You're sitting on the toilet.
For me, it's:
1. Shitting
2. Reading (Just about anything)
3. Thinking of people I don't like
4. Masturbating
5. Contemplating the meaning of life and death.
What are the top five things you do when taking a mean crunch?
do thinks on my tablet or phone or my chromebook or my DS lite or read my ebook or other books while listening to my walkman or fiio flac player or chop onions
You masturbate while you shit? I didn't know you were into that sorta thing.
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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1. pee pee
2. poo poo
3. diarrhea
4. jerking off
5. finger in butt
"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." ~Arnaud Amalric
At 1/23/16 08:49 PM, TheMadWasp wrote: You masturbate while you shit? I didn't know you were into that sorta thing.
Honestly, I'm growing out of it.
It was a child thing.
1. poop
2. play Gameboy
3. Read game reviews
4. Change the settings on my phone
5. repent
Schizaphrenic
Uhhh..Let's see:
1.Take a shit
5.ARGHHH
1- Shitpost because hurr durr obvious joke
2- Get da pussy
3- Get laid
4- Fuck anything that moves
5- Coitus
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
1. Play Solitaire on my phone
2. Listen to the sound of winter.
3. Listen to soothing sounds of Cannibal Corpse lull me into a deep peaceful sleep.
4. Slappin' da bass
5. Actually doing bathroom related things.
At 1/24/16 10:51 AM, Homicidee wrote: I can only think of two which is listen to music, and masturbate.
So you don't actually pee or shit in the toilet? Do you pee off bridges and shit in chimneys perhaps?
There was someone caught shitting in chimneys over in the UK. Was that you?
At 1/24/16 11:29 AM, NeonSpider wrote: There was someone caught shitting in chimneys over in the UK. Was that you?
I was looking at his X-ray and I'm afraid to say that his ass was broken.
At 1/24/16 11:29 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
There was someone caught shitting in chimneys over in the UK.
....Santa Claus?
"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump
At 1/24/16 11:36 AM, belthagor wrote:At 1/24/16 11:29 AM, NeonSpider wrote:....Santa Claus?
There was someone caught shitting in chimneys over in the UK.
Here lies Santa Claus:
Died from shitting presents in chimneys.
At 1/24/16 11:38 AM, Skater wrote:At 1/24/16 11:36 AM, belthagor wrote:Here lies Santa Claus:At 1/24/16 11:29 AM, NeonSpider wrote:....Santa Claus?
There was someone caught shitting in chimneys over in the UK.
Died from shitting presents in chimneys.
who said it was presents?
"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump
At 1/24/16 12:17 PM, belthagor wrote: who said it was presents?
Trust me,this is not a trick..it was presents.
Inhale
At 1/24/16 02:36 PM, HolidayJester wrote: Have an anal evacuation
Fucking disgusting.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 1/23/16 08:05 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: What are the top five things you do when taking a mean crunch?
1. Watching Human Centipede.
2. Watching Boku no Pico.
3. Eventually changing my diaper.
4. Shaving cream enema.
5. Your mom.
Formerly penisstar, now so gay that cr0m cries in his grave. The Star Syndickate can suck my balls uwu. Sevenstar is still a pedophile, except older and creepier.
Hmm, let's see...
1. Pooping
2. Peeing
3. Humming
4. Farting
5. Laughing about farting
1991
Think. Have long dialogs pretending I'm teaching classes on physics or math. Being a little pissed that I'm as eloquent as Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson when I'm by myself and in person I'm not nearly as eloquent.
∀x (∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ∀x ¬(x ∈ e)) ∨ ∃y ¬∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ¬∃z (z ∈ y ∧ z ∈ e ∧ ∀x ¬((x ∈ y ∧ x ∈ e) ∧ ¬(x = z)))))
Taking a shit and when I think I'm done, I have to take another shit.
Make up your mind, body.
Jerking off, five times.
Oh yeah you gonna see red liquid flowing now
Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa
Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.
At 1/24/16 11:22 PM, sharpnova wrote: Think. Have long dialogs pretending I'm teaching classes on physics or math. Being a little pissed that I'm as eloquent as Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson when I'm by myself and in person I'm not nearly as eloquent.
I wasn't aware girls pooped.
At 1/24/16 11:37 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote:At 1/24/16 11:22 PM, sharpnova wrote: Think. Have long dialogs pretending I'm teaching classes on physics or math. Being a little pissed that I'm as eloquent as Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson when I'm by myself and in person I'm not nearly as eloquent.I wasn't aware girls pooped.
I'm so excited thinking about how within the next 50 years, probably post-technological singularity, NG will have a new immature joke
∀x (∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ∀x ¬(x ∈ e)) ∨ ∃y ¬∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ¬∃z (z ∈ y ∧ z ∈ e ∧ ∀x ¬((x ∈ y ∧ x ∈ e) ∧ ¬(x = z)))))
opiniones meae, facta omnibus
There is only one: Making certain my soul does not escape through a tear in the abdominal cavity caused by a deadlifting injury.
At 1/23/16 09:05 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote:At 1/23/16 08:49 PM, TheMadWasp wrote: You masturbate while you shit? I didn't know you were into that sorta thing.Honestly, I'm growing out of it.
It was a child thing.
The emoticon with the halo makes me read all of your posts in a calm, nice, loving voice. Sometimes it's confusing.
