http://mashable.com/2016/04/05/baby-wombat-cuddler-job/#n84.dPKxNsqW
Derek the baby wombat needs cuddles. Are you the person for the job? Yes, You can get paid for cuddling animals.
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I've never cuddled a wombat before, but dammit I'd try.
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
F*cking strayans and their cool jobs.
At 4/8/16 11:35 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I have a better idea...
But wombats don't eat burgers??
At 4/8/16 11:35 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I have a better idea...
You don't grind the babies, you wait until they mature.
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
At 4/8/16 11:35 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I have a better idea...
You would not get paid for doing that. Why would you lose an easy, dream job?
At 4/8/16 01:04 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:At 4/8/16 11:35 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I have a better idea...You would not get paid for doing that. Why would you lose an easy, dream job?
Motherfucka you crazy I'd pay 8 bucks a pound for that shit.
At 4/8/16 12:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: I've never cuddled a wombat before, but dammit I'd try.
I have never either. It might to be fun to try, and get paid for it.
At 4/8/16 12:48 PM, Bit wrote: F*cking strayans and their cool jobs.
At 4/8/16 11:35 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I have a better idea...But wombats don't eat burgers??
It would be a cool job. Wombats do not eat burgers.
At 4/8/16 08:58 PM, zornuzkull wrote:At 4/8/16 08:10 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:How would you know have you ever bought one a happy meal?At 4/8/16 12:48 PM, Bit wrote: F*cking strayans and their cool jobs.It would be a cool job. Wombats do not eat burgers.
At 4/8/16 11:35 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I have a better idea...But wombats don't eat burgers??
I have. I couldn't get him to stop playing with the goddamn toy for 2 seconds to eat his burger.
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
Don't they turn into, like, giant rat monsters that bite and claw? It'll cuddle me all the way to the grave fuck that thing
At 4/8/16 01:05 PM, Anarkat wrote: Living the capitalism dream. How quaint.
Nothing wrong with being a capitalist.
At 4/9/16 01:55 AM, Sinitech wrote: Don't they turn into, like, giant rat monsters that bite and claw? It'll cuddle me all the way to the grave fuck that thing
If you treat is nicely, it could be your giant rat monster of doom. lol
Hah, if only I had qualifications as a professional wombat cuddler! Seems like a cozy job.
Cyanide & Happiness is hiring animators! If you got what it takes or you know somebody who does, spread the word.
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 4/13/16 07:36 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Hah, if only I had qualifications as a professional wombat cuddler! Seems like a cozy job.
You could give it all up, and make that your new hobby and career. lol
At 4/18/16 08:45 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: You could give it all up, and make that your new hobby and career. lol
Hah yeah, that'd be an interesting life choice! XD
At 4/18/16 06:23 PM, Phobotech wrote: Cyanide & Happiness is hiring animators! If you got what it takes or you know somebody who does, spread the word.
Sounds like another dream job. :) Wonder how many applications they'll be getting.
At 4/8/16 11:24 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://mashable.com/2016/04/05/baby-wombat-cuddler-job/#n84.dPKxNsqW
Derek the baby wombat needs cuddles. Are you the person for the job? Yes, You can get paid for cuddling animals.
How would I get this job if I live in america
At 4/19/16 03:50 AM, chlfan wrote:At 4/8/16 11:24 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://mashable.com/2016/04/05/baby-wombat-cuddler-job/#n84.dPKxNsqWHow would I get this job if I live in america
Derek the baby wombat needs cuddles. Are you the person for the job? Yes, You can get paid for cuddling animals.
You would move to Mexico, where all the companies are moving, of course!
I was hoping for a listing that said HIRING :NEWGROUNDS QUALITY FORUM POSTER MINIMUM WAGE, NO BENEFITS!
I would apply.
