working at Cabelos is usually uneventful
sit on my ass
people are dicks
Dick Pickles
something interesting kinda finally happens
shipment of Emerald Shiner baitfish come in
there's a Bluegill mixed in with them
get excited af over a fucking fish because my life is that shitty
put Bluegill in quarantine tank for exhibit fish
hope is to feed him enough to get him in the exhibit tank
name him Smalls
try feeding him pellets for the first week
wont eat
starts swimming sideways
i get worried
#fishlivesmatter
get stupid idea
tell fishing guy we should feed it worms
Smalls eats worms
Smalls gets pretty big the next 2 weeks
stops swimming like he has Downs
really happy
i have a work pet
fishing guy gets bored today
tells asshole manager about Smalls like a retard
kill them johnny
kill them all
asshole demands Smalls dies
retard fishing guy puts Smalls in exhibit tank
i look away as 15 pound Steelhead fucking obliterates Smalls
inthearmsofanangel.jpeg
i have no reason to live anymore
plan on killing myself tonight since my family is gone for weekend
be with Smalls again
haunt my weird as fuck girlfriend forever

At 10/7/16 03:32 PM, zornuzkull wrote: They murdered you're fish...

they did the fucking homos.

rip Smalls

Gone but not 4gotten

You forgot the reaction image. I'll supply you with one.

>have a happy week
>goes on NG
>annoyed at new site lay ou, but i can get used to it
>read another wahyaranger post
>post is ITT i hate my life my life sucks
>fish
>glad my life isnt shitty like his
>make reply
>close tab and forget about NG for a couple hours

At 10/7/16 03:32 PM, zornuzkull wrote: They murdered you're fish...

Who you calling a fish?

At 10/7/16 06:52 PM, zornuzkull wrote: The fish...

How rude!

OP's not your prison bitch...

At 10/7/16 07:22 PM, zornuzkull wrote: What?

*YOUR grammar is is atrocious.

At 10/7/16 03:54 PM, Kayleeee wrote: rip Smalls

Gone but not 4gotten

You're killing me smalls

i cri everytim

At 10/7/16 05:50 PM, Brandon wrote: >close tab and forget about NG for a couple hours

I don't use maymay arrows so tell me again how great your life is you unironically suicidal twat

At 10/7/16 08:53 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 10/7/16 05:50 PM, Brandon wrote: >close tab and forget about NG for a couple hours

I don't use maymay arrows so tell me again how great your life is you unironically suicidal twat

my life is great

very great

Cool story.
+1

At 10/7/16 10:13 PM, Brandon wrote: my life is great

very great

I hear excessive convincing of others on the quality of your life is a sign of suicidal tendencies.

At 10/7/16 10:30 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 10/7/16 10:13 PM, Brandon wrote: my life is great

very great

I hear excessive convincing of others on the quality of your life is a sign of suicidal tendencies.

the police job made me suicidal lol

At 10/7/16 10:39 PM, Brandon wrote: the police job made me suicidal lol

ironically

The Newgrounds Revolution may not be a thing
But the Smalls Revolution will be
#never4give #never4get
Viva la Revolucion

you guys are fucking gey