Picture this: it's the year 2030. Christianity is illegal, and atheists have renamed America to Darwinica. Praying is now not only illegal in school, but everywhere. Anyone caught praying is thrown into an atheist prison, where they are brainwashed and forced to watch a bunch of Richard Dawkins movies.

Gay marriage is now the only legal kind of marriage. If a man and a woman get caught trying to marry, that couple goes to gay prison to be trained into homosexuality.

Trans people are allowed to use any bathroom they want, even yours. If a trans knocks on your door and says "I want to use your bathroom", you have to let them under atheist decree. And then if they want to be in the bathroom with your child, you face the gillatine if you say no.

Is this the future you want to live in?

I'd rather go live in a world of agnostics, thank you very much.

At 8/27/16 12:00 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: this is the kind of thing that chdonga would post unironically

Because he's a smart man

Sounds like a good world to me, coming from an atheist who's never heard anything that Richard Dawkins has said.

At 8/27/16 11:58 AM, someaveragechap wrote: I'd rather go live in a world of agnostics, thank you very much.

What up my irreligious brotha

At 8/27/16 12:45 PM, zornuzkull wrote: This is the stupidest shit iv ever read...

Have you ever read through your own posts

haha I kid, I kid :3

what a utopia!!!

At 8/27/16 01:07 PM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 8/27/16 12:47 PM, Kayleeee wrote:

At 8/27/16 12:45 PM, zornuzkull wrote: This is the stupidest shit iv ever read...

Have you ever read through your own posts

haha I kid, I kid :3

Spicy...

I'll show you spicy.

I love how writers use science fiction as an excuse for other people to validate their worst fears.

Reminds me of this old Flash movie, where heterosexuality is illegal, and the last bastion of heteros decide to blow themselves up, rather than surrendering to the protestors outside their door.

Why aren't we gassing everyone who's not a white heterosexual?

Update: In this hypothetical world, gay marriages will also be performed in public restrooms.

what does trans potties have to do with not believing in deity anyway? wuts next, happy meals sold at burger king? ._--;

At 8/27/16 04:11 PM, GreenSoap wrote: what does trans potties have to do with not believing in deity anyway? wuts next, happy meals sold at burger king? ._--;

Everyyyythiiing

chocolate AND peanut butter

So, rapture?

Jesus is going to be fucking p*ssed when he hears this.

Why can't we all just execute the gays and atheists like we used to? That would solve all of our problems.

At 8/27/16 10:11 PM, Bit wrote: Jesus is going to be fucking p*ssed when he hears this.

Why can't we all just execute the gays and atheists like we used to? That would solve all of our problems.

Because """social progress""" apparently takes priority over God's will

At 8/27/16 10:11 PM, Bit wrote: Jesus is going to be fucking p*ssed when he hears this.

Why can't we all just execute the gays and atheists like we used to? That would solve all of our problems.

you have the sexiest swimsuit

At 8/27/16 12:02 PM, Jeffay wrote: Shut up.

great response

why's the E censored?

a world run by people who assume the term atheist = complete disrespect toward all other religions

because if you're an atheist it definitely doesn't mean you're tolerant of other people

in fact it only can mean that you hate anyone who disagrees with you

what i find hilarious about this argument is that it only ever comes from die hard christians. like, you're hating atheists for presumption, and that presumption is that they feel the same way do you

it makes me wonder if they have ever breathed in through their nose

At 8/27/16 11:41 AM, Brandon wrote: Picture this: it's the year 2030. Christianity is illegal

Was good until you went on about stupid things afterwards that have nothing to do with atheism.

If the world truly could be done with religions as soon as 2030 it would be amazing and the world would only benefit from this. Religions poison everything and the sooner we can get people to understand that the better. If that sounds wrong to you go and listen to some debates from Christopher Hitchens, he did the subject well. RIP Hitchens, the world misses you.

At 8/28/16 12:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/27/16 11:41 AM, Brandon wrote: Picture this: it's the year 2030. Christianity is illegal

Was good until you went on about stupid things afterwards that have nothing to do with atheism.

That was actually the point of this thread; to make fun of the Christians that actually believe this, and here in America, you'll find a lot of them. Probably a lot in the UK, too, cause stupidity has no limitations or boundaries.

Anywho, thanks for the response.

Isn't this already a thing?!

Most of the hardcore atheists on the internet don't know where to stop in their zeal and develop their own dogmas.

At 8/27/16 11:41 AM, Brandon wrote: Is this the future you want to live in?

This would make the greatest comedy ever of all time. I would pay to see this movie.

That sounds great actually, a world where hetero white cis scum are forced to check their privileged is a utopia.

At 8/27/16 03:23 PM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 8/27/16 03:14 PM, Radaketor wrote: Why aren't we gassing everyone who's not a white heterosexual?

You mean white herosexual men right?

Why would anyone want to gas the single most important, intelligent and useful group in the world?

At 8/28/16 10:44 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 8/27/16 03:23 PM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 8/27/16 03:14 PM, Radaketor wrote: Why aren't we gassing everyone who's not a white heterosexual?

You mean white herosexual men right?

Why would anyone want to gas the single most important, intelligent and useful group in the world?

Because Hitler fits the description of a white heterosexual man.

At 8/28/16 10:50 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Because Hitler fits the description of a white heterosexual man.

But that's a good thing.