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Goat Waifus

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Goat Waifus 2016-09-22 23:34:00


SHE WAS THERE FOR ME WHEN NOBODY ELSE WAS

Goat Waifus


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-22 23:35:20


yeah

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-22 23:36:19


>goatse
>as a waifu

Wew lad.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-22 23:38:20


At 9/22/16 11:36 PM, Bit wrote: >goatse
>as a waifu

Wew lad.

i bet ur waifu is shit. Kim Possible does not count.

gtfo with your shit human waifus


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-22 23:45:02


At 9/22/16 11:38 PM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/22/16 11:36 PM, Bit wrote: >goatse
>as a waifu

Wew lad.
Kim Possible is top-tier waifu.

I'm glad you see things my way.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-22 23:52:04


At 9/22/16 11:45 PM, Bit wrote:
At 9/22/16 11:38 PM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/22/16 11:36 PM, Bit wrote: >goatse
>as a waifu

Wew lad.
Kim Possible is top-tier waifu.
I'm glad you see things my way.

You seem to have forgotten that pones make best waifus

except for applejack because... well....


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 00:40:36


I can't take this, I'm leaving.


This post will actually appear at the bottom of this page.

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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:05:16


Fucking let that ugly piece of shit game die already, people who like it are like Homestuck fans but times a million.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:16:41


At 9/23/16 11:05 AM, Radaketor wrote: Fucking let that ugly piece of shit game die already, people who like it are like Homestuck fans but times a million.

eat my cock you worthless sack of shit ur just jealous that goat waifus are better than you


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:18:48


At 9/23/16 11:16 AM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/23/16 11:05 AM, Radaketor wrote: Fucking let that ugly piece of shit game die already, people who like it are like Homestuck fans but times a million.
eat my cock you worthless sack of shit ur just jealous that goat waifus are better than you

Say that in front of my beautiful waifu, you piece of thrice digested feces.
She'll beat you and anyone else's ass any fucking day, you cunt.

Goat Waifus


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:22:15


At 9/22/16 11:52 PM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/22/16 11:45 PM, Bit wrote:
At 9/22/16 11:38 PM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/22/16 11:36 PM, Bit wrote: >goatse
>as a waifu

Wew lad.
Kim Possible is top-tier waifu.
I'm glad you see things my way.
You seem to have forgotten that pones make best waifus

except for applejack because... well....

I have seen better waifu's in fact I think she would make a far better waifu that that inflated applejack

Goat Waifus

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:22:38


At 9/23/16 11:18 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 9/23/16 11:16 AM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/23/16 11:05 AM, Radaketor wrote: Fucking let that ugly piece of shit game die already, people who like it are like Homestuck fans but times a million.
eat my cock you worthless sack of shit ur just jealous that goat waifus are better than you
Say that in front of my beautiful waifu, you piece of thrice digested feces.
She'll beat you and anyone else's ass any fucking day, you cunt.

ill **** the l*ving ******* **** outta your ******* **** you ********* **** i ******* mean it you ******


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:24:50


At 9/23/16 11:22 AM, Brandon wrote: ill **** the l*ving ******* **** outta your ******* **** you ********* **** i ******* mean it you ******

Oh you done fucked up now, motherfucker.

reported

Goat Waifus


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:27:14


At 9/23/16 11:24 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 9/23/16 11:22 AM, Brandon wrote: ill **** the l*ving ******* **** outta your ******* **** you ********* **** i ******* mean it you ******
Oh you done fucked up now, motherfucker.
reported

maaan whyd you report me. dont you realize what moderators do to reported pones?


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:36:52


At 9/23/16 11:27 AM, Brandon wrote:
maaan whyd you report me. dont you realize what moderators do to reported pones?

They make them watch Twilight joyfully sweep the floor? Ugh, that episode wasn't all that fun to watch the first time it aired.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:40:12


At 9/23/16 11:27 AM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/23/16 11:24 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 9/23/16 11:22 AM, Brandon wrote: ill **** the l*ving ******* **** outta your ******* **** you ********* **** i ******* mean it you ******
Oh you done fucked up now, motherfucker.
reported
maaan whyd you report me. dont you realize what moderators do to reported pones?

They send them to the slaughter house and make pony stew out of them.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 11:43:53


I don't know what's worse, the OP trolling all of us or the fact that everyone's supposed taste in waifus are all shit with the sole exception going to Radaketor. Not a good sign for anyone to be this desperate.


Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 12:35:19


At 9/23/16 11:23 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I figured you had more exotic tastes...

What is that?

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 12:51:10


At 9/23/16 12:47 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Well actually Lightning is the best waifu so yeah

you disgrace rainbow dash


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 12:51:31


Fuckin' weirdos.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 13:02:56


At 9/23/16 12:51 PM, thenoodge wrote: Fuckin' weirdos.

Fuckin' normies


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Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 13:05:47 (edited 2016-09-23 13:05:59)


At 9/23/16 12:47 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Well actually Lightning is the best waifu so yeah

Hope agrees with you seeing as he is currently in a relationship with her.

Goat Waifus

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 13:40:54


At 9/23/16 01:07 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote:
At 9/23/16 01:05 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 9/23/16 12:47 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Well actually Lightning is the best waifu so yeah
Hope agrees with you seeing as he is currently in a relationship with her.
gtfo of here with tthat cuck shit, Lightning is mine, Hope can fuck off.

If by "Fuck off" You mean Fuck her, no need to give permission seeing as Lightning has been letting hope score several home runs.

By the way 10K posts.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 16:27:26


I think if anyone has ever had a Waifu it should be tattooed on their forehead for the rest of their life. Additionally, they should have their emo bangs shaved off by a bully so it's always visible.

I KNOW there are a lot of people on NG with waifus.


∀x (∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ∀x ¬(x ∈ e)) ∨ ∃y ¬∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ¬∃z (z ∈ y ∧ z ∈ e ∧ ∀x ¬((x ∈ y ∧ x ∈ e) ∧ ¬(x = z)))))

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 16:40:35


At 9/23/16 04:27 PM, sharpnova wrote: I think if anyone has ever had a Waifu it should be tattooed on their forehead for the rest of their life. Additionally, they should have their emo bangs shaved off by a bully so it's always visible.

I KNOW there are a lot of people on NG with waifus.

So out of curiosity who is your Waifu?

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 17:08:59


At 9/23/16 04:40 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 9/23/16 04:27 PM, sharpnova wrote: I think if anyone has ever had a Waifu it should be tattooed on their forehead for the rest of their life. Additionally, they should have their emo bangs shaved off by a bully so it's always visible.

I KNOW there are a lot of people on NG with waifus.
So out of curiosity who is your Waifu?

Wait... I'm confused. Why do you think I have one? I was just railing against people that have them. I would think that would imply I didn't. I'm confused as fuck right now


∀x (∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ∀x ¬(x ∈ e)) ∨ ∃y ¬∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ¬∃z (z ∈ y ∧ z ∈ e ∧ ∀x ¬((x ∈ y ∧ x ∈ e) ∧ ¬(x = z)))))

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 17:15:33


At 9/23/16 05:08 PM, sharpnova wrote:
At 9/23/16 04:40 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Wait... I'm confused. Why do you think I have one? I was just railing against people that have them. I would think that would imply I didn't. I'm confused as fuck right now

Cause I have seen people come into these topics to do what you just did only to be in the closet with their own. It is quite common on the internet so I had to ask.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 17:33:55


The idea of a waifu is baffling. Committing yourself to a fictional character? For what reason? In case they become real? Think of how many other people are dedicated to that same, not real waifu. Then what? Just get in line and wait for your turn to be with Lightning, Fluttershy, or Toriel?

The closest thing to a waifu I can think of might be Professor Raine Sage from Tales of Symphonia or Katt from Breath of Fire 2, but I don't really feel a romantic desire for either one.

I'm on a 3DS right now. I can provide pictures later, if desired. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 17:49:26


At 9/23/16 05:15 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 9/23/16 05:08 PM, sharpnova wrote:
At 9/23/16 04:40 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Wait... I'm confused. Why do you think I have one? I was just railing against people that have them. I would think that would imply I didn't. I'm confused as fuck right now
Cause I have seen people come into these topics to do what you just did only to be in the closet with their own. It is quite common on the internet so I had to ask.

I'm confused though. I was railing on X.... why do you think I'm guilty of X. I just don't get it. Please explain


∀x (∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ∀x ¬(x ∈ e)) ∨ ∃y ¬∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ¬∃z (z ∈ y ∧ z ∈ e ∧ ∀x ¬((x ∈ y ∧ x ∈ e) ∧ ¬(x = z)))))

Response to Goat Waifus 2016-09-23 18:01:38


Ok.