Should I kick my daughter out?

[Fenny]

I'm a loving mother of two. My eldest daughter is 17 and over the years she has been distancing herself from the Lord by means of the dreadful homosexuality, she is still forced to go to church or she doesn't get to eat my cooked meals, but lately she's been blasting the Lord in our house at a frequent rate, and engaging in homosexual acts with her friends, which is very disrespectful to me and my straight, godlike family. I will not take his type of blasphemy, and I have gotten into several verbal and physical altercations with her after I caught her eating out one of her female friends.

I got into a discussion with my husband who agreed to banish her from our holy, and straight, household. Her birthday is coming up and if she doesn't change her sexuality to straight, we will kick her out a few weeks after she turns 18 (legally adult). we care for her and aren't coldhearted so we will leave her with a holy bible while we move her out. she can either choose to come back to the Lord, or continue down her destructive path.

I've also already bought a new luggage for her in preparation, but if she straightens out, I will be able to keep it for myself. Please pray for her so she is guided into the Lord's light so we can avoid this issue. Amen.

I hate for things to turn out this way but I am truly left with no choice. Her soul is in danger and as the mother, it is my responsibility to save her. It is God's will

[Big-Boss]

Monstie, you don't have a daughter.

[Fenny]

At 7/18/16 03:52 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Monstie, you don't have a daughter.

Darn it. Now people will see me as a liar and a fraud for this post.

[Fenny]

At 7/18/16 03:53 PM, Homicidee wrote: Its hard to raise a son at my age tbh.

That's because you're gay tbh

[Big-Boss]

At 7/18/16 03:53 PM, Monster64 wrote:

At 7/18/16 03:52 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Monstie, you don't have a daughter.

Darn it. Now people will see me as a liar and a fraud for this post.

Yeah, Monstie, you phony!

[Fenny]

At 7/18/16 03:55 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 7/18/16 03:53 PM, Monster64 wrote:

At 7/18/16 03:52 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Monstie, you don't have a daughter.

Darn it. Now people will see me as a liar and a fraud for this post.

Yeah, Monstie, you phony!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnHEhTzmXDU

[LittleWashu]

didn't know 2 year old boys could give birth to children.

(Seeing as the user is 19, a male, and claims to be a mother of 2 with a 17 year old daughter.

[Fenny]

At 7/18/16 04:07 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

That's plan B. Thank you for the suggestion, anyways.

At 7/18/16 04:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote: didn't know 2 year old boys could give birth to children.

(Seeing as the user is 19, a male, and claims to be a mother of 2 with a 17 year old daughter.

You should be a detective. Had you not pointed that out, I would've fooled the entire BBS. muahahaha

[StaticSkull]

No!

[Centaurora]

At 7/18/16 04:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote: didn't know 2 year old boys could give birth to children.

(Seeing as the user is 19, a male, and claims to be a mother of 2 with a 17 year old daughter.

Damn @Monster64 you ho

[solamander]

funny

[Slint]

At 7/18/16 03:48 PM, Monster64 wrote: I'm a loving mother

Sooooo you're saying you're a grill?

[CGA-999]

At 7/18/16 03:53 PM, Homicidee wrote: Its hard to raise a son at my age tbh.

Hey, I have had a 12 year old daughter since I was 5.

[PierceCoontz]

Yes, and kick her in the jaw while you are at so she can't clean out a snatch for a while.

[killerjeff]

Looks like we both got a moral dilemma when it comes to kids.
I got a 3 year old who's a fucking freeloader, do I kick him out?

[CiviLies]

Yes, kick @TailsPrower out

[Fenny]

At 7/18/16 06:36 PM, killerjeff wrote: Looks like we both got a moral dilemma when it comes to kids.
I got a 3 year old who's a fucking freeloader, do I kick him out?

Tell that 3 yer old to grow up and be an adult

[Big-Boss]

At 7/18/16 06:56 PM, CiviLies wrote: Yes, kick @TailsPrower out

Yes, he is a cuck.

[TailsPrower]

At 7/18/16 07:35 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 7/18/16 06:56 PM, CiviLies wrote: Yes, kick @TailsPrower out

Yes, he is a cuck.

Hey fuk u guys I have the freedom to eat out any consenting female of legal stature I please.

[StaticSkull]

I'm your daughter daddy

[killerjeff]

At 7/18/16 07:35 PM, Monster64 wrote:

At 7/18/16 06:36 PM, killerjeff wrote: Looks like we both got a moral dilemma when it comes to kids.
I got a 3 year old who's a fucking freeloader, do I kick him out?

Tell that 3 yer old to grow up and be an adult

THANK YOU! AT LEAST YOU GET IT!!

[Decky]

Three things:

A bag
Bricks
And a river

[Yomuchan]

At 7/18/16 03:48 PM, Monster64 wrote: I've also already bought a new luggage for her in preparation, but if she straightens out, I will be able to keep it for myself. Please pray for her so she is guided into the Lord's light so we can avoid this issue. Amen.

Oh, so this explains why a 17-year old girl recently asked for residency in the Deep City where I hold dominion. She mentioned that backward parents were forcing her to obey some primitive, fun-hating god's will.

She's a talented engraver and music DJ, so I accepted her petition and gave her a new home. With a few genetic modifications, she will truly become one of us. She has accepted the procedure, and over the few days, she will *become*.

[someaveragechap]

At 7/19/16 02:30 PM, YomToxic wrote: She's a talented engraver and music DJ, so I accepted her petition and gave her a new home. With a few genetic modifications, she will truly become one of us. She has accepted the procedure, and over the few days, she will *become*.

You hooking her up with double EE breasts?

[Peepers]

"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."

That's in there, but I don't see anything about licking box, so I think the Almighty gave women a pass.
He just hates all that ass sex.

[Yomuchan]

At 7/19/16 03:02 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 7/19/16 02:30 PM, YomToxic wrote: She's a talented engraver and music DJ, so I accepted her petition and gave her a new home. With a few genetic modifications, she will truly become one of us. She has accepted the procedure, and over the few days, she will *become*.

You hooking her up with double EE breasts?

Nah, she specifically asked for a 39 and a half-foot PINGAS.

So I said, why not? The procedure is finished. She said she's going home to 'administer justice and cool internet videos and pick up some of her stuff'.

[Jercurpac]

At 7/18/16 04:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote: didn't know 2 year old boys could give birth to children.

(Seeing as the user is 19, a male, and claims to be a mother of 2 with a 17 year old daughter.

Ace detective work there. Nothing gets past you. I bet you even know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Fenny]

At 7/19/16 09:49 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 7/18/16 04:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

Ace detective work there. Nothing gets past you. I bet you even know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Hey, I had a complicated childhood. Don't judge me!

[Fenny]

At 7/19/16 11:18 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote: You found this on Yahoo Answers didn't you?

I accidentally missed this repsonse.

Yes, this is a copy and paste of this, with, granted , better spelling, and a subject change, and as a regular the R&S and LE&P sections of Y!A, I felt compelled to do this.

[LittleWashu]

At 7/19/16 09:52 PM, Monster64 wrote:

At 7/19/16 09:49 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 7/18/16 04:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

Ace detective work there. Nothing gets past you. I bet you even know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Hey, I had a complicated childhood. Don't judge me!

Sure you had.