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Listen people, I have some tremendous news for you today. This website, New Grounds, this very beautiful website that many people visit every day, has been run by some really, really not smart people for some time now. But that is all going to change because The Trump Organization has purchased this website and let me tell you, we got a great deal.
The people who ran this site, they were very low energy. Not good businessmen either. This place is a mess. I called the guy who ran this place, nice guy, a big fan of mine, and I told him, "you're fired."
We have great things planned. You’re gonna love what we have planned.
First off, TRUMP CHAT. This is the best chat. You're really gonna love this chat.
But when you have great chat, you have people coming into this website from all over and they aren't good people.
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing spam. They're bringing memes.
We're going to build a firewall to keep Mexico out. It will be a great firewall. And, by the way, Mexican Google is going to pay for it.
I'm making a world class website here, the best. This will be a classy website, worthy of my brand.
The guys who ran this site were letting people from China upload these things called MMOs. These MMOs were making money and you know who was getting all that money? The Chinese! What a disgrace.
New Grounds isn't going to be a loser website anymore. From now on we are going to win. We're gonna keep winning until we defeat every other website.
We're gonna keep out the Chinese and the Mexicans and we're gonna make great games, animation, art and music again. We're gonna make New Grounds great again.
Let’s do a pledge. Who likes me on this website? Can I have a pledge? A swearing? Raise your right hand. Repeat after me, "I do solemnly swear that I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there are hurricanes or whatever, will visit New Grounds every day and become a supporter.”
Thank you. Now I know. Don’t forget you all raised your hands. You swore. Bad things happen if you don’t live up to what you just did.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his reverb, and the girth of his waveform
Thees waveforme iz veri dangerous. Ve must deal vit it. squash
At 4/1/16 12:16 AM, The-Great-One wrote: You see this thing called YouTube? We need to get rid of that.
Youtube is full of criminals and rapists
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
How could you let this happen tom? How?
"Oh my god Hamlet! I just saw a fucking Vampire!"
If you like looking at mediocre artwork from a guy with no self-esteem, check out my art here.
I can't separate fun from fact, or so it seems.
One Man... One desire... theOneManPerson rabies and mental men.
I just came here late at night to find some "A" content, and I must say; Nothing has made my boner harder than finding out
the New Newgrounds Page. Make Newgrounds Great Again!
Greatest thing to happen to this site since everyone realize they could upload porn here and keep it so. Roflmao.
At 4/1/16 12:20 AM, YonusBahtzee wrote: How could you let this happen tom? How?
It's because Trump gave him a small loan of a million dollars.
Not funny, almost nazi propaganda. in fact I would vote for Hitler rather than this moronic orangutan . Hail Hitler!
What the f*** is going on I have been a loyal member of Newgrounds since I was a child if this Trump thing I have just witnessed is true I'm going to abandon this entire website and I will never use it again and tell everyone I know to ban the website and boycott Newgrounds!
At 4/1/16 12:24 AM, SirWaffleThe3rd wrote: Are you proud of me Master Trump?The tank is a huge dick, and the man in it is Hitler. In case you couldn't see.
I wish I had a printer. I want to know if this gets more elaborate.