Okay, so in this thread you upload a picture of yourself and the words "Roast me" and other users are supposed to "roast you"! I'll go first!
ROAST ME

make em good, guys

Accidentally replied to my own topic. Oops.

At 2/2/16 11:15 PM, Hoodie wrote: c'mon neoslayre

what does that even mean

At 2/2/16 11:26 PM, kanyew wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:15 PM, Hoodie wrote: c'mon neoslayre

what does that even mean

I think he's ashamed of me.

At 2/2/16 11:03 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Okay, so in this thread you upload a picture of yourself and the words "Roast me" and other users are supposed to "roast you"! I'll go first!
ROAST ME

make em good, guys

You look like the bouncer to the world's lamest nightclub ;^)

At 2/2/16 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can't tell which is more beige, your wall or your skin

Talk about blending in with the woodwork.

Roast me tender.

You look like someone who never shuts up about the upcoming nuclear/zombie/alien apocalypse and how you'd totally survive it.

At 2/2/16 11:50 PM, Bertn1991 wrote: Roast me tender.

You look like you were surprised by your own appearance when you opened your front camera.

At 2/2/16 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can't tell which is more beige, your wall or your skin

you bore me

At 2/2/16 11:52 PM, Chdonga wrote: You look like someone who never shuts up about the upcoming nuclear/zombie/alien apocalypse and how you'd totally survive it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

At 2/2/16 11:54 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:53 PM, 54378934554343445343 wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can't tell which is more beige, your wall or your skin

you bore me

Is that a fucking shadow the hedgehog hanging on your wall in the background?

And tails, and Mario.

At 2/2/16 11:54 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:53 PM, 54378934554343445343 wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can't tell which is more beige, your wall or your skin

you bore me

Is that a fucking shadow the hedgehog hanging on your wall in the background?

just regular sonic with modified shoes, you would know that if you if you played older games

gta fam, smh

At 2/3/16 12:02 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:57 PM, 54378934554343445343 wrote: just regular sonic with modified shoes, you would know that if you if you played older games

gta fam, smh

I'm colorblind mother fucker

you also can't swim

you think i care?

you're gorgeous

why do I waste my time?

INB4 - Fuck you I'm beautiful! Don't believe me? Ask my Mother she tell you so.

At 2/2/16 11:03 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Okay, so in this thread you upload a picture of yourself and the words "Roast me" and other users are supposed to "roast you"! I'll go first!
ROAST ME

make em good, guys

You look like what Dale Gribble's biological son would look like.

At 2/2/16 11:50 PM, Bertn1991 wrote: Roast me tender.

Why is your hairline so low down on the back side of your head if it's so high up in the front side of your head?

At 2/3/16 01:34 AM, Mismo wrote: INB4 - Fuck you I'm beautiful! Don't believe me? Ask my Mother she tell you so.

Jesus Christ, you look like the hipster's hipster.

FITE ME FGTS

this should be good

At 2/3/16 01:34 AM, Mismo wrote: INB4 - Fuck you I'm beautiful! Don't believe me? Ask my Mother she tell you so.

I'd threaten to punch your face but looks like someone beat me to the punchahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha.
You Swedish fuck.

At 2/3/16 04:07 AM, Vixuzar wrote: What the fuck are you? Markiplier number 2? Well that would make sense since you look like a number 2

Really sorry... No h8 buddy

Pfft whatever Markiplier is one handsome sonuvabitch so I guess you think I'm sexy. What are you gay!?

At 2/3/16 05:25 AM, CiviLies wrote: Jesus Christ, you look like the hipster's hipster.

Yeah well... fuck you! At least I'm original!

At 2/3/16 06:18 AM, Radaketor wrote: I'd threaten to punch your face but looks like someone beat me to the punchahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha.
You Swedish fuck.

Radie... Why?

At 2/3/16 01:34 AM, Mismo wrote: INB4 - Fuck you I'm beautiful! Don't believe me? Ask my Mother she tell you so.

You look like a hipster Hitler

genocide is too mainstream

At 2/3/16 07:48 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:

At 2/3/16 01:34 AM, Mismo wrote: INB4 - Fuck you I'm beautiful! Don't believe me? Ask my Mother she tell you so.

You look like a hipster Hitler

genocide is too mainstream

Oh jew.

At 2/3/16 07:16 AM, Centaurora wrote: Wait, that face....

Son?

Dad?

At 2/3/16 08:02 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:

At 2/3/16 07:16 AM, Centaurora wrote: Wait, that face....

Son?

Dad?

Teapot?

At 2/2/16 11:53 PM, 54378934554343445343 wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: I can't tell which is more beige, your wall or your skin

you bore me

Half of your face is enough

Why don't ya roast THIS juicy brisket fellas

At 2/2/16 11:50 PM, Bertn1991 wrote: Roast me tender.

I would, but I'm seriously worried you'd track me down and slit my throat.

At 2/3/16 04:19 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:50 PM, Bertn1991 wrote: Roast me tender.

I would, but I'm seriously worried you'd track me down and slit my throat.

SLINT your throat! AYY

At 2/3/16 04:20 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:

At 2/3/16 04:19 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:50 PM, Bertn1991 wrote: Roast me tender.

I would, but I'm seriously worried you'd track me down and slit my throat.

SLINT your throat! AYY

Get the fuck out.

At 2/3/16 04:32 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/3/16 04:20 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:

At 2/3/16 04:19 PM, Slint wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:50 PM, Bertn1991 wrote: Roast me tender.

I would, but I'm seriously worried you'd track me down and slit my throat.

SLINT your throat! AYY

Get the fuck out.

B-but this is my thread...

At 2/3/16 03:47 PM, Lord-Lucca wrote: Why don't ya roast THIS juicy brisket fellas

How do we roast something that already looks baked?

At 2/2/16 11:52 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:

At 2/2/16 11:50 PM, Bertn1991 wrote: Roast me tender.

You look like you were surprised by your own appearance when you opened your front camera.

Hehe, maybe I was. I'm not a pretty man, you know.