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People Wearing Fucking Shorts

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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-04 07:59:39


At 2/4/16 01:00 AM, Bit wrote:
At 2/4/16 12:51 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:
At 2/4/16 12:18 AM, Bit wrote:
At 2/4/16 12:13 AM, SocialistClock wrote:
At 2/3/16 06:02 PM, Bit wrote:
Op is my gf
I wish I had a gf.
I'll be your gf
Sorry m9 you wouldn't be a good gf unless you have a rockin' set of tits.

Oh, ok. I understand

Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-04 09:52:51


I wasn't even aware that there were such things as 'Fucking shorts' so I google image searched and what do you know. I found them. This is about as good of a pair of 'Fucking shorts' as you're likely to find. I sure would like to see a pair of these 'Fucking shorts' up close, especially if the woman wearing them had a body like the one wearing this particular pair.

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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-04 09:56:37


But seriously, I wear shorts 90% of the time. It has to be stupidly cold for me to wear long pants. Usually when it gets below 10 degrees celsius I might think about it or unless I'm going out somewhere fancy where dress pants, etc are a requirement. Also the Wind Chill factor must be taken into account.

Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-04 22:34:40


At 2/3/16 06:01 PM, TragediesStrikeUs wrote: I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a few people in a group who were wearing fucking shorts. It was 50 something degrees and these people were wearing shorts inside the mall?

Where does one buy these "fucking" shorts?

I need more fucking in my life, perhaps such special shorts would help...


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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-04 23:00:08


I don't get it either. It's ridunkulous.


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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-04 23:09:38


Dude, when I was like 7 or 8 I used to only wear shorts. It could've been pouring ice cold rain and I still only wore shorts.

I don't know why either.


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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-07 20:10:32


50 degrees isn't really cold.


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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-07 20:59:27


At 2/3/16 06:01 PM, TragediesStrikeUs wrote: I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a few people in a group who were wearing fucking shorts. It was 50 something degrees and these people were wearing shorts inside the mall?

White people. They were white weren't they?

Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-07 21:08:48


Are you fucking serious?

60 is t-shirt and shorts weather here. Our temperatures range from -20 to 100 farenheit, or about -30 to about 35 celsius for you Europeans, and until it's below freezing you're an idiot if you wear anything more than a sweatshirt.

Damn you, privileged tropical OP.


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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-07 21:23:26


At 2/3/16 06:05 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 2/3/16 06:01 PM, TragediesStrikeUs wrote: I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a few people in a group who were wearing fucking shorts. It was 50 something degrees and these people were wearing shorts inside the mall?
50 F (10 C) is bare minimum t-shirt weather for me.

And it's not like they're gonna freeze to death in and around the mall or anything.

50 F is not very cold, especially in a mall, where it would be warmer. I wear shorts until the temp hits 32F. Where do you live, OP?

Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-07 22:18:11


Bitch please, it's like 30*F here in communist Canada and people are wearing shorts.


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Response to People Wearing Fucking Shorts 2016-02-08 16:58:57


i truly can't understand people who only wear shorts, like I have a friend whose a drummer who only drums in shorts because that's a bit more practical, and obviously if you're doing some sports type shit or working out it's good, but people who never wear anything but shorts are fucking crazy to me yo

in ohio once it hits around 50 or so degrees, IE around march when it thaws out slightly people start wearing shorts and tank tops and shit, and I truly cannot understand that shit for the life of me