So i recently watched a game grumps animated where Danny was talking about rejected NSP songs, and I thought it would be fun to write the lyrics to one. Let me know what you think. The titles at the bottom, I didn't want to spoil the joke.
(SLOW SIMPLE TUNE)
Hey
I want to say
That this song
Is About a regret I made
It all started On the seventh Tuesday of march
(fast tempo / tune)
I remember it so fondly
When we first touched.
all I wanted was a taste
Is that too-oo much?
Well with my rockin skills
You know I got my wish,
And boy was she
An extremely tasty dish.
But all I could think was,
“COULD THIS BE EVEN BETTERRRRRRR?”
(back to slow tempo /tune)
So I added some ketchup
…
…
…
(Regular Tempo/tune)
But before too long
I wrote this song
I thought I was doing right
But I was wrong
I was having fun in
our little game
But then something
had suddenly changed
Now I see things will
NEVER BE THE SAMMMME!
(slow tune)
I added too much ketchup
Whisper* “and I can’t go back”
Too much ketchup
(fast tune)
I grabbed her buns
And my heart started to purr
When she came on my mouth
I was filled with pleasure
MY pickle got hard
When I tasted hers
My no reason boner
is Really a curse
But living with the truth
IS FARRR WORSE!
(slow tune)
There’s just too much ketchup
Just too much ketchup
(bridge (medium tune))
I tried adding more of everything
like tomatoes and leafy greens
I Just needed meat that’s pretty lean
But don’t ya know there was
NOTHING I COULD DO!
Another patty was far too much
This burger was just for lunch
And Also I don’t
hAAAAAAVE 50 CENTS!
(slow tune)
This fucking ketchup
Fucking ketchup
(fast tune)
All these thoughts inside my brain
I think I have gone insane
Things will never be the same
AAAAAAAGGGGGGAAAAAAIIIIN
(slow tune)
whisper “Because of ketchup”
FUCK THIS!
Things will never be the same
(I’ve applied to much ketchup to this hamburger)
concept by NSP
Lyrics by ErikMasters
