What would it be like if "Weird Al" Yankovic were president of the United States for this year? :P
"Weird Al" 4 President 2016!
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At 1/21/16 09:23 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote: What would it be like if "Weird Al" Yankovic were president of the United States for this year? :P
Thread of the year.
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At 1/21/16 09:27 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Confusing...
How so?
At 1/21/16 09:45 PM, SansNumbers wrote: haha good shit, what if Monkey Cheese were president XD
Who's Monkey Cheese???? :/
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We would be better off with Weird Al than we would be with the three stooges: Hillary, Bernie, and Trump.
At 1/21/16 09:27 PM, Homicidee wrote: nawh, he's to white and nerdy.
Nah I'm pretty sure it's because he's too fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Gotta at least fit through the White House doors and all.
At 1/22/16 02:06 AM, NeonSpider wrote:At 1/21/16 09:27 PM, Homicidee wrote: nawh, he's to white and nerdy.Nah I'm pretty sure it's because he's too fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Gotta at least fit through the White House doors and all.
Mr. William Howard Taft would like a word with you....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Howard_Taft
At 1/22/16 02:08 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 1/22/16 02:06 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Nah I'm pretty sure it's because he's too fatMr. William Howard Taft would like a word with you....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Gotta at least fit through the White House doors and all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Howard_Taft
Yes but according to the song Weird Al is, and I quote "really really fat". William Howard Taft on the other hand was merely fat or perhaps even really fat. But did he have instant weight gain gut inflation powers like Weird Al? I think not.
Case dismissed. *smacks gavel*
At 1/22/16 02:06 AM, NeonSpider wrote:At 1/21/16 09:27 PM, Homicidee wrote: nawh, he's to white and nerdy.Nah I'm pretty sure it's because he's too fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Gotta at least fit through the White House doors and all.
Nah he lost weight. Remember if you're fat you are still a member of society. However if you lose weight then you're an acceptable member of society.
It will be because he's a conspiracy nut.
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At 1/21/16 09:23 PM, NostalgicNerd94 wrote: What would it be like if "Weird Al" Yankovic were president of the United States for this year? :P
Well, he couldn't possibly be any worse than The Donald, could he?
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At 1/21/16 11:31 PM, BloodPact wrote: Things would definitely be "weirder"
True! :P
