The @Bitster is now single. Please submit all girlfriend application to this thread.
Please note that this thread is for serious applicants only. I will not tolerate tomfoolery such as making up fake applications. Yes. That is completely forbidden. Don't make any jokes here. Only serious applications. If you make a hilarious, fake application then that's not good and you'll probably get banned or something.
At 3/31/16 09:44 PM, zornuzkull wrote: This isn't gonna end well...
Get out of here, dad. I already told you that you can't be my girlfriend anymore!
At 3/31/16 09:50 PM, Homicidee wrote: You are lesbian now?
Teehee, maybe. ;)
You didn't link an application template so you're turning off 50% of potential seekers, it's like you're not even trying.
i am going to make it through this year if it kills me
At 3/31/16 10:00 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Are traps okay?
Traps preferred, really.
At 3/31/16 10:23 PM, SocialistClock wrote:At 3/31/16 10:19 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: i am a kawaii 14 y/o anime catgril i will give u super hot succ of deikanime isn't real
That can't be true. My ex is an anime girl.
At 3/31/16 10:39 PM, FoAngel wrote: Pfft backoff plebs!
Alright. You're moving onto the second stage of the interview.
Now I need you to send me pictures of your elbows. Don't ask any questions. I just need to see your elbows.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
Will a picture of my cock suffice as a resume?
This is where I wrote something funny
At 3/31/16 10:39 PM, FoAngel wrote: Weight: Amazing
So you're fat.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 4/1/16 07:27 AM, Radaketor wrote:At 3/31/16 10:39 PM, FoAngel wrote: Weight: AmazingSo you're fat.
Oh absolutely, the size of a fucking house
At 4/1/16 07:54 AM, FoAngel wrote: Oh absolutely, the size of a fucking house
Awwwwwww yis. Show me ur backdoor, bby.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 3/31/16 11:53 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Hey there big boy.
>16
Nice try! I'm not going to jail again.
At 4/1/16 05:41 AM, Mismo wrote: Will a picture of my cock suffice as a resume?
Sure. Send it my way. ;)
At 4/1/16 07:54 AM, FoAngel wrote:At 4/1/16 07:27 AM, Radaketor wrote:Oh absolutely, the size of a fucking houseAt 3/31/16 10:39 PM, FoAngel wrote: Weight: AmazingSo you're fat.
At 3/31/16 09:50 PM, Homicidee wrote: You are lesbian now?
Best chance? cute asian boy that looks like a girl.
Hello thar ;)
At 3/31/16 09:42 PM, Bit wrote: The @Bitster is now single. Please submit all girlfriend application to this thread.
fuck off, OP.
Happy Posting!
At 4/1/16 12:14 PM, Deshiel wrote:At 3/31/16 09:50 PM, Homicidee wrote: You are lesbian now?Best chance? cute asian boy that looks like a girl.
@koopahermit, you up for some BBS and chill?
I don't understand. Why was I tagged in this post? O.o
At 4/21/16 05:20 PM, BiTSTER wrote: I don't understand. Why was I tagged in this post? O.o
You are my alt now.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
At 4/21/16 05:31 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: You into futas?
Because I am one.
You're hired.
Oh crap I forget about this...
I could only take one elbow because the other one was too shy to be on camera
At 4/21/16 06:02 PM, FoAngel wrote: Oh crap I forget about this...
I could only take one elbow because the other one was too shy to be on camera
W-wow. N-nice elbow!
This makes my decision between you and @Schizo-Sephy quite difficult...
At 4/21/16 06:07 PM, Bit wrote:
This makes my decision between you and @Schizo-Sephy quite difficult...
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
