Vomit is hilarious

[NeonSpider]

Take any scenario. Add in someone vomiting. Instant comedy gold. Especially the more "serious", ridiculous, or out of place it is. The more people vomiting the greater the comedy factor. Prove me wrong.

See, I think people got weird Japanese vomit porn all wrong. I'm not sure anyone gets off to it so much as they find it hilarious. I'm pretty sure it's a comedy more than a porn.

Milk challenge? Best challenge to happen so far on youtube.
People eating way too many hot peppers they can't handle and vomiting it all up? Comedy Gold.
Drunk people vomiting all over the place? That's half the fun of being around drunk people right there.

The best part about vomit is it makes other people vomit too, at least half the time. If someone shits does it make other people shit right then and there? No. So right off the bat vomit has shit beat in awesomeness and comedy factor. Shit might be hilarious if everybody shat their pants all at once, but that just doesn't happen. With vomit it does.

Vomit > Shit

[NeonSpider]

At 4/30/16 07:55 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Pretty much...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhImZbroIg

Good movie.

Right now I'm watching shit like L.A. Beast attempting to eat like 40 ghost peppers and barfing them up. I think he stopped around 20-ish.

Also, the dude eats cacti and does some weird Brazilian tribal pain thing and whole bunch of other shit. Dude lives up to his name at least.

[NeonSpider]

At 4/30/16 09:38 AM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 4/30/16 09:35 AM, Ishmaelist wrote: Try poisoning people's food if you want to see them vomit

Castor oil does the trick if your lucky they'll shit themselves to...

Dude! ... So what you're saying is all we gotta do is gather a large group of people camping, hidden cameras, secret castor oil in the foods, and then everyone's shitting and vomiting over each other in the woods?

All we gotta do is throw in a "swamp man", a "bigfoot", and some cheesy background music and sounds like we have a solid film.

[PanzerJig]

Instant comedy gold

This must be 24 carats then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SKdN1xQBjk

[NostalgicNerd94]

How the hell is it hilarious? It's not!

[NostalgicNerd94]

At 4/30/16 12:12 PM, Ishmaelist wrote:

At 4/30/16 11:11 AM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote: How the hell is it hilarious? It's not!

But it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4vS4UWZ0nQ

It's not. It's nasty..

[NostalgicNerd94]

Boring!

[NostalgicNerd94]

At 4/30/16 01:17 PM, Ishmaelist wrote:

At 4/30/16 01:12 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote: Boring!

Hey Neon, poison this guy first

I'm not a guy, you fucktard!

[TailsPrower]

At 4/30/16 07:47 AM, NeonSpider wrote: See, I think people got weird Japanese vomit porn all wrong. I'm not sure anyone gets off to it so much as they find it hilarious.

I'm sure @SubliminalVirus would passionately disagree.

[Fenny]

Fucking
no.

[NostalgicNerd94]

At 4/30/16 01:38 PM, Homicidee wrote: Hey, I didn't know you have a vomit fetish.

Who the hell are you talking to???

[NostalgicNerd94]

At 4/30/16 05:53 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote:

At 4/30/16 05:46 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote:

At 4/30/16 01:38 PM, Homicidee wrote: Hey, I didn't know you have a vomit fetish.

Who the hell are you talking to???

He's talking to OP.

God dammit! There are too many OPs on here!

[NeonSpider]

At 4/30/16 01:38 PM, Homicidee wrote: Hey, I didn't know you have a vomit fetish.

I have a lot of fetishes. Though I wouldn't really consider vomit a fetish since I only find it hilarious and not a turn-on. I don't get boners from it or anything. Pretty sure a fetish means you're getting boners from it, yeah?

I do have a fetish of women drinking their own pee, but that's pee-drinking, not vomit-drinking. Although I would find vomit-drinking to be hilarious.

I mean yeah I have some weird fetishes, but is it really a fetish if you're not boner-achieving?

[billybobthwarten]

nope

[Viper]

Totally hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBpftvU4yFo

[CiviLies]

At 4/30/16 06:18 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote:

At 4/30/16 05:53 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote:

At 4/30/16 05:46 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote:

At 4/30/16 01:38 PM, Homicidee wrote: Hey, I didn't know you have a vomit fetish.

Who the hell are you talking to???

He's talking to OP.

God dammit! There are too many OPs on here!

Do you know what OP means?

[NostalgicNerd94]

Over powered?

[Teddynotes]

Yeah puke can be really funny. The funniest puking to me though usually is myself puking.
I tried to make a soup once out of pistachio shells which I recommend never trying but it made me puke which still makes me laugh so hard while watching it I cry.

[Big-Boss]

At 4/30/16 09:31 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote: Over powered?

OP means original poster.

[NostalgicNerd94]

At 4/30/16 09:33 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 4/30/16 09:31 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote: Over powered?

OP means original poster.

Dammit!

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

Ugh, the other day I was drinking a smoothie when suddenly I puked up but swallowed it back down quickly.
The things I do not to stand out in the public.

[NeonSpider]

At 4/30/16 10:02 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: Ugh, the other day I was drinking a smoothie when suddenly I puked up but swallowed it back down quickly.
The things I do not to stand out in the public.

Hahaha.

Well the only thing I'm aware of that tastes pretty much the same second time around is peanut butter. If you eat peanut butter and then throw it up and then eat it back down again it still tastes like peanut butter.