http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2016/04/21/runaway-pet-tiger-captured-after-approaching-stranger-licking-his-face/

If you ever see a tiger, it might lick your face or eat you. Depends on how you taste.

At 4/22/16 01:11 PM, Hoodie wrote: /threeaddasdasdgfdgdgafdhfdagrcgargxerte vrtcwsdfiehraoxmaebmxrehamvhureaomoueaex

Ah fuck; the tiger just ate Hoodie!!

At 4/22/16 12:52 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 4/22/16 12:52 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
If you ever see a tiger, it might lick your face or eat you. Depends on how you taste.

I bet you taste like shit.

Lulz

That´s pretty cute

At 4/22/16 01:41 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I think Strongbad is improving on his thread-creation skills. His only mistake is that this topic has already been posted about the zoo animals on the loose.

This is a different type of runaway animal topic. All about a tiger that wants a kiss.

At 4/22/16 01:48 PM, LaserVision wrote: Ah fuck; the tiger just ate Hoodie!!

It must of been a different tiger.

At 4/22/16 02:25 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Link doesn't work...

The link does work, you should try again.

Awh, that is such an adorable story, the dude must of freaked out the moment the tiger jumped at him.

Now is there possibly an event where the place of the tiger has been taken by an actual human female?

Unzips

No? Okay... :(

Zips

At 4/24/16 01:53 AM, Gremlin wrote:
Now is there possibly an event where the place of the tiger has been taken by an actual human female?

Unzips

No? Okay... :(

Zips

Some men and women do try to keep tigers as exotic pets, but it usually ends badly.

At 4/22/16 03:40 PM, argile wrote: That´s pretty cute

I know. Figured it would be a nice, cute topic.

At 4/22/16 09:57 PM, DomoMekko wrote: I always try to stay away from a tiger because who knows what it might do

Most tigers stay away from people, except for the kissing bandit tiger.

This was just a taste test.
Next time it's coming for the face flesh.

At 4/24/16 04:19 PM, CiviLies wrote: This was just a taste test.
Next time it's coming for the face flesh.

They need to sell anti-tiger sunscreen and make up.

At 4/23/16 03:03 PM, X-Dinosaur wrote: any tiger can have a kiss.

That is nice if you like tigers.

Sounds like a strumpet to me. :-/

At 4/24/16 01:32 AM, Xtr3meR wrote: Woah! I did Nazi that coming.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. GI JOE.

Nobody had a tiger, and knew about a tiger kiss.

nice, im pretty sure animals are sexually attracted to me and thats why they like me so much, i kno people who have sex with them

Stupid post. /thread

At 4/24/16 01:53 AM, Gremlin wrote: Awh, that is such an adorable story, the dude must of freaked out the moment the tiger jumped at him.

Now is there possibly an event where the place of the tiger has been taken by an actual human female?

This tiger is just looking for a kiss. Nobody is safe from the tiger kiss.

At 4/24/16 02:14 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Some men and women do try to keep tigers as exotic pets, but it usually ends badly.

Correction -- "amazingly awesomely". Some men and women do try to keep tigers as exotic pets, but it usually ends amazingly awesomely.

At 4/25/16 10:32 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: This tiger is just looking for a kiss. Nobody is safe from the tiger kiss.

It's probably just one of Mike Tyson's illegal tigers. If it starts eating people, that's okay. It'll get full eventually. Then it will stop eating people for a while.

#GreatTiger #TigerUppercut #TigerWoods #TiggerNoWaitThatHasTwoGsNevermind

At 4/24/16 02:14 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Some men and women do try to keep tigers as exotic pets, but it usually ends badly.

That can happen with regular pets, like pit bulls, as well.