Try to include a short or long desc. on why it's the worst movie you have ever witnessed
I have several worst movies I could list off. One being "Cyberbully" starring generic skater girl. It's probably one of the most crybaby, pieces of shit I have ever seen.
At 3/17/16 05:22 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote: Shaun of the dead.
It was total shit.
It wasn't even funny.
I haven't watched that in like 10 years or so
but yeah it was shit
At 3/17/16 05:24 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Traces of death...
Traces of death II
At 3/17/16 05:33 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Lately? Unfriended
All time?
...
Hmmm..
Probably malibus most wanted or scary movie
Scary Movie is such a pandering pile of shit
The Phantom Menace. It doesn't feel like Star Wars. Jar Jar Binks. Shitty attempts at humor. Half of the movie looks like a fucking video game because of the overly used CGI.
I've only ever watched movies that everyone likes, have heard of and have good ratings, so my list is pretty short.
The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. Though Revenge was p good.
The Hobbit series
Probably House of the Dead, not counting MST3K stuff.
Drillbit Taylor. It's a borderline romcom so it's doomed from the start,
Owen Wilson is a homeless person who tricks a bunch of highschool kids into thinking he's a badass. Originally he was planning to rob their house but he learns that they're virgins so he dedicates the rest of the movie to trying to get them laid. He tells the nerd with glasses to impress his Asian sweetheart by showing off his knowledge in Chinese culture and it turns out she's Japanese. Or maybe it was the other way around. Either way it's a very by-the-numbers scene.
He fools the principal into thinking he's a teacher by simply walking in. I don't know if that's supposed to be social commentary of public schools or if the director is just an idiot. He's is also fucking a teacher who might be one of the kids' mothers. I'm not quite sure how she was related to them (if they had any relation at all).
There's a scene near the end where the school bully slices Owen's pinky off with a katana but the bully is a Chad so it's not as funny as it sounds.
It's a toss up between two...
Lucy - What a pile of dog shit that was, I actually paid to watch that crap at the cinema and if I hadn't I would have given up on it long before the end. Everyone associated with that bag of dicks should refund movie goers, absolute garbage film.
Fantastic 4 - Just utter rubbish, poorly scripted, poorly acted, poorly written and just a snore fest.
Heavy Vibes
At 3/17/16 05:26 PM, RocketHorse wrote:At 3/17/16 05:22 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote: Shaun of the dead.I haven't watched that in like 10 years or so
It was total shit.
It wasn't even funny.
but yeah it was shit
Wow, you are embarrassing yourselves.
Now please post your favorite comedies so you can reveal your shitty taste to everyone.
Bonus points if you can describe why you think Shaun is bad.
At 3/17/16 06:11 PM, Chdonga wrote: Drillbit Taylor. It's a borderline romcom so it's doomed from the start,
that movie gave me a severe brain tumor that killed me
At 3/17/16 06:26 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:At 3/17/16 06:22 PM, AngryToaster wrote: I'm butt hurt.You do sound like it.
That's a good explanation. Do you talk shit on everything without backing it up?
At 3/17/16 06:36 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:At 3/17/16 06:34 PM, AngryToaster wrote:Well let's see... you've lost your shit just because i said that Shaun of the dead is a bad movie and you're saying that anyone who hates it must have a terrible taste in movies.At 3/17/16 06:26 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:That's a good explanation. Do you talk shit on everything without backing it up?At 3/17/16 06:22 PM, AngryToaster wrote: I'm butt hurt.You do sound like it.
So yeah, you're pretty butt hurt about someone disliking a movie that you like, which is just immature.
Now be a good kid and go to bed.
I'm sorry 16 year old, I don't have curfews like you.
Now tell us what movies you actually laugh at, so that we can laugh at you.
At 3/17/16 06:42 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:At 3/17/16 06:40 PM, AngryToaster wrote: I'm sorry 16 year old, I don't have curfews like you.12 AM slut starring your mother and your sister.
Now tell us what movies you actually laugh at, so that we can laugh at you.
My homo love story staring your dad and you.
Troll harder you dumb shit.
Even a 12 year old knows better.
Damn, mom jokes. You're really dropping the hammers right now, aren't you?
It's okay, we all know you have never laughed harder than you did when you saw Paul Blart, or some other shit movie of equal value, and you're afraid to tell us.
At 3/17/16 06:40 PM, Homicidee wrote: Deadpool.
yep
Why didn't you guys like Deadpool?
The Star Wars Holiday Special -- because @TheGameChanger made a cringe thread where he linked that and I didn't think it could possibly be as bad as its reputation.
It was worse.
The movie is incredibly long and incredibly boring, with many musical segments, and entire large spans of time with just wookie noises (and I'm not even kidding), which might be funny for a minute or two, but nah it just drags out way too long.
There's also absolutely nothing even remotely interesting about the movie at all -- none. I'm really not sure who the intended audience was, because that'd be boring as hell to kids, and it's boring as hell to adults as well.
If you attempt to watch it, I strongly recommend pacing yourself. Watch as much as you can stand, go do other stuff, watch some more, do other stuff, etc...
Is it worth it? No. But you're going to do it anyway.
At 3/17/16 06:56 PM, NeonSpider wrote: The Star Wars Holiday Special -- because @TheGameChanger made a cringe thread where he linked that and I didn't think it could possibly be as bad as its reputation.
Is it worth it? No. But you're going to do it anyway.
it's never worth it
At 3/17/16 05:21 PM, RocketHorse wrote: Try to include a short or long desc. on why it's the worst movie you have ever witnessed
I have several worst movies I could list off. One being "Cyberbully" starring generic skater girl. It's probably one of the most crybaby, pieces of shit I have ever seen.
Birdemic shock and terror.
Shittiest "movie" I've ever seen. not even the budget (10,000 USD) can justify the shit fest this movie is.
Its so bad, you laugh at it. The message is supposed to be "Ecological Awareness/ stop global warming." The problem is, Its blatantly obvious that they dont even KNOW what that is! Opening scene- guy driving a "hybrid" ford mustang. It's filmed in 360p at best, with iphone 3g audio recording quality, and worse scripting than silent movies.
IT IS THE 8th WORST MOVIE ON IMDB!! 1.8 stars out of 10!
But wait! THERES A SEQUEL!!! ITS EVEN WORSE!
At 3/17/16 07:36 PM, Loki wrote: Drive with Ryan Gosling.
Worst movie ever.
Lmfao
At 3/17/16 07:32 PM, ManuelTacoface wrote:At 3/17/16 06:20 PM, Pink-Ninja wrote: Fantastic 4 - Just utter rubbish, poorly scripted, poorly acted, poorly written and just a snore fest.are you referring to the original 2005 film or the reboot? (like it makes a difference lmao.)
I'm talking about the reboot, though the original was bad, just not as bad as this bumblefuck of a movie
Heavy Vibes
Jack and Jill and all of the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
The Room, as a whole. In bits and pieces, it's fine, it's funny, it's everything you've seen and heard of that makes it great, but as a whole it left me this empty shell of a man. It was unpleasant, boring, and something I wouldn't wish on anyone.
BLM | ANTIFA
Life's a performance, so give it your all like it's your last show.
At 3/17/16 09:02 PM, Ryanson wrote: The Room, as a whole. In bits and pieces, it's fine, it's funny, it's everything you've seen and heard of that makes it great, but as a whole it left me this empty shell of a man. It was unpleasant, boring, and something I wouldn't wish on anyone.
for some autistic reason, I like "The Room"
Oldskies lmao
At 3/18/16 01:21 PM, kanef wrote:At 3/17/16 07:25 PM, GamingUPLd wrote: Birdemic shock and terror.shouldve known what to expect when the main reason people know about this film is through tim and eric
holy fuck Kanef
i thought you was gone forever
At 3/17/16 06:42 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:Now tell us what movies you actually laugh at, so that we can laugh at you.12 AM slut starring your mother and your sister.
My homo love story staring your dad and you.
Troll harder you dumb shit.
Even a 12 year old knows better.
Man you are really shitty at this
As a southern straight white male cyclist, I'm probably the most hated person in America right now
