The day America made their first deep fried twinkies isn't history, I WANT CHRISTMAS.
Fuck the 4th
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At 7/2/16 11:27 PM, Anarkat wrote: you should become patriot like the rest of fucking mindless zombies.
Yeah
Has anyone on here ever tried a deep fried Twinkie? Are they good?
At 7/2/16 11:27 PM, Anarkat wrote: you should become patriot like the rest of fucking mindless zombies.
I'M SORRY WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP, MY INDEPENDENCE IS IN THE WAY.
Can't wait for Monday! Eating burgers, watching shit blow up, and listening to loud rock music. Can't get more American than that!
At 7/2/16 11:52 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Has anyone on here ever tried a deep fried Twinkie? Are they good?
I was scarred from an experience from when I was a kid concerning deep fried Twinkies... so no...
At 7/2/16 11:27 PM, Anarkat wrote: you should become patriot like the rest of fucking mindless zombies.
Im a patriot, though.
At 7/2/16 11:52 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Has anyone on here ever tried a deep fried Twinkie? Are they good?
of course they are!
I like me some 'murica. 'Murica throws the best birthday parties.
At 7/3/16 02:28 AM, Bryan wrote: You couldn't even wait until it's actually July 4th to make your "fuck July 4th" post?
I could have, but patience is for the weak.
At 7/3/16 12:51 AM, Monster64 wrote:At 7/2/16 11:27 PM, Anarkat wrote: you should become patriot like the rest of fucking mindless zombies.Im a patriot, though.
Are you still joining to army? If something happened and you got declined, just know my fat ass can't run one side of the FOOTBALL PRACTICE FIELD and back without stopping and feeling like dying. And that's just the practice field.
At 7/2/16 11:26 PM, Avery wrote: I WANT CHRISTMAS.
Me too.
Fuck the 4th of July it's all about the 5th of November.
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
At 7/2/16 11:26 PM, Avery wrote: The day America made their first deep fried twinkies isn't history, I WANT CHRISTMAS.
XD
At 7/3/16 12:13 AM, CGA-999 wrote: I was scarred from an experience from when I was a kid concerning deep fried Twinkies... so no...
Tell me the story.
At 7/3/16 01:44 AM, LazyDesert wrote: of course they are!
What do they taste like?
At 7/3/16 11:47 AM, Kayleeee wrote:At 7/3/16 12:13 AM, CGA-999 wrote: I was scarred from an experience from when I was a kid concerning deep fried Twinkies... so no...Tell me the story.
Probably 19 years ago, I was at the Minnesota State Fair with my family, and my grandma got a deep fried Twinkie. She started eating it and she walked up to a random stranger and offered them a bite. Ewww. The worst part was that the stranger actually took the opportunity...
At 7/3/16 01:45 AM, anthchem wrote: I like me some 'murica. 'Murica throws the best birthday parties.
Pretty sure bears are elsewhere in the world. Not just America.
At 7/3/16 01:22 PM, Viper wrote: Pretty sure bears are elsewhere in the world. Not just America.
Only the coolest of bears are allowed in America.
At 7/3/16 04:29 PM, anthchem wrote:At 7/3/16 01:22 PM, Viper wrote: Pretty sure bears are elsewhere in the world. Not just America.Only the coolest of bears are allowed in America.
Polar bears are p cool.
At 7/3/16 04:33 PM, Viper wrote: Polar bears are p cool.
That's why 'murica allows some of them in our zoos and soda commercials. 'Murica is a melting pot for cool.
