I'm Straight!
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At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What will you do to me?Nothing. I'd rather cut off my own (huge) dick than touch you.
I'd rather cut my dick off and throw it at you.
And then you cut your dick off and throw it at me.
And we have a good old fashioned dick fight.
At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What will you do to me?Nothing.
Yeah, its not easy making a parody thread these days. lol
At 7/29/16 12:48 PM, KhanKhendo wrote: Burn you at the stake for being a privileged heterosexual.
You can't keep the heterosexuals down forever. We will have equal rights soon.
At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What will you do to me?Nothing. I'd rather cut off my own (huge) dick than touch you.
troll
At 7/29/16 12:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote: I'm gonna put my penis in your mouth while you're asleep and take a picture...
That didn't work out well for Cartman.
At 7/29/16 01:29 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: I'll MAKE you gay
How does that work? Do you have a wand that turns people gay?
At 7/29/16 01:40 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote:What will you do to me?You fucking cis scum. How dare you brag about your heterosexuality!
The straight people will overcome.
If you are straight, let us know. When did you first know you were straight?
At 7/29/16 01:35 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Do you have a wand that turns people gay?
Yeah, it's my cock rocket
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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Absolutely nothing.
Well, maybe ask you if I could borrow a buck so I could some cheese and crackers out of the vending machine in the lobby.
At 7/29/16 02:04 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/29/16 01:35 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Do you have a wand that turns people gay?Yeah, it's my cock rocket
How many people have you turned gay?
At 7/29/16 02:05 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote: I first knew I was straight when I was watching one of those exercise equipment ads in the morning and popped a boner looking at the ladies when I was 11.
It is always good to know that you are straight.
At 7/29/16 04:06 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
How many people have you turned gay?
I helped make @DeftonesFan665 gay for @Kayleeee
At 7/29/16 02:23 PM, TheMadWasp wrote: Glad you could finally come out.
Say it loud, I'm straight and I'm proud! When do I get a parade?
At 7/29/16 03:01 PM, Kayleeee wrote: I would like to meet you in person.
Sounds like a plan.
At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What will you do to me?
I'd have Hulk Hogan visit you for some good ol' ragtime action.
At 7/29/16 04:10 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/29/16 04:06 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:I helped make @DeftonesFan665 gay for @Kayleeee
How many people have you turned gay?
But I'm the one that's not gay or bi...
At 7/29/16 03:09 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Absolutely nothing.
Well, maybe ask you if I could borrow a buck so I could some cheese and crackers out of the vending machine in the lobby.
I always have extra cash for snacks. Snacks are the most important meal of the day.
At 7/29/16 04:10 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/29/16 04:06 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:I helped make @DeftonesFan665 gay for @Kayleeee
How many people have you turned gay?
How did that go? Did you sneak up on them with your wand?
Hello thar ;)
At 7/29/16 07:37 PM, Kayleeee wrote:
But I'm the one that's not gay or bi...
I'll bet you're gay for me
At 7/29/16 08:30 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: How did that go? Did you sneak up on them with your wand?
well I'm about to be in your closet and put my wand in your pooper
At 7/29/16 07:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What will you do to me?I'd have Hulk Hogan visit you for some good ol' ragtime action.
..on second thought, maybe it'll be better to send you to the seediest red lights district I can find with the words "I'm Anyone's Bitch" tattooed on your neck.
At 7/29/16 08:50 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/29/16 07:37 PM, Kayleeee wrote:I'll bet you're gay for me
But I'm the one that's not gay or bi...
Are you a dude?
At 7/29/16 09:28 PM, Kayleeee wrote:At 7/29/16 08:50 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:Are you a dude?At 7/29/16 07:37 PM, Kayleeee wrote:I'll bet you're gay for me
But I'm the one that's not gay or bi...
I don't wanna be, but yes
At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What will you do to me?
Nothing. Was I supposed to do something?
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
DoctorStrongbad, I know you like attention, but come on man.
At 7/29/16 07:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 7/29/16 12:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What will you do to me?I'd have Hulk Hogan visit you for some good ol' ragtime action.
Hulk Hogan is still running wild. Always, nice when to two legends can meet up and have a discussion.
At 7/29/16 08:00 PM, BonemanCharles wrote: give you your cis male card and quantify your privilege
I will accept both with pride.
At 7/29/16 08:35 PM, Deshiel wrote: Straight people fuck guys too
Yes, Straight girls fuck guys.
At 7/29/16 09:18 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/29/16 08:30 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: How did that go? Did you sneak up on them with your wand?well I'm about to be in your closet and get you
You would have to come out of the closet first. lol
At 7/30/16 12:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: You would have to come out of the closet first. lol
I did! Lesbian for lyfe!
At 7/29/16 09:23 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ..on second thought, maybe it'll be better to send you to the seediest red lights district I can find with the words "I'm Anyone's Bitch" tattooed on your neck.
Being Straight does not make you a bitch.
At 7/29/16 09:32 PM, DELUCA2400 wrote: I'd buy you a sandwich.
Sounds good. What type of sandwich and from where?
At 7/30/16 01:35 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:At 7/29/16 09:23 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ..on second thought, maybe it'll be better to send you to the seediest red lights district I can find with the words "I'm Anyone's Bitch" tattooed on your neck.Being Straight does not make you a bitch.
Being someone's bitch means that you're the sexually submissive one in a relationship.
