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If a gorilla shot an alligator

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If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 21:15:49


With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.

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At 6/19/16 09:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.

They'd also probably try to figure out which bathroom the transgender parent went into.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 21:30:57


That would be the most oppressed thing to ever happen in the entire universe ever. I have no doubt that the white cis males started this somehow.

Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 21:49:48


I'd choose the Gorilla's side.

#TeamGorilla

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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 22:02:22


At 6/19/16 09:49 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I'd choose the Gorilla's side.

#TeamGorilla

There should really be a Gorillaz mashup of this theme

Haha wow good one. You sure are a riot, man. I mean how do you even come up with this stuff?

Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 22:13:40


At 6/19/16 09:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.

okay then

Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 22:15:21


The obvious side is the alligator's side

He was just trying to enjoy a kebab


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They'd side with the gorilla and make up some story about the alligator being a closet homosexual with a micropenis who was planning to take his sexual frustration out on the little sandbaby.

Or they'll just shit on straight white cis men for some reason.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 22:33:37


At 6/19/16 09:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.

LAPD would shoot the gorilla because it's black, then murder the parent of the Muslim child because they weren't in a safe space. From there the best thing that can happen is the alligator die from its gunshot wound so the child doesn't have to testify in court.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 22:58:28


At 6/19/16 10:33 PM, Chdonga wrote: They'd side with the gorilla

But gorillas are Black


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 22:59:17


Huh

Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-19 23:13:02


At 6/19/16 09:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.

Sounds like a missing scene from "Planet of the Apes".


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At 6/19/16 11:32 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:
At 6/19/16 11:13 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
Sounds like a missing scene from "Planet of the Apes".
Which one the first one, the remake, the sequels, or the prequels?

The first one, the remake and one of the sequels I can see happening. Basically it can happen sometime before the astronauts lands or off screen around the course of the movies.

I'll peg the first one though considering.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 00:04:34


It's obviously the patriarchy's fault.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 02:44:04


I guess it depends on whether it was the same alligator that Muhammad Ali allegedly wrestled with in the Jungle or not.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 04:43:12


If they rough-snuggled, would we get a Godzilla nine months later?

Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 05:12:10


id be on the gorrilaas side since reptiles are inferior creatures as deemed by natural selection

but why an ar-15? the ak-47 is still the most reliable assault rifle, just because you cant handle the recoil doesnt mean shit you nip

Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 11:42:47


At 6/19/16 11:59 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:

I always appreciated how clever and subtle the first one was with it's use of racist undertones. They disguised racism as racism.

What's funny about this is that the apes were portrayed as more like rednecks and you know how people tends to associate blacks rather than white. The fact how the apes treats humans in general also made it work too though it doesn't change the fact that the black guy dies anyway.

At least he lasted longer than the woman who ended up like the dude from an episode of Twilight Zone

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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 11:55:58


At 6/19/16 09:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.

Oh cool, you have Facebook too!?!

Because I saw this on Facebook.

I thought Facebook was such an annoying place because people don't actually come up with shit to talk about; instead everyone shares shitty memes.

Turns out, now the Newgrounds forums is a shitty place to share/steal shitty memes.

Although Newgrounds became a shitty dumping ground for memes around 2009.

Life comes full circle.

Like and share this if you agree.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 13:08:26


At 6/20/16 11:55 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:
At 6/19/16 09:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.
Like and share this if you agree.

Oh cool, you have Facebook too!?!

Because I saw this on Facebook.

I thought Facebook was such an annoying place because people don't actually come up with shit to talk about; instead everyone shares shitty memes.

Turns out, now the Newgrounds forums is a shitty place to share/steal shitty memes.

Although Newgrounds became a shitty dumping ground for memes around 2009.

Life comes full circle.

Like and share this if you agree.

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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 13:35:26


At 6/19/16 09:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: With an AR-15 to save a Muslim refugee child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom, the internet would go silent for a bit as everyone struggled to figure out which side they should be on.

I'd side with the alligator because I like alligators.


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Response to If a gorilla shot an alligator 2016-06-20 15:01:37


They would probably throw a clock bomb into the cage.