NG should have an verification about the age of the NG user because I saw a lot of kids watching, playing an porn game/movie...
Please reply if you agree!
Kids stop watching porn here.....
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>implying you have never watched porn before 18
OP, do you even realize what you're asking? Did you even read your own post?
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At 8/15/16 08:38 AM, darklordYT wrote: NG should have an verification about the age of the NG user because I saw a lot of kids watching, playing an porn game/movie...
Serious talk even though you probably aren't being serious, there is a notification that pops up on an A rated submission saying that the Adult submission is for people who are 18+ years of age.
But it's really just a warning and anyone can just continue on to watch an A rated submission...Oh well.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 8/15/16 08:52 AM, Loozar wrote: >implying you have never watched porn before 18
Fun fact: I almost completely stopped watching porn when I turned 18.
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Why? The traffic will just go somewhere else.
Somewhere that has malicious ads.
Ads that infect their computer with viruses.
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At 8/15/16 11:24 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:At 8/15/16 11:13 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:Same tbh.At 8/15/16 08:52 AM, Loozar wrote: >implying you have never watched porn before 18Fun fact: I almost completely stopped watching porn when I turned 18.
I only watch it rarely now.
You guys must have low sex drives. I jerk off and/or watch porn all the time.
If kids want to watch porn, they're going to find a way to watch porn.
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At 8/15/16 11:40 AM, Bit wrote: You guys must have low sex drives. I jerk off and/or watch porn all the time.
Violence is my sex.
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At 8/15/16 08:52 AM, Loozar wrote: >implying you have never watched porn before 18
Not a once.
At 8/15/16 12:41 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 8/15/16 11:40 AM, Bit wrote: You guys must have low sex drives. I jerk off and/or watch porn all the time.Violence is my sex.
The music for Aphotheosis always does it for me.
parents, regulate your children. people who want to regulate all when the parents should do it, stfu.
At 8/15/16 06:52 PM, Kayleeee wrote:At 8/15/16 08:52 AM, Loozar wrote: >implying you have never watched porn before 18Not a once.
surprised
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At 8/15/16 07:31 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: parents, regulate your children. people who want to regulate all when the parents should do it, stfu.
At 8/15/16 06:52 PM, Kayleeee wrote:surprisedAt 8/15/16 08:52 AM, Loozar wrote: >implying you have never watched porn before 18Not a once.
lmao
At 8/15/16 09:36 AM, Jeffay wrote: You watched kids watch porn? You sick bastard.
lol
I remember when I was anti-porn. Now I can't go a day without jacking off.
Although I think Newgrounds should be 18+ exclusively. I don't like associating myself with pants-shitting 13 year olds who think the epitome of comedy is using gay as an insult.
I'll stop watching porn when you stop shoving memes down our throats.
At 8/15/16 09:14 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 8/15/16 09:36 AM, Jeffay wrote: You watched kids watch porn? You sick bastard.lol
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At 8/16/16 08:21 AM, Ishmaelist wrote:At 8/15/16 09:54 PM, Chdonga wrote: I remember when I was anti-porn. Now I can't go a day without jacking off.FAGGOT
Although I think Newgrounds should be 18+ exclusively. I don't like associating myself with pants-shitting 13 year olds who think the epitome of comedy is using gay as an insult.
I'm only a faggot for you, bby ;)
I was 13 back then, that didnt stop me from seeing porn. Kids will find ways of go past that most likely.
At 8/16/16 09:55 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: Zoloft has ruined masturbation for me.
It takes me at least an hour and a half to ejaculate now, which isn't even worth it.
But I bet the ladies love it ;D
Okay I shouldn't joke about your depression I'm sorry ):
Eh, most kids have seen porn of some sort.
At 8/16/16 09:55 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: Zoloft has ruined masturbation for me.
It takes me at least an hour and a half to ejaculate now, which isn't even worth it.
You ejaculate for an hour and a half? Continuously?
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At 8/15/16 08:38 AM, darklordYT wrote:
Please reply if you agree!
Because you can't just simply say that you are old then you are to get right past an age verification screen.
Look... When I was 10... I went to my Grandparents house because I knew my grandpa had playboys under his bed. To see them, I simply waited for him and my grandma to leave the house. This isn't a new phenomenon... if they want to see it, they are going to find it, either on NG or elsewhere.
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At 8/16/16 08:11 PM, RoboRick wrote: Look... When I was 10... I went to my Grandparents house because I knew my grandpa had playboys under his bed. To see them, I simply waited for him and my grandma to leave the house. This isn't a new phenomenon... if they want to see it, they are going to find it, either on NG or elsewhere.
And I bet that, as a young man, he often clandestinely entered HIS grandfather's bedroom to see the Daguerreotypes of boobs he had hidden under HIS bed.
The lesson here is that boobies are eternal. The faster you learn this, the happier you will be, OP.
