There's this really pretty girl in my psych class and we've spoken a couple of times but i need a good pick up line to get that pussy wet, you feel me? pls help u all are the only negroes i semi-trust.
There's this really pretty girl in my psych class and we've spoken a couple of times but i need a good pick up line to get that pussy wet, you feel me? pls help u all are the only negroes i semi-trust.
Is it loose in here or is it just you?
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
When will you kids learn.
GRAB! HER! DICK!
Or you could like, start a conversation and see how it goes from there.
At 3/21/16 03:45 AM, Mismo wrote: When will you kids learn.
GRAB! HER! DICK!
Or you could like, start a conversation and see how it goes from there.
jesus christ why didnt i realize sooner
AAAAAAAAAY BAYBEE, is your ass an f5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing.
"Hey, you gonna eat that?"
*point at her desk*
When she's momentarily confused, quickly grab the pencil off her desk and eat it. Then, burp loudly.
So before you go up to this girl. Get a pack of Ice Cubes, then go up to her, take an Ice Cube out of the pack and throw it onto the ground as hard as you can, then say to her "Right, well the Ice has been broken, my name is Melvin" and put your hand out to shake hers.
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?
just start referencing some memes, brah
tell her to go die
she'll suck that dyck
At 3/21/16 09:37 AM, Radaketor wrote: just start referencing some memes, brah
i can make you feel 15 again
At 3/21/16 02:35 AM, TheMajormel wrote: There's this really pretty girl in my psych class and we've spoken a couple of times but i need a good pick up line to get that pussy wet, you feel me? pls help u all are the only negroes i semi-trust.
make fun of something she's really insecure about, also remember that body language is everything, most importantly make it seem like she has to impress you rather than the other way around. That is why pickup lines will never work
Or you can skip the bullshit and just talk to her normally you know
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Did you just fart, because you blew me away!
Why ask us? Ask Roosh V. Personally, I would just GRAB HER COCK and run.
fuk
At 3/21/16 02:35 AM, TheMajormel wrote: There's this really pretty girl in my psych class and we've spoken a couple of times but i need a good pick up line to get that pussy wet, you feel me? pls help u all are the only negroes i semi-trust.
Sorry for the double-post, but this will be a life-saver for you.
fuk
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I can tell. Your face is really messed up.
Yo, baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Let's jump in the garbage masher 'cuz I got a really big CRUSH on you!
A truly prophetic sig...
"lets not turn this rape into a murder" usually works well for me
gl op
Ay gurl r u a beaver cus dam
Are you an archeologist?
- NO Y
- Cus I got a large bone that needs to be examined
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
-NO THERE 26
- Oh yeah I forgot U R A Q T
|NG Is Dead|
At 3/21/16 02:35 AM, TheMajormel wrote: There's this really pretty girl in my psych class and we've spoken a couple of times but i need a good pick up line to get that pussy wet, you feel me? pls help u all are the only negroes i semi-trust.
'holding a cig' "If I wasn't too shady would you give me a light"? lol
At 3/21/16 07:49 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
You stole mine!
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At 3/21/16 01:58 PM, Hoodie wrote: I just point a gun at people and they'll usually ask me what I want from them
works 7/11 times