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Weirdest Moments

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Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 01:14:31


Has anyone ever had the weirdest moment(s)? My weirdest moment is a few years ago, I was playing CS:GO, online with other players. Playing a competitive death match; out of nowhere, a few random players had actually called me 'Sharkeisha' instead of my actual name. These idiots think that my name is Sharkeiha, but no! It's not! Do I look like a motherfucking Sharkeisha to anyone? Fuck no, I don't! And Sharkeisha ain't my god damn name!

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 01:15:40


what's a sharkeisha

anyways
I was fapping to Rainbow Dash
I was really into her
Then I found out
She isn't real


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Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 01:17:48


At 4/10/16 01:15 AM, Monster64 wrote: what's a sharkeisha

anyways
I was fapping to Rainbow Dash
I was really into her
Then I found out
She isn't real

Go on YouTube, and search for Sharkeisha, god damn i!

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 01:36:22


Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 10:46:32


Snuggles moved from my bedroom to the garden, on her own. That spun me the fuck out.

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 11:46:19


At 4/10/16 01:18 AM, SocialistClock wrote: Why is the BBs so fucking homo lately

This girl is like 13 years old. Be respectful.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 11:48:36


At 4/10/16 11:46 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 01:18 AM, SocialistClock wrote: Why is the BBs so fucking homo lately
This girl is like 13 years old. Be respectful.

I'm 22 years old, you fuckass!

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 11:49:57


At 4/10/16 11:48 AM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote:
At 4/10/16 11:46 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 01:18 AM, SocialistClock wrote: Why is the BBs so fucking homo lately
This girl is like 13 years old. Be respectful.
I'm 22 years old, you fuckass!

Thats not what you told me last night


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 11:52:04


At 4/10/16 11:49 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 11:48 AM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote:
At 4/10/16 11:46 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 01:18 AM, SocialistClock wrote: Why is the BBs so fucking homo lately
This girl is like 13 years old. Be respectful.
I'm 22 years old, you fuckass!
Thats not what you told me last night

It's because I logged off and went to bed.

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 11:54:19


At 4/10/16 11:52 AM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote:

I'm 22 years old, you fuckass!
Thats not what you told me last night
It's because I logged off and went to bed.

You lied to me because you were tired?


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 11:57:38


@Deshiel, I was. I got home late last night from a friend's.

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:14:26


At 4/10/16 12:13 PM, Anarkat wrote:
At 4/10/16 11:54 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 11:52 AM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote:

I'm 22 years old, you fuckass!
Thats not what you told me last night
It's because I logged off and went to bed.
You lied to me because you were tired?
Do you admit that you like this girl?

What the fuck!!!!

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:14:31


At 4/10/16 12:13 PM, Anarkat wrote:

Do you admit that you like this girl?

Yes I want her to show me to her parents before we tell em our big secret


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:17:21


At 4/10/16 12:14 PM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 12:13 PM, Anarkat wrote:

Do you admit that you like this girl?
Yes I want her to show me to her parents before we tell em our big secret

Hahahaha! Not going to happen!

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:18:42


At 4/10/16 12:17 PM, Anarkat wrote:
At 4/10/16 12:14 PM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 12:13 PM, Anarkat wrote:

Do you admit that you like this girl?
Yes I want her to show me to her parents before we tell em our big secret
Please arrange it. I would like to see your proposal.

Not happening!

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:19:24


At 4/10/16 12:17 PM, Anarkat wrote: Please arrange it. I would like to see your proposal.

(Insert Lenny face)


Listen to drumstep awesomeness xd: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/683617

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:19:55


At 4/10/16 12:17 PM, Anarkat wrote:
At 4/10/16 12:14 PM, Deshiel wrote:
At 4/10/16 12:13 PM, Anarkat wrote:

Do you admit that you like this girl?
Yes I want her to show me to her parents before we tell em our big secret
Please arrange it. I would like to see your proposal.

Just give her some time. She's still thinking this throught and she hates being pushed. It makes her nervous and vindictive,


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:21:27


@Deshiel, I'm going to have to say no.

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 12:21:49


At 4/10/16 11:39 AM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 4/10/16 09:56 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:
At 4/10/16 06:17 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I'm done...
This reminded me of this song for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g
Great...

Shit that gif mate, lol its fit to that song so much...


Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 13:01:19


@SocialistClock, LMMFAO!!!!!! Thanks! :D :P

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-10 13:17:25


Back during the summer in 2002, I was looking at some x rated material in a college library where pretty much no one was around. My shorts were unzipped, and then a guy came up and confronted me about what I was doing? I tried to play it off saying I was searching for something and he asked me "Why are your pants down?" I was speechless and he escorted me out. I thought, "whew that was close".

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-11 00:34:46


had a turkey walk out of the woods and stand not more than 6ft away from me without noticing i was there. me, in a very white long sleeve shirt, standing in grass without anything around me. i said "wtf are you doing", it jumped about 15ft sideways and landed kinda stupidly in a bunch of branches.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-11 00:55:20


an early memory of visiting family in the shenandoah valley, first time hearing someone from around there say "up their". in their accent, it comes out similar to "a pair" but more like "a bear". i was at a pool when i heard it, kinda had a little freak out moment. but now i know.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to Weirdest Moments 2016-04-11 14:02:26


There was this one time when I had friends. Weird as fuck