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Some Morbid Questions

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Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-26 19:41:05


Since cannibalism is legal as long as you don't go out of your way to actually kill someone to do it (the exception to the killing rule is if you're stuck in the wilderness with no food around, in which case it's justifiable), and it's also legal for someone to offer one of their limbs to eat...

https://youtu.be/MT9iQcDCcCA?t=2m20s

From a scientific/nutrition standpoint, how healthy is eating human meat compared to standard meat such as beef, chicken, pork, and fish?

Considering hoe expensive the current death penalty situation is, should the laws be slightly changed so that the only people we are allowed to eat are inmates on death row?

Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-26 19:47:05 (edited 2016-04-26 19:57:16)


It's very bad for you.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

Kuru is an incurable degenerative neurological disorder endemic to tribal regions of Papua New Guinea. It is a type of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy, caused by a prion found in humans.

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Considering hoe expensive the current death penalty situation is, should the laws be slightly changed so that the only people we are allowed to eat are inmates on death row?

No. Even though they are condemned to die; they are still human beings who would be subject to very cruel and unusual punishment.


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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-26 20:15:58 (edited 2016-04-26 20:16:11)


Here... for great humor!

Some Morbid Questions


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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-26 21:12:02


At 4/26/16 07:41 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Considering hoe expensive the current death penalty situation is, should the laws be slightly changed so that the only people we are allowed to eat are inmates on death row?

Sometimes I like to cut chunks out of my skin and fry them up.
The result is orgasmic.


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.

Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-26 22:56:09


It is not advisable to eat ones own kind as there are certain diseases that can be transmitted from consumption.
HIV
spongiform encephalopathies
hepititus
prion diseases
Virual diseases
Hepatitis
and the list goes on.

Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 00:19:33


Cannibalism outright isn't illegal, but quite literally anything you have to do to consume flesh in the first place is, i.e. dismembering a corpse.

Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 04:44:40


Are you offering yourself to be consumed by the entirety of the Newgrounds community? Because I know some people that could get behind that idea.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 09:29:14


At 4/26/16 07:47 PM, Migashi wrote: It's very bad for you.
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Eating the brain meat is bad for you. Beheading a human, cooking the rest of the meat and seasoning it should be healthy.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 09:50:31


At 4/27/16 12:51 AM, Xenomit wrote: Why do we care about living when life is pointless

FunkBRS, pls.

No, but for real. With the amount of transmissible diseases humans carry, you'd have to cultivate them explicitly for consumption, akin to cows, pigs, and poultry, except likely with more genetic modification.

Barring being in isolation and eating a companion, it's basically pointless to explore that avenue.


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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 12:52:04


Read that as cannabis for a second and was very confused in what situation you'd kill someone to have a joint.


The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.

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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 13:37:35


At 4/27/16 12:52 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: Read that as cannabis for a second and was very confused in what situation you'd kill someone to have a joint.

Every situation


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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 15:17:29


At 4/27/16 01:37 PM, Migashi wrote: Every situation

Where is the lie


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Response to Some Morbid Questions 2016-04-27 19:46:54


At 4/27/16 09:29 AM, satanbrain wrote:
At 4/26/16 07:47 PM, Migashi wrote: It's very bad for you.
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Eating the brain meat is bad for you. Beheading a human, cooking the rest of the meat and seasoning it should be healthy.

I'm pretty sure that when human meat is cooked well-done with the proper amount of seasoning, it'll taste no different than the steaks at restaurants such as Logan's Steakhouse.

Who knows, maybe restaurants have been secretly cooking human meat occasionally and we've never tasted the difference. So we've could've eaten some human meat already, we just don't know it.