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How do you say masturbation??

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How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 08:09:08


With so many different innuendos and slang, what's your favorite way?

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 10:57:14


Flog the dolphin?

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 11:07:03


I say @SocialistClock is posting again

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 11:07:36


@Joelle what's your favorite way to masturbate- errr I ment your favorite way to SAY masturbate


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 11:14:05


I just say "Fap" or "Jerk off".


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 13:44:23


slap happenis

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 15:52:36


In my high school days we used to call it "jacking off."

But that sounded rather harsh and I've since discovered the word "fap" and been using it ever since.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-01 21:46:51


Either simply "jack off" or "have a sesh" like that jo crystal guy.


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-02 08:41:34


Squeezing the fuck outta the mushroom tip!

How do you say masturbation??


Badazz sig by Homicidee

CLICK DOWN THERE N00B!!!

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-02 09:44:06


spank the monkey was always a funny one to me


"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-03 02:44:29


Bagina.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-03 02:45:58


At 8/3/16 02:44 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Bagina.

Keepin' it real here, m8.


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-03 06:14:44


masderbagion :DDDD


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-07 10:45:10


At 8/3/16 06:14 AM, Loozar wrote: masderbagion :DDDD

Haha, nice dude

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-07 15:54:14


Beat meat/dick is so funny to say to me.


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-07 17:24:58


I prefer the term "fap"


???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,

What have I done with my life?

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-26 17:32:18


Finger fuckin'.


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-26 20:40:03


Maa-sturr-bay-shin.


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-26 21:19:10


"Riding Shotgun" is a great innuendo.

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-26 21:23:37


At 8/26/16 09:20 PM, PunkRockZombie wrote:
At 8/26/16 09:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: "Riding Shotgun" is a great innuendo.
Isn't that what a girl would say?

It's also something a bisexual or gay person would say.

It also works if you're hetero if you can imagine a guy trying to stick his dick in the barrel of a shotgun.


At 8/26/16 09:25 PM, PunkRockZombie wrote:
At 8/26/16 09:23 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: It also works if you're hetero if you can imagine a guy trying to stick his dick in the barrel of a shotgun.
Well that's one way to get rid of your dick....What the crap is wrong with you?

I can't live without my p3n0r.

Who said that the gun had to be loaded?

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-26 21:33:44


At 8/26/16 09:30 PM, PunkRockZombie wrote:
At 8/26/16 09:27 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Who said that the gun had to be loaded?
Hmm....why stick your dick in a shotgun barrel when there's fleshlights?

I don't know about you, but a sense of danger turns me on more than no danger at all.

Besides, are fleshlights are as tight as a shotgun barrel?

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-26 21:36:55


I say wank. But my main language is spanish so I would say "Paja".


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-27 06:26:50


I don't use the verb "to fap"
It's like 10year olds invented that word

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-08-27 12:23:59


At 8/26/16 09:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: "Riding Shotgun" is a great innuendo.

Woah. I forgot all about Riding Shotgun.

That was a interesting comic.


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-09-15 19:39:32


At 8/26/16 05:32 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Finger fuckin'.

No... that's something else...

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-09-15 19:45:21


At 9/15/16 07:39 PM, StCyril wrote:
At 8/26/16 05:32 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Finger fuckin'.
No... that's something else...

what's that then


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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-09-15 19:47:03


At 9/15/16 07:45 PM, Kayleeee wrote: what's that then

"Shlick" or however you spell it.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-09-15 19:48:24


At 9/15/16 07:45 PM, Kayleeee wrote:
At 9/15/16 07:39 PM, StCyril wrote:
At 8/26/16 05:32 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Finger fuckin'.
No... that's something else...
what's that then

... you know... you and I should have a little sit-down later. I have a book you and I can look at together.

Response to How do you say masturbation?? 2016-09-15 19:50:11


At 9/15/16 07:48 PM, StCyril wrote:
At 9/15/16 07:45 PM, Kayleeee wrote:
At 9/15/16 07:39 PM, StCyril wrote:
At 8/26/16 05:32 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Finger fuckin'.
No... that's something else...
what's that then
... you know... you and I should have a little sit-down later. I have a book you and I can look at together.

yeah i'm innocent and a virgin


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