeing some MLP stuff on your page and posts. I know some girls are into it too sexually and all but makes me think you're a dude. idk.

Is that what you/girls want (or even what your trying to see if they want?)...a first person view of you getting a blowjob from a furry or pony? Cause like...good luck with that. Not saying the turn on doesn't exist but yeah, that's so niche I can only imagine how hard it is to find an animator.

No one on deviant art has the skills your looking for?


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Response to Looking for Females for 18+ Survey 2016-10-11 19:58:02


@iFool: Eh, dunno. Gone pretty decent so far.
Still prolly better than anything you've ever done. Not that that's very much to begin with, but yanno :P

@Splats: There, there.

@Brandon: Eh, practice mostly I guess. ~15 year veteran of the interwebz.
Done a TON of reviews, feedback and even worked as a critic for a while. Also written some short stories and snippets. Did a brief series for a newspaper. So yeah, it's a lot of practice. (Yet, despite this, I am still pretty terrible at making short and concise sense xD) Grown pretty cynical as well over the year. Not that encouraging to expose ex: scam artists when the people being informed flips out on me over it as "they were happier not knowing they were getting fucked over".

@zornuzkull: Eh, can hope. The severe lack of competent animators will make it really difficult. Especially as atop finding someone that can draw the "not-penis" decently, they also gotta be willing to do porn about the not-penis. Which, as we can see pretty clearly: Isn't really common. And atop that, they also gotta be willing to take commissions, or work in collabs. I didn't expect the planning phase to be this much of a drag however...

And I'm used to that type of morons. They're like those that put salt in their coffee. And when you point it out, they just go "no..." and starts to drink, with a contorted face as they try not to vomit. Humans instinctively don't want to show weakness or admit defeat nor fault. But these people are a special breed of thick. It's kinda equally useless to prove them wrong, ignore them or simply just mock them. Most of them will do it regardless, so meh. I tend to go on a whim what seems the least dragged out.
Maybe I can get some decent info out. So far found a surprising amount, like, 75+ % thinks the lack of female porn is due to the "salads bar" effect.

@TurkeyOnAStick: Most of those are proof of the "worlds first" and invented fetishes. But some of them are part of that yes. Like the ~5 minute long, multiple scene lesbian animation. (granted, that version is way low quality compared to the original. But a online version of the HD version isn't uploaded online to my knowledge.)

And, yes. You provide proof of say, at least 5 "popufurs" that actually knows their shit, and you might have a leg to stand on. I primarily work with upper low, to varied mid-tier artists. Sometimes high tier, but they're a bit hard to find that doesn't only work with cock worship. Most of which aren't hacks, as they actually put effort into their work. And CAN go all the way with what they are doing. Unlike inept ones like Fisk, Atryl or... their name slipped my tongue, but they're mostly on HF... but yeah. (Almost) All I work with, I make sure they aren't lazy bigots or shams. If they draw horse dick, they're also able to draw horsecunt. If can draw x, they can draw y. Atm you just went "How dare you!" and not disprove a single point I made. It's not exactly a secret that most high tier artists can't draw pussy for shit. And just divert attention whenever it's brought up.
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Not the bs "Uh... I COULD totally draw that! But I erh... um... can't show you... cuz reasons..." or "Pfft, what? Ofc I know how to draw pussy! Just look at this... hyper genderswap! Look how great I am at drawing penis! - That's not a female, that's a futa... and there's no pussy in this. - ....BUTTHOEL! HYPER HORSEDONG! I ART GOOD!". And no, just because they can draw 40 different dicks in any shape or size doesn't entitle them to get respect and a free pass when it comes to female anatomy. Just like if you have a degree in math, doesn't mean you should get invited to speak as the guest of honor at a geology fair. If you can't do it for shit, you don't deserve praise for it.

And I'm a prodigy, yes. That's a fact. It's however YOU that claims that means I have to be famous, rich, greatly successful and among the best in my field.
But like with many words now a days: Take a moment to learn what they actually mean before you start to blather about shiz, and try to lecture people in things you can't even do better yourself.
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Just like how if someone says that they run their own business, that can range from a 1-man company, to a multi-billion dollar corporation. If you take that as "anyone that says that must at least have 200 employees, a famous brand and make a billion dollars per year!" that's on you. It'll be your fault if your preconceived notions and baseless assumptions are incorrect. You have no backing on being upset over things you made up. And/or overreacted on.
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I've merely stated the facts. How you take them is your problem. It's like, how I'm one of the "top experts" at female anatomy within two fandoms. TWO. And you know why? Cuz none else bothered to try. And like said: Quite a few tries to mock that, by saying if I'd put those studies into something useful, like dicks. I would have been popular+able to do something in the fandoms. Instead of being a stick in the mud that has to point out boring shit, like that pussies don't go on the abdomen. Like: Knowing useful shit, like what the difference between a donkey and a horse dick is. That those fandoms would appreciate and be impressed by. (so they say at least) So, I don't exactly got a lot to work with here... Not a title I'm proud of. Nor am I disappointed. It's just "meh". It is what it is. Coming second in a 3 man race is what it is. If you wana make a huge deal out of it, you are free to do so.

@Oddlem: Eh, can relate to that. Generally end up replying when it's way late. When I'm sleep deprived, or drowsy in some way. So pretty much never on my A game xD
And eh, it's more helpful than most have been here xP Been a few but.

@arbiter540: Eh, most of that is sarcasm or just rolling my eyes at people's stupidity. I'm not angry, more a mix of tired or annoyed. They either have nothing to come with, nothing at all. Or just starts whining about irrelevant stuff. Gets schooled, and scurries off. This is basically routine for me at this point. People don't like when you stir the status quo. They're scared to lose their place in the hierarchy. As said: Despite massive experience in the field. I am terrible at being brief/blunt. And I got the social grace of a coral snake xD

The MLP stuff is irrelevant to this. And was only linked to prove a point. I worked with it at the time as it's what was on the menu.
*Slow facepalm* Those are just random examples... but if enough people raise interest in it: Then sure, yes. A furry or pony might be considered. And yes, a vast majority of females I've talked to online displays interest in a 1'st person PoV "blowjob" as you call it. Cunnilingus to be precise. Though, I can say it would be nice with a more "hip" porn term for it. (that isn't 2 words, and kinda lame)

Haven't come across any of DA. Haven't really searched. But those I glanced by, either just does boobs, dicks or can't draw pussy.
There exist some that can do female PoV. The issue is finding one that's also an animator, and takes commissions/collabs.

@yurgenburgen: So, not only did you get utterly wrecked on every single point. Hide for a few days. Then sulks back in here with a half-assed "drawing" of a "dude with tits"?
You know, you'd be a lot less pathetic if you either just accepted defeat and stayed away. Or at least did something with a tinge of effort. I expected something more than the equivalence of a "Well... YOUR MOM!"response... if you wanted to save face, you could at least have tried to be witty.