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Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:05:14 Reply

Listen people, I have some tremendous news for you today. This website, New Grounds, this very beautiful website that many people visit every day, has been run by some really, really not smart people for some time now. But that is all going to change because The Trump Organization has purchased this website and let me tell you, we got a great deal.

The people who ran this site, they were very low energy. Not good businessmen either. This place is a mess. I called the guy who ran this place, nice guy, a big fan of mine, and I told him, "you're fired."

We have great things planned. You’re gonna love what we have planned.

First off, TRUMP CHAT. This is the best chat. You're really gonna love this chat.

But when you have great chat, you have people coming into this website from all over and they aren't good people.

When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing spam. They're bringing memes.

We're going to build a firewall to keep Mexico out. It will be a great firewall. And, by the way, Mexican Google is going to pay for it.

I'm making a world class website here, the best. This will be a classy website, worthy of my brand.

The guys who ran this site were letting people from China upload these things called MMOs. These MMOs were making money and you know who was getting all that money? The Chinese! What a disgrace.

New Grounds isn't going to be a loser website anymore. From now on we are going to win. We're gonna keep winning until we defeat every other website.

We're gonna keep out the Chinese and the Mexicans and we're gonna make great games, animation, art and music again. We're gonna make New Grounds great again.

Let’s do a pledge. Who likes me on this website? Can I have a pledge? A swearing? Raise your right hand. Repeat after me, "I do solemnly swear that I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there are hurricanes or whatever, will visit New Grounds every day and become a supporter.

Reply here and quote the pledge. Post a picture of yourself with a printed and signed pledge if you're a real winner. Wear a New Grounds shirt if you have one or go buy one if you don't.

Thank you. Now I know. Don’t forget you all raised your hands. You swore. Bad things happen if you don’t live up to what you just did.

Make New Grounds Great Again

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:07:19 Reply

#WhiteLivesMatter


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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:08:33 Reply

Oh my fucking God.


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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:09:16 Reply

Rofl

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:09:37 Reply

WE MUST BUILD A WALL


Cartoons are cool

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:11:30 Reply

olawd


The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his reverb, and the girth of his waveform

Thees waveforme iz veri dangerous. Ve must deal vit it. squash

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:11:47 Reply

We were just Trump-rolled ....... SMH

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:13:12 Reply

I cry now.


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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:15:55 Reply

@TomFulp best April 1st ever! XD hahaha. This is better than the Bacon year, this is up there with the Chinese takeover year. I love the wallpaper lol.

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:16:32 Reply

You see this thing called YouTube? We need to get rid of that.

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:17:22 Reply

Newgrounds and America are saved. Thank you God Emperor, Trump

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:18:08 Reply

I want Trump to Hump, Pump and Dump his Trump Lump into my Rump Sump

In other words . . .

TRUMO 2017

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:19:17 Reply

This is the reason I'm buying a supporter pledge.


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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:19:25 Reply

God no...


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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:19:32 Reply

At 4/1/16 12:16 AM, The-Great-One wrote: You see this thing called YouTube? We need to get rid of that.

Youtube is full of criminals and rapists


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Well, I've had enough internet today.

But @TomFulp please keep the Trump emoji's, they're hilarious.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:20:38 Reply

How could you let this happen tom? How?

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:20:41 Reply

I can't separate fun from fact, or so it seems.


One Man... One desire... theOneManPerson rabies and mental men.

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:21:09 Reply

I knew there was a good reason that you started following me a few weeks back, Mr. Trump!


Are you MAN enough to click this?!

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:23:34 Reply

At 4/1/16 12:07 AM, Sequenced wrote: #WhiteLivesMatter

YEAH! TRONALD DUMP 4 PREZ 2069!

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:24:02 Reply

I just came here late at night to find some "A" content, and I must say; Nothing has made my boner harder than finding out
the New Newgrounds Page. Make Newgrounds Great Again!

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Are you proud of me Master Trump?

The tank is a huge dick, and the man in it is Hitler. In case you couldn't see.

Make New Grounds Great Again

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:24:23 Reply

I REALLY THOUGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BROUGHT THE CHAT BACK ;_; FUCK EVERYTHING


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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:24:35 Reply

Greatest thing to happen to this site since everyone realize they could upload porn here and keep it so. Roflmao.

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:24:38 Reply

At 4/1/16 12:20 AM, YonusBahtzee wrote: How could you let this happen tom? How?

It's because Trump gave him a small loan of a million dollars.

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:25:53 Reply

Tom Fulp is a MESS. Trump will make NewGrounds great again!

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:26:13 Reply

BUILD THE FUCKING WALL!

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:26:15 Reply

Not funny, almost nazi propaganda. in fact I would vote for Hitler rather than this moronic orangutan . Hail Hitler!


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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:26:35 Reply

What the f*** is going on I have been a loyal member of Newgrounds since I was a child if this Trump thing I have just witnessed is true I'm going to abandon this entire website and I will never use it again and tell everyone I know to ban the website and boycott Newgrounds!

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Response to Make New Grounds Great Again 2016-04-01 00:26:37 Reply

At 4/1/16 12:24 AM, SirWaffleThe3rd wrote: Are you proud of me Master Trump?
The tank is a huge dick, and the man in it is Hitler. In case you couldn't see.

lol

I wish I had a printer. I want to know if this gets more elaborate.


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