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Did you order your pussy beer yet?

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Don't forget to order your pussy beer made with authentic pussy bacteria from Czech girl. Sure to redefine what a yeast infection is. Comes in anime flavor.

Did you order your pussy beer yet?


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-06 12:26:27


That's really gross

Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-06 13:18:27


As a resident of the very town where the purity law for beer originated, I have only one word for this:

BLASPHEMY!!!


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-06 18:47:18


Bdsm ale sounds delicious. I wonder if it's BYO vaginal lactic acid

Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-06 19:09:03


At 4/6/16 03:09 PM, Centaurora wrote: No vaginas are gross.

This guy knows what's up.

As if anyone would actually want to drink vagina juice.

Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-06 23:14:51


That's hard to believe that this is a real thing.

Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-06 23:23:40


Ok no


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-06 23:44:04


This is pretty revolting.

I did get a chuckle at how the BDSM ale is made specifically from a red head or brunette model, though. As if the color of her hair has any effect on what the bacteria in and around her vagina are doing.

I'll pass on the cooter beer.


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-07 07:05:51


At 4/7/16 03:07 AM, SocialistClock wrote: One time i peed in an empty budwieser bottle, put a cap back on it and placed it back in the fridge.

Considering it was Budweiser, that was probably an improvement.


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-07 16:24:52


Bet each bottle smells like fish when you open it.


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-07 16:38:22


I'm not going to drink that shit!!!! >:O

Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-07 16:56:14


why would anyone want this

Did you order your pussy beer yet?


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-08 00:53:47


Their is a reason why there is a huge market to counter the taste of dicks and vagina.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-08 17:16:21


What do you don't want a pussy beer... what are you, gay?


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-08 17:17:51


I'm already ordering, I just hope it's not a scam.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-08 20:55:59


Not really sure I'd be interested in one of these...sounds a little unsanitary and really creepy.


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-08 22:58:43


I'd be really surprised if this cleared sanitation laws to be sold commercially.


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-08 23:23:24


At 4/8/16 11:05 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 4/8/16 10:58 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I'd be really surprised if this cleared sanitation laws to be sold commercially.
Back the old days they used to stick dead rat in a barrel of cider while it fermented...
And it was still safe to drink... I don't think a bit of pussy juice will make a difference...

There weren't many sanitation and food processing laws back in the old days, whether you agree with them or not they exist and are enforced.


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-09 04:45:19


At 4/7/16 03:07 AM, SocialistClock wrote: One time i peed in an empty budwieser bottle, put a cap back on it and placed it back in the fridge.

Shhh! You will give away the brewing secrets! (It's just a bunch of guys in the back peeing in all the bottles before they're capped)


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-09 05:51:48


At 4/6/16 07:09 PM, Bit wrote:
At 4/6/16 03:09 PM, Centaurora wrote: No vaginas are gross.
This guy knows what's up.

As if anyone would actually want to drink vagina juice.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer hiring hookers to just spit directly into my mouth so I can swish it around and savor it like a true gentleman.
I don't need some fancy vagina beer like kids these days.


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Response to Did you order your pussy beer yet? 2016-04-09 19:57:48


Sanitation laws are for stupid nerds. You won't find a better source of vitamin V than this.


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