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NG Warzone (Abandoned Project)

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NG Warzone (Abandoned Project) 2016-09-30 21:42:03


Shows Strawberry Clock in a line w/ Alien Hominid, and Nene.  They're all in military outfits, holding guns
Clock: Who are we waiting for?
Alien: The Generals.  They're supposed to tell us our next mission.
Nene: Yeah, it's supposed to be our toughest one yet.
They hear the door open
Shows Zone-Tan walking in
Zone: The war between us and horrible content has been going on for years.  For a while, we were winning, but they're making alternative accounts to vote 5 on all submissions over and over so that it gets past our judgement.
Pico walks in and it only shows his hair as he says the following
Pico: That is what our mission is about.
Shows only Pico's eyes while he says the following
Pico: The alt. accounts are all bots.  They're kept in a giant red bunker.
Shows all of Pico as he says the following
Pico: Our mission is to destroy the bunker using a bomb that's kept underneath it.  They've been saving it for us, but now that we know where it is, we'll use it against them.
Zone: Failure is not an option!
Pico: Let's do it!
Shows a bunch of bots in a building with red walls and loose pipes.
Bot 1: I feel so dank!
Bot 2: I'm not 12, I swear, I'm 35!
Shows the outside of the building with guards at the door
Zooms out to see Clock, Nene, and Alien Hominid hiding behind a rock, with their guns in hand
Nene: Remember, once Zone-Tan lures away the guards with the mystical powers of her booty, we bust in and hold off the bots while Lyle McDouchebag goes in to get the bomb.
Alien: How is Zone-Tan showing her butt gonna lure away the guards?
Nene: They're like 12 years-old.  Just like all the other crappy content creators.
Alien: Oh.
Strawberry Clock: Let's do this!
Shows the guards again
Zone-Tan walks up to them
The guards give her a mean look
Zone: Two words: Butt! Cheeks!
Zone-Tan turns around and starts twerking
She walks away while still twerking and the guards run after her, laughing like idiots
Shows Alien, Clock, and Nene at the rock again
Nene: Okay! Let's go!
They run into the building
The bots walk towards them w/ no weapons
Nene starts firing her assault rifle at the bots
Clock shoots 2 bots in the head with his pistol
Alien rams his pistol through one bot's head and shoots another bot down while gun is still in the bot's head
Remember not to put blood, because they're robots
Shows a helicopter flying in the sky
Lyle is holding onto the bottom
Shows Pico in the cockpit
Pico: Are you ready?
Lyle: Always!
Lyle jumps off the helicopter
Pico opens the cockpit and climbs on top of the helicopter
Shows Alien, Clock, and Nene shooting at all the bots
Lyle bursts through the ceiling
Alien, Clock, and Nene see him
Clock: It's Lyle!
Nene: Quick! Protect him!
They run over to him
Lyle starts running while the others shoot down anyone near him
Shows Pico on top of the helicopter which is going down towards the building
Lyle kicks down a trap door and jumps down it while the others stay and keep shooting
Shows Lyle walking towards the blue hologram-looking cube (the bomb) that's slowly spinning and the room is dark
A pair of eyes appear in the dark
Just as Lyle turns around, a stickman jumps out of the shadows and throws a punch at Lyle, but Lyle blocks it
Lyle punches the stick twice in the jaw
The stick flip kicks Lyle
The stick throws a punch, but Lyle ducks and sweep kicks him
The stick falls to the ground
Lyle pulls out a knife, throws it at the stick, and it hits the sticks groin
Lyle grabs the bomb and climbs out of the trapdoor
Alien, Lyle, Clock, and Nene run out of the building
Everyone gets in
They fly over the building and Pico climbs onto the bottom of the helicopter
Lyle hands Pico the bomb
Pico: Eat this!
Pico drops the bomb
Shows the bomb falling
The bomb hits the building and explodes in slow motion
Shows everyone in the helicopter as Pico climbs back in
Nene: So, Zone-Tan, where were you after luring those guards away?
Zone: I was fucking them.
Everyone: What?!
Zone: For the mission guys... for the mission...