Weird lyrics
The Little Sandwich That Got a Guilt Complex Because He Was the Sole Survivor of a Horrible Bus Crash
..alot of king missile songs have weird/great lyrics.
At 7/16/16 12:12 AM, KhanKhendo wrote: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Was that actually Blink-182?! XD
At 7/16/16 12:21 AM, SansNumbers wrote:At 7/15/16 11:53 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: What's the weirdest song lyrics you've ever read or heard?If I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'mma feel like an asshole.
I know that song XD
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 7/16/16 01:04 AM, Sekhem wrote: BLOW MY NOSE
SNOT ON MY BANK
BOOGERS ON MY BANK
I'M GROSS
I'M SO GONE
JUST MIGHT HURL BECAUSE THE BITCH SO GROSS0:
TWENTY ON THE WATCH, I'M SHITTING ON THEM
CANARY YELLOW CHAIN, I'M PISSING ON THEM
SHAWTY MY WAY, SHE SPITTING ON IT (he also picks his nose in the video)
That's fucking awesome dude
Lol XD
At 7/16/16 01:25 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
Wtf
They're dancing in a graveyard
At 7/16/16 12:15 AM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/16/16 12:12 AM, KhanKhendo wrote: I wanna fuck a dog in the assWas that actually Blink-182?! XD
Yeah, it is.
At 7/16/16 10:22 PM, Kayleeee wrote:At 7/16/16 12:15 AM, VenomationsTV wrote:Yeah, it is.At 7/16/16 12:12 AM, KhanKhendo wrote: I wanna fuck a dog in the assWas that actually Blink-182?! XD
That's awesome
At 7/16/16 11:16 PM, BonemanCharles wrote: Five big boners wiggling in your grandma's face
Pretty artistic lyrics
At 7/16/16 11:09 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/16/16 10:22 PM, Kayleeee wrote:That's awesomeAt 7/16/16 12:15 AM, VenomationsTV wrote:Yeah, it is.At 7/16/16 12:12 AM, KhanKhendo wrote: I wanna fuck a dog in the assWas that actually Blink-182?! XD
I'm stoked to see them in concert in August.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-XuMvxi-vc
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick.
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one
An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was a-tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak
So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised
In a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused
Well, the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
They took me to the judge, his eyes a-glowin' red
The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
Well, the sheriff was a hellhound with fangs and claws
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
The air was gettin' thick; the smoke was gettin' thicker
The judge read the verdict: said, "Cut off his head!"
Well, they placed me on the altar, and they raised up the axe
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras and the lights
Some guy with a microphone, runnin' around dancin' in tights
And I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below
And I realized I was in a rock video
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
I made out with the groupies, started fires backstage
I made a lot of money and I gave it all away
Well, the band got killed, so I started a solo career
And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell
Lets Talk About Cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsi4VJ9z-p0
Can't understand jack about this since it's all in French though.
