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Pitbull found 2000 miles away

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Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 14:11:18


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/11973962/Pitbull-who-disappeared-in-Texas-floods-found-2000-miles-away.html

Pitbull who disappeared in Texas floods found 2000 miles away. A family in the Lone Star state is to be reunited with their dog several months after the animal was lost in freak floods.

Thor, the dog, wanted to drive home, but did not have his keys.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 14:42:51


At 8/4/16 02:13 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: I always wonder about the kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans dogs get up to when they go missing for awhile.

Dogs love to have fun and go exploring. Thor, probably chased some cats and barked a lot.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 14:45:33


My Pit Bull ate a cats jaw off.

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that's something my basset hound would do

Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 15:19:03


At 8/4/16 02:45 PM, MaynardHeart wrote: My Pit Bull ate a cats jaw off.

Did he do that on a trip, or at your home?


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 16:09:35


My cat ran away like 4 years ago.

Or maybe he got eaten by coyotes.

He was retarded, anyways.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 16:25:55


At 8/4/16 02:54 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: that's something my basset hound would do

He has ran away 2000 miles away? How did you get him back?


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 16:27:16


At 8/4/16 03:56 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Doggo does a walk

He had to walk without his keys. He could of driven to Walmart , and then to his home.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 16:34:19


Was he all sticky icky when they found him?


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 20:55:59


At 8/4/16 04:25 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 8/4/16 02:54 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: that's something my basset hound would do
He has ran away 2000 miles away? How did you get him back?

She stops to sniff everything

Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 21:45:35


At 8/4/16 04:09 PM, Monster64 wrote: My cat ran away like 4 years ago.
Or maybe he got eaten by coyotes.

Maybe he joined the coyotes?

He was retarded, anyways.

He probably enjoys running wild and free,


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-04 21:47:47


At 8/4/16 04:34 PM, Chdonga wrote: Was he all sticky icky when they found him?

Yes, he was dirty and sticky. He had a very nice trip. He is waiting at home for his next vacation.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 02:29:08


At 8/4/16 03:45 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Stupid dog

You made me look bad


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 08:17:29


At 8/4/16 09:47 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 8/4/16 04:34 PM, Chdonga wrote: Was he all sticky icky when they found him?
Yes, he was dirty and sticky. He had a very nice trip. He is waiting at home for his next vacation.

I bet that pitbull would like to go back in time to before that happened so he could get to safety.


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Yay doggo!

This is a picture of one my doggo's doing a thing. I miss him. My other doggo is a pitbull/lab mix. They are my babies.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 10:54:43


At 8/4/16 09:55 PM, Ishmaelist wrote: I have read a few stories like this one.

Glad to hear that.

Please keep us updated on all the wacky things that man's best friend gets up to.

I will. I like to inform and entertain.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 10:56:56


At 8/5/16 02:29 AM, poinl wrote:
At 8/4/16 03:45 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Stupid dog
You made me look bad

How did they make you look bad? Dogs are the best pets, but they like to pull capers.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 12:27:05


At 8/5/16 10:56 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 8/5/16 02:29 AM, poinl wrote:
At 8/4/16 03:45 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Stupid dog
You made me look bad
How did they make you look bad? Dogs are the best pets, but they like to pull capers.

I guess you missed the reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvs7rKOVBFU


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 12:48:51


Am I the only one who read only the title and thought that Pitbull disappeared in the Texas floods?


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 13:47:16


At 8/5/16 12:27 PM, poinl wrote: I guess you missed the reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvs7rKOVBFU

Thanks for the link, that explained the joke.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 13:49:11


At 8/5/16 12:48 PM, Gimmick wrote: Am I the only one who read only the title and thought that Pitbull disappeared in the Texas floods?

Thor, the dog, was lucky and did not get washed out by the floods. Thor survived and made it home. His family was very happy to see him safe and sound. Every since this experience, he has been watching more TV.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 14:24:34


At 8/5/16 09:32 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Yay doggo!

This is a picture of one my doggo's doing a thing. I miss him. My other doggo is a pitbull/lab mix. They are my babies.

Do people from Europe real call dogs that?


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 17:26:44


At 8/5/16 02:24 PM, Avery wrote:
At 8/5/16 09:32 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Yay doggo!

This is a picture of one my doggo's doing a thing. I miss him. My other doggo is a pitbull/lab mix. They are my babies.
Do people from Europe real call dogs that?

We will have to find out if one of them answers your question. In the USA, we call a dog by his given name.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-05 23:19:36


At 8/5/16 02:24 PM, Avery wrote:
At 8/5/16 09:32 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Yay doggo!

This is a picture of one my doggo's doing a thing. I miss him. My other doggo is a pitbull/lab mix. They are my babies.
Do people from Europe real call dogs that?

I don't know, I'm from 'Murica.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-06 10:30:42


At 8/5/16 11:19 PM, Kayleeee wrote: I don't know, I'm from 'Murica.

America has the smartest dogs. They will always find their way home, and have learned to drive cars.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-06 17:38:53


At 8/6/16 01:21 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: that's incredible

It is amazing how a dog has the sense of direction and tracking skills to make his way home. Dogs are incredible.


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At 8/5/16 01:49 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Thor, the dog, was lucky and did not get washed out by the floods. Thor survived and made it home. His family was very happy to see him safe and sound. Every since this experience, he has been watching more TV.

Yes, I meant the rapper though
E: Oh fuck I didn't realize the thread was a week old.


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Response to Pitbull found 2000 miles away 2016-08-14 13:08:47


At 8/14/16 09:29 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 8/5/16 01:49 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Thor, the dog, was lucky and did not get washed out by the floods. Thor survived and made it home. His family was very happy to see him safe and sound. Every since this experience, he has been watching more TV.
Yes, I meant the rapper though

Pitbull is a rapper, but this is not about him.

E: Oh fuck I didn't realize the thread was a week old.

You can post in one of my topics anytime.


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