What would be the easiest and fastest way to world domination?
A serum that turns people into mindless slaves?
Nukes?
Clones?

At 9/20/16 04:21 AM, stentub wrote: What would be the easiest and fastest way to world domination?

Gain access over a resource that everyone needs (doesn't need to be a physical object). Control access. Charge as much as you can for as long as you can. Rinse and repeat.

For the record, even the largest Empire in existence only managed to gain control over less then 1/4 of the world's land area or 44% of its population, so you're pretty much doomed.

Ask Israel

At 9/20/16 05:49 AM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 9/20/16 05:37 AM, RefreshMe wrote: For the record, even the largest Empire in existence only managed to gain control over less then 1/4 of the world's land area or 44% of its population, so you're pretty much doomed.

Containing 23% of the world population and covering 24% of the Earth's total land area...
Yeah empires are pretty inefficient...

Those were two different empires by the way. The British empire covered less than a quarter of the landmass of the Earth and the Persian empire included approximately 44% of its population. World Domination would mean 100% though and no one has ever managed that.

At 9/20/16 05:41 AM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote: Ask Israel

Reverse psychology.

At 9/20/16 04:58 AM, Mr-Shark wrote: Money.

I second the motion!

Be the alpha male and acquire currency.

At 9/20/16 04:21 AM, stentub wrote: What would be the easiest and fastest way to world domination?
A serum that turns people into mindless slaves?
Nukes?
Clones?

KILL THE SYMBOL OF PEACE

Spread your anus to become Hitler's bitch boy and he'll share his world domination with you.

The easiest way to dominate the planet is to be nature and wait for humans to destroy themselves and then take over the planet

Find a magic lamp with a genie in it, then just wish that you dominated the world with no resistance.

Pretend you rule the world and hope people go along with it.

At 9/20/16 04:26 AM, zornuzkull wrote: https://youtu.be/i_-AmFqV5jQ

Hey. That's a catchy tune.

Thanks.

At 9/21/16 01:42 AM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 9/21/16 01:40 AM, YonusBahtzee wrote:

At 9/20/16 04:26 AM, zornuzkull wrote: https://youtu.be/i_-AmFqV5jQ

Hey. That's a catchy tune.

Thanks.

Anytime... Don't bother with the rest of the album though...
It kinda takes a nose dive after that track...

Noted.

All you need is the right charisma. You have to become an insanely popular Youtuber and influence youth to kill in your honor. The rest will come naturally.

At 9/20/16 07:36 AM, RandyRandom wrote: Be the alpha male and acquire currency.

Or be a sweet, innocent female... manipulate hundreds of men into loving you. Become the female version of Hugh Hefner. #TheDream and by #TheDream I mean #MyDream

At 9/21/16 03:19 PM, Kayleeee wrote:

At 9/20/16 07:36 AM, RandyRandom wrote: Be the alpha male and acquire currency.

Or be a sweet, innocent female... manipulate hundreds of men into loving you. Become the female version of Hugh Hefner. #TheDream and by #TheDream I mean #MyDream

You go gurl. Extract them recourses.

At 9/21/16 03:58 PM, RandyRandom wrote: You go gurl. Extract them recourses.

fugg yah bb

Hitler had a pretty good model for it. You need a strong base of followers, plus resources and labor (which you can take if you're able to make a good scapegoat.) Most importantly you need to have power over policy makers and whistleblowers to make sure your power is lasting and absolute.

At 9/21/16 01:36 AM, YonusBahtzee wrote: Pretend you rule the world and hope people go along with it.

hey, that's pretty good! (if i succeed to dominate the world, i'll make you my right hand and advisor)

At 9/20/16 06:07 AM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 9/20/16 05:56 AM, RefreshMe wrote: Those were two different empires by the way. The British empire covered less than a quarter of the landmass of the Earth and the Persian empire included approximately 44% of its population. World Domination would mean 100% though and no one has ever managed that.

Still the British had the biggest in terms of land mass 17.4 million square miles...
It's probably a good thing that nobody has ever managed complete world domination really...

what about Genghis Khan? he got like, 25% of the world was it? some asian countries, half of russia, egypt, syria, et.c.

At 9/24/16 10:04 PM, stentub wrote:

At 9/21/16 01:36 AM, YonusBahtzee wrote: Pretend you rule the world and hope people go along with it.

hey, that's pretty good! (if i succeed to dominate the world, i'll make you my right hand and advisor)

I'd gladly take that offer.

Trump

At 9/20/16 04:21 AM, stentub wrote: What would be the easiest and fastest way to world domination?
A serum that turns people into mindless slaves?
Nukes?
Clones?

make people think they are free.

At 9/20/16 04:21 AM, stentub wrote: What would be the easiest and fastest way to world domination?
A serum that turns people into mindless slaves?
Nukes?
Clones?

Subliminal messaging