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Weird Shower Thought

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Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 04:49:27


So, while I was in the shower, a completely random thought popped into my head.

So, what you guys and gals think it would be like to be a candle?

I know...odd question.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 05:10:52


My great grandfather was a candle who always melted.

Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 05:25:18


At 5/14/16 04:49 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: So, what you guys and gals think it would be like to be a candle?

Would be hot-headed!


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 06:38:35


So, what you guys and gals think it would be like to be a candle?

I wouldn't have any eyes so I would be blind, I wont have any ears so I would be deaf and I wouldn't have a brain so I would be incapable of any thought. In other words it would suck

Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 08:33:28


I would try to be the brightest candle ever, even if I would burn the fastest. #deep


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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 09:48:56


At 5/14/16 04:49 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: So, what you guys and gals think it would be like to be a candle?

You can mold a candle into a buttplug.
Just saying.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 10:27:52


Inanimate objects don't have emotions, so that's what I call a win.


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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 16:34:37


At 5/14/16 08:33 AM, FinaLee wrote: I would try to be the brightest candle ever, even if I would burn the fastest. #deep

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!

let it shine, let is shine, let it shiiIIIIiine

I recall a time of innocence when I was back in Sunday School and the Sunday School teacher would drive out to me reservation and pick us up. We'd sing all sorts of songs going to church and back.
This Little Light of Mine was like one of my favorite sings.

lolwut

Anyways, this got me thinking of the Glass Candles in ASOIAF which are used to communicate with people via means of magical methods.

Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 17:53:08


At 5/14/16 09:13 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i would be melty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Bq64fgEg988#t=60


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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 20:04:51


At 5/14/16 12:03 PM, Homicidee wrote: Candles don't need to shower so you can smell good all the time!

Yes, a candle would smell good all the time.

Stay cool.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-14 21:22:26


It would suck because you'd be on fire alot.


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-15 03:54:43


At 5/14/16 09:22 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: It would suck because you'd be on fire alot.

It would suck if candles could feel pain.

Wow, imagine being on fire, but not feeling any pain....


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-15 03:58:27


At 5/15/16 03:54 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 5/14/16 09:22 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: It would suck because you'd be on fire alot.
It would suck if candles could feel pain.

Wow, imagine being on fire, but not feeling any pain....

That would be pretty rad.


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-15 11:30:33


At 5/14/16 04:49 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: So, while I was in the shower, a completely random thought popped into my head.

So, what you guys and gals think it would be like to be a candle?

I know...odd question.

Really hot.
...and melty.


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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-16 02:54:29


At 5/15/16 11:30 AM, Viper wrote:
At 5/14/16 04:49 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: So, while I was in the shower, a completely random thought popped into my head.

So, what you guys and gals think it would be like to be a candle?

I know...odd question.
Really hot.
...and melty.

That...that sounds vaguely sexy...I don't know why.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-16 16:08:22


At 5/16/16 03:30 PM, Bryan wrote:
At 5/15/16 03:58 AM, YonusBahtzee wrote:
At 5/15/16 03:54 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
It would suck if candles could feel pain.

Wow, imagine being on fire, but not feeling any pain....
That would be pretty rad.
You'd still die. It would be pretty spooky.

That's scary.


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-16 16:11:08


Painful


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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-17 04:27:51


At 5/16/16 03:33 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Burning slowly and melting into a puddle?
Sounds pleasant...

But imagine how good you'd smell.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Weird Shower Thought 2016-05-18 04:13:56


At 5/17/16 05:27 AM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 5/17/16 04:27 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 5/16/16 03:33 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Burning slowly and melting into a puddle?
Sounds pleasant...
But imagine how good you'd smell.
Like a whores handbag I'd wager...

Is whore's handbag a candle scent? Cause that would be hilarious.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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