so umm... hiting dating sites again

[DESHIEL]

I am doing this again. This time checking out some discreet site for onenighties that won't let you do shit untill you subscribe. Probably better than those public sites right?

After I uploaded my sexy profile pic I got messaged by three women. Now because I didn't pay any membership I cannot read emails but I can see profiles. Those are some damn hot chicks which brings me to a conclusion that it has to be a clickbait or they realy want a piece of a 23 years old that looks like a teen when shaved.

One of them even tried to engage in a chat with me, but I was like. Meh I am here incognito.

[Bit]

Spoiler alert: They aren't real.

[YonusBahtzee]

Don't fall for it. They're all old women trying to drug you with their hard candy and have their way with you.

(All jokes aside, probably fake)

[CiviLies]

You may as well just hook up with a hooker.

[DESHIEL]

At 1/14/16 05:22 AM, Sekhem wrote: just use tinder like literally everyone else

or backpage if you're into prostitutes

Got a local milf that was lookin for some younger meat, we even met in person. She left saying that she doesn't want to be my sex teacher or sumtin, but now she started messaging me again.

I hope that she doesn't want me because I am over that.

[SmartyPants]

Only fools use dating sites.

[DESHIEL]

At 1/14/16 08:56 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Only fools use dating sites.

thanks.

[MuramasasEdge]

Tots bruh, I remember doing this before, now my email is plagued by the dark history of my internet past.

It's a filthy reminder that's forced me to shame myself every time I see it.

[DESHIEL]

At 1/14/16 12:28 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Tots bruh, I remember doing this before, now my email is plagued by the dark history of my internet past.

It's a filthy reminder that's forced me to shame myself every time I see it.

I don't use any of my important email for this lol

[MuramasasEdge]

At 1/14/16 12:30 PM, Deshiel wrote:

At 1/14/16 12:28 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Tots bruh, I remember doing this before, now my email is plagued by the dark history of my internet past.

It's a filthy reminder that's forced me to shame myself every time I see it.

I don't use any of my important email for this lol

oh....
Well maybe I shouldn't have now you brought it to my attention...

[DESHIEL]

At 1/14/16 01:28 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: i am your new boyfriend

there... problem solved

Can I bang your sister?

[DESHIEL]

At 1/14/16 01:38 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 1/14/16 01:30 PM, Deshiel wrote:

At 1/14/16 01:28 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: i am your new boyfriend

there... problem solved

Can I bang your sister?

well you two got quite the age diff...but w/e

I'm no pedo, can I do dat when she's bangable?