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You do realize that Honey Badgers don't take shit from anyone right?
Is that why you want one?
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At 9/19/16 06:47 PM, PussyShark wrote: Can I own a Honey Badger?
It depends on what the laws are like where you live. It's a dumb, expensive, and dangerous idea, but hey it's your life.
At 9/20/16 03:45 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Don't honey badgers have a reputation for being the most ferocious animal on the African continent?
And don't they have a habit of biting off the testicles of any animal that even gets close to it?
Yeah. Cause honey badgers don't give no fucks. They're my spirit animal.
I'm just kidding. I'm more of a koala bear.
Honey badgers are cute. We should try domesticating them.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 9/19/16 06:47 PM, PussyShark wrote: Can I own a Honey Badger?
The honey badger's gonna fuck your shit up dude
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 9/20/16 12:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote:At 9/20/16 12:47 PM, Kayleeee wrote:Yeah you have that vibe about you...I'm just kidding. I'm more of a koala bear.
That I like to sleep, cuddle, and eat?
At 9/20/16 02:33 PM, zornuzkull wrote:At 9/20/16 02:32 PM, Kayleeee wrote:Pretty much...At 9/20/16 12:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote:That I like to sleep, cuddle, and eat?At 9/20/16 12:47 PM, Kayleeee wrote:Yeah you have that vibe about you...I'm just kidding. I'm more of a koala bear.
Well, you're not wrong.
At 9/20/16 02:32 PM, Kayleeee wrote:At 9/20/16 12:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote:That I like to sleep, cuddle, and eat?At 9/20/16 12:47 PM, Kayleeee wrote:Yeah you have that vibe about you...I'm just kidding. I'm more of a koala bear.
Don't forget about that chlamydia
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At 9/20/16 03:26 PM, Gremlin wrote:At 9/20/16 02:32 PM, Kayleeee wrote:Don't forget about that chlamydiaAt 9/20/16 12:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote:That I like to sleep, cuddle, and eat?At 9/20/16 12:47 PM, Kayleeee wrote:Yeah you have that vibe about you...I'm just kidding. I'm more of a koala bear.
huehuehuehue
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
At 9/20/16 01:11 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: don't be a puss, get a wolverine.
A honey badger can fight 3 lions. I don't want your pussy ass wolverine.
At 9/20/16 03:47 PM, zornuzkull wrote:At 9/20/16 03:43 PM, Kayleeee wrote:Koalas can catch chlamydia its one of the reasons they are dieing out...Don't forget about that chlamydiaI'm sorry, I don't understand.
huehuehuehue
Aww, that's sad. At least it's treatable with antibiotics.
At 9/20/16 03:44 PM, PussyShark wrote:At 9/20/16 01:11 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: don't be a puss, get a wolverine.A honey badger can fight 3 lions. I don't want your pussy ass wolverine.
you don't know about wolverines if you think they're pussy, it's twice the animal a honey badger is.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 9/20/16 04:23 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 9/20/16 03:44 PM, PussyShark wrote:you don't know about wolverines if you think they're pussy, it's twice the animal a honey badger is.At 9/20/16 01:11 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: don't be a puss, get a wolverine.A honey badger can fight 3 lions. I don't want your pussy ass wolverine.
So are lions. And jackals. And bears. And KOMODO DRAGONS. But honey badgers have been observed and recorded on YouTube beating the shit out of all of them.
At 9/20/16 06:01 PM, PussyShark wrote:At 9/20/16 04:23 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:So are lions. And jackals. And bears. And KOMODO DRAGONS.At 9/20/16 03:44 PM, PussyShark wrote:you don't know about wolverines if you think they're pussy, it's twice the animal a honey badger is.At 9/20/16 01:11 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: don't be a puss, get a wolverine.A honey badger can fight 3 lions. I don't want your pussy ass wolverine.
a wolverine is literally a very similar creature except x2.
But honey badgers have been observed and recorded on YouTube beating the shit out of all of them.
similarly, wolverines fight with wolf packs, and bears, preying on animals as large as moose. there are documented cases of wolverines killing polar bears.
it's a honey badger but more.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 9/20/16 04:55 PM, zornuzkull wrote:At 9/20/16 04:20 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Aww, that's sad. At least it's treatable with antibiotics.Yeah its a shame for the little fuzz balls...
I feel sad for them. I didn't even know!
At 9/20/16 03:43 PM, Kayleeee wrote:At 9/20/16 03:26 PM, Gremlin wrote: Don't forget about that chlamydiaI'm sorry, I don't understand.
huehuehuehue
I don't.... I... I can't even insult people of this website anymore, for fucks sake.
At 9/20/16 06:23 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Wolverines
Look, can I just have a honey badger?
They're such brave...
At 9/20/16 11:21 PM, Gremlin wrote:At 9/20/16 03:43 PM, Kayleeee wrote:I don't.... I... I can't even insult people of this website anymore, for fucks sake.At 9/20/16 03:26 PM, Gremlin wrote: Don't forget about that chlamydiaI'm sorry, I don't understand.
huehuehuehue
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At 9/20/16 01:59 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I don't see why not.
Thanks, youre the best.
