Congratulations! You've just been promoted from some fucking person to EXECUTIVE OWNER/CEO AND GODHUMAN OF NEWGROUNDS.
What is your first change as captain?
Congratulations! You've just been promoted from some fucking person to EXECUTIVE OWNER/CEO AND GODHUMAN OF NEWGROUNDS.
What is your first change as captain?
At 8/29/16 08:56 PM, annefrankfanficfan64 wrote: business as usual for me
why do you spare us from your lurid and impassive wrath
At 8/29/16 08:37 PM, GodInACup wrote: Congratulations! You've just been promoted from some fucking person to EXECUTIVE OWNER/CEO AND GODHUMAN OF NEWGROUNDS.
What is your first change as captain?
September 1st will forever be known as, "Newgrounds Whipping Day" where newgrounds users from around the world are invited to the Newgrounds HQ and forced to strip naked, lather themselves with baby oil, and whip eachother with shoelaces.
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
At 8/29/16 08:41 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Press the delete button
Bye bye
But what about all the titillating conversations to be had on the BBS? Like this one? Aren't you titillated? Well fuck you then.
At 8/29/16 09:29 PM, GodInACup wrote:At 8/29/16 08:41 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Press the delete buttonBut what about all the titillating conversations to be had on the BBS? Like this one? Aren't you titillated? Well fuck you then.
Bye bye
Well fuck me then
At 8/30/16 04:42 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote: Remove the shit posters.
I see how it is...
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It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 8/30/16 09:59 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:NoMore dick jokes.
1st. make @DamnedByFate my right hand man, and @subliminalVirus my queen
then, well that's pretty much it.
At 8/30/16 01:31 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:At 8/30/16 09:59 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:NoMore dick jokes.
1st. make @DamnedByFate my right hand man, and @00110110 my queen
then, well that's pretty much it.
apparently she has a new account
turn it to shadgrounds.com
Every Disney-Female-Cartoon-Character-Fantasy, by Everyone
Make a Lit Portal
Make a Stream Portal
Make a Fanfic Portal
Make a Sonic Recolor Portal
Make an Inflation Portal
Make an RPG Maker Shovelware Portal
Make a Whatever-Format-Game-Maker-Games-Are-Made-In Portal
Revert NG to the 2007 layout
Revive NG Mag/Make NG Mag an actual thing
Bring back Turd of the Week
Give mod privileges to anybody who gets ramen with me
Ban any user under the age of 18 from posting in the BBS
Going on the Politics Forum will redirect you to /pol/
At 8/30/16 09:51 PM, Chdonga wrote:
Make an Inflation Portal
Here's the perfect solution to your revenue problem. 10,000℅ more supporters guaranteed, ads will no longer be needed, just more inflation.
At 8/30/16 09:51 PM, Chdonga wrote: Make a Lit Portal
Make a Stream Portal
Make a Fanfic Portal
Make a Sonic Recolor Portal
Make an Inflation Portal
Make an RPG Maker Shovelware Portal
Make a Whatever-Format-Game-Maker-Games-Are-Made-In Portal
Revert NG to the 2007 layout
Revive NG Mag/Make NG Mag an actual thing
Bring back Turd of the Week
Give mod privileges to anybody who gets ramen with me
Ban any user under the age of 18 from posting in the BBS
Going on the Politics Forum will redirect you to /pol/
I hope Tom is taking notes here...
Especially on the Sonic Recolor Portal and Inflation Portal ideas.
At 8/30/16 10:13 PM, GodInACup wrote: ads will no longer be needed, just more inflation.
It's not that kind of inflation.
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At 8/30/16 10:41 PM, Bit wrote:At 8/30/16 10:13 PM, GodInACup wrote: ads will no longer be needed, just more inflation.It's not that kind of inflation.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/647803
I can assure you I know exactly what kind of inflation he was referring to. Nothing brings in the ad revenue like Sonic shoving household objects into Shadow's boypussy until he becomes an emo exercise ball like he was always meant to be.
At 8/30/16 11:56 PM, GodInACup wrote: I can assure you I know exactly what kind of inflation he was referring to. Nothing brings in the ad revenue like Sonic shoving household objects into Shadow's boypussy until he becomes an emo exercise ball like he was always meant to be.
I have the biggest erection right now.
At 8/30/16 01:58 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: 1st. make @DamnedByFate my right hand man, and @00110110 my queen
I don't know if I should feel honoured.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 8/30/16 10:13 PM, GodInACup wrote:At 8/30/16 09:51 PM, Chdonga wrote:Make an Inflation Portal@TomFulp
Here's the perfect solution to your revenue problem. 10,000℅ more supporters guaranteed, ads will no longer be needed, just more inflation.
Hmmm.... Inflation Portal..........
lets fuck 'em up
At 8/30/16 10:41 PM, Bit wrote:At 8/30/16 09:51 PM, Chdonga wrote: Make a Lit Portal
Make a Stream Portal
Make a Fanfic Portal
Make a Sonic Recolor Portal
Make an Inflation Portal
Make an RPG Maker Shovelware Portal
Make a Whatever-Format-Game-Maker-Games-Are-Made-In Portal
Revert NG to the 2007 layout
Revive NG Mag/Make NG Mag an actual thing
Bring back Turd of the Week
Give mod privileges to anybody who gets ramen with me
Ban any user under the age of 18 from posting in the BBS
Going on the Politics Forum will redirect you to /pol/
Yeah, it really looks like the notes Winky
And I'd like to note that I like very much Sonic Recolor Portal
Get rid of stat whores by implementing a communist system, thus making everyone's stats the same. For the stats that require written words such as reviews and forum posts, they'll be computer-generated to make up for the difference. As for stats that involve actual content such as submissions to the Newgrounds portal, they'll be computer-generated as well.
At 8/29/16 08:37 PM, GodInACup wrote: Congratulations! You've just been promoted from some fucking person to EXECUTIVE OWNER/CEO AND GODHUMAN OF NEWGROUNDS.
What is your first change as captain?
Sell my shares and do something else, I don't know anything about running a website or web development / design.
I would build a streaming platform for NG.
I would build a short-film portal.
Pico 2 would finally be "a thing" :)
At 8/31/16 09:00 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 8/30/16 01:58 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: 1st. make @DamnedByFate my right hand man, and @00110110 my queenI don't know if I should feel honoured.
i like to fuck with you a lot but when it comes down to it you're the right man for the job and i consider you a friend.
Oh, I know what I'd do...but I'm going to keep it a secret.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 9/1/16 02:56 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Oh, I know what I'd do...but I'm going to keep it a secret.
Well, that's lame.
At 8/31/16 11:25 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i like to fuck with you a lot but when it comes down to it you're the right man for the job and i consider you a friend.
You know I'd probably just drink up all your beer, right?
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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