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If you were a doctor

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What would you do?

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 00:18:39


Work?


Thanks for the sig Homi even if you're a Homicidee

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 00:19:54


Shitpost and call myself a living legend.

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 00:20:19


At 7/19/16 12:17 AM, VenomationsTV wrote: What would you?

This makes a lot of sense.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 00:20:42


If I were in the medical field by any standards, I would foresee my self being an EMT working for an FD rather than being a doctor. However, as a doctor, I would probably be just some physical therapist.


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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 00:24:19


Statistically speaking, 7/10 Americans have herpes. So, I'd just walk up to 7/10 people and tell them they have herpes

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 00:39:41 (edited 2016-07-19 00:40:12)


Get sued.


Art Thread, Animation Thread

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 01:11:24


I'd do doctor stuff


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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 01:18:57


Medical malpractice sounds fun! I'll be a doctor to be feared!

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 01:21:50


Fuck nurses and laugh at anti-vaccers.
Mostly fuck nurses.

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 01:33:36


Quit being a doc stat and take all the free candy if there is any.

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 01:33:48


Infectious Disease would have been my specialty, but I never pursued med school; I found the prospect of another 8 years of school dreadful.


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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 09:23:15


If anything I'd foresee myself as some kind of human behavior studies professor; where I'd instill hysteria and cynicism into my students by the gallon.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 09:27:01


At 7/19/16 12:18 AM, Centaurora wrote: Work?

^


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 11:31:37


I'm the doctor of looove baby just ask your mom and she'll tell you what I do


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 11:52:53


At 7/19/16 12:19 AM, Drainerr wrote: Shitpost and call myself a living legend.

I'm crying lmao.


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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 15:16:26


I would correct everyone for calling me Mister.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 17:37:47


At 7/19/16 12:20 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 7/19/16 12:17 AM, VenomationsTV wrote: What would you?
This makes a lot of sense.

If I was a doctor, I would inspect dat body.


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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 17:45:10


At 7/19/16 05:39 PM, Calbop wrote:
At 7/19/16 05:37 PM, Kayleeee wrote:
At 7/19/16 12:20 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
This makes a lot of sense.
If I was a doctor, I would inspect dat body.
What if the person you are inspecting has visited you cause they have lost their booty in an accident?

Well, she said body, not booty.

Also, ayyyyy. lol


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 17:46:04


At 7/19/16 11:52 AM, Kayleeee wrote:
I'm crying lmao.

I'll make you cry out of your pussy, bby.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 18:02:09


At 7/19/16 12:17 AM, VenomationsTV wrote: What would you do?

lots of hot ladies


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 18:14:25


At 7/19/16 06:02 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
At 7/19/16 12:17 AM, VenomationsTV wrote: What would you do?
lots of hot ladies

Be sure to wear your glove

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 18:14:42


At 7/19/16 05:31 PM, Calbop wrote: Every single wound I would see in my career, I would fart in them when the patient isn't looking or unconscious.

Wtf XD

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 18:16:03


I would drop Clara into a black hole after setting her on fire but Stephen Moffat would find a way to bring her back.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 18:50:35


Care for my patients.

Response to If you were a doctor 2016-07-19 20:25:05


At 7/19/16 05:46 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 7/19/16 11:52 AM, Kayleeee wrote:
I'm crying lmao.
I'll make you cry out of your pussy, bby.

Holy moly ravioli


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