I know, for many of you, the first time you saw a black person was in BBD porn. And, considering you probably don't enjoy ladies of the ebony persuasion because racism (Seriously, WTF is wrong with you? Cross racial lines for asians all day, can't take a busty black broad because tiny penis). So then you are absolutely obsessed with "cuckholding" which, since you've never read Chaucer, you refer to as "cucking" and the small penis-ed males that allow their female partners to be plowed by a tool larger than theirs as "cucks."

Sweet Satan you ignorant juvenile fucks make me wish your father's pull-out game was as strong as the gravitational well created by the density of your ignorance.

First of all, no man with a properly sized tool suffers dick envy. Ever. If you fear large black dicks, it's probably because you're insignificantly endowed. No, really stop being afraid you can't satisfy a woman with your puny tool. Learn to eat pussy, it's not that hard, I swear.

Worse, some of take these fears inspired by late night porn sessions into your daily political views on race and being an "alpha" male (please. Act hard in front of someone who's not scared of an asswhooping. It only takes one beatdown from the squad to teach you no matter how strong you are as an individual, someone with loyal friends is your superior). If you think fights are one on one, or that acting like a dick makes you more of a man, you should meet some men who are so virile they ACTUALLY HAVE LARGE NUMBERS OF CHILDREN TO WHOM THEY ARE A FATHER FIGURE. They know the importance of being civil and loyal to everyone, even to your "inferiors." Your average Mexican gang member is 5'2", but nobody fucks with them because they roll deep and are loyal to one another. Take notes you fashionably Asberger's afflicted snowflakes.

I know, I know, many of you spend more time wanking and looking up the categories of girls by race on Porn Hub than talking to real live human beings, but when you get done with that, you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that porn stereotypes are grossly inaccurate. You almost never see ugly women in porn, but some of the best sex you can have is with an ugly insecure woman that has something to prove.

In real life, specifically when it comes to the politics of racial dating, generally the rule is people feel stifled by racial stereotypes. Hence your fear of "cucking." "ZOMFG YOU MEAN THRER ARE STEREOTYPES OF MY RACE THAT ARE JSUT AS NERGARTERVE AS THE ONES I HAVE ABOUT OHTER RCACES??!?!?OH TEH NOES?!?!? WAHT IF I AM SMALL PENISED WHITE CUCK?!?!"

Hence your fascination with thai ladyboys, because you do want to see some girl get railed, but you're so insecure you want the man in the picture to be as little of a threat to your own masculinity as possible. Holy crap you are some screwed up little kids.

So, in short, be nice to people. Acting like a jerk doesn't make you more of a man, what it means is that you know so little about intimacy you don't understand that women who like you as a person will give you better blowjobs than women tha keep you around because they're whores and you're as easy as they are.

Maybe try knocking up someone who would make a good mother and give you children that will make you happy long after the age past which your cock becomes a shriveled raisin? Nah, just keep spraying it in her eye even though she hates it because you're a "REAL MAN" and she's replaceable. That's a great way to wake up one day old, alone, with a shriveled prune dick you can't even wank anymore.

At 11/9/15 02:49 PM, Cordyceps wrote: you're mad that people called you a cuck, huh

Also mad there's too much porn of dudes jacking off on the faces of women who look bored and slightly disgusted. 0/10, could not be less hot.

Nobody likes black women. According to Tinder, no race of men would check off 'Black women' as a 'yes', at best they'd check it as a 'maybe', no matter if they were a black, white, Asian, or other man.

I'm not trying to be racist but I seriously can't take all these black 'strong independant' type women seriously, I just can't.

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

I'm not trying to be racist but I seriously can't take all these black 'strong independant' type women seriously, I just can't.

"Strong Independent"=>translation=>ride that dick like a carousel

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nobody likes black women.

Stupidest thing I've read all day. Congrats.

At 11/9/15 03:31 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nobody likes black women.

Stupidest thing I've read all day. Congrats.

"dumbest" thing you've read all day. you uneducated cunt.

If you're at least going to be a prick, be correct with it.

At 11/9/15 04:24 PM, Kanon wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:31 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nobody likes black women.

Stupidest thing I've read all day. Congrats.

"dumbest" thing you've read all day. you uneducated cunt.

If you're at least going to be a prick, be correct with it.

Hey fuck you buddy, don't go around correcting people.

At 11/9/15 04:26 PM, Slint wrote:

At 11/9/15 04:24 PM, Kanon wrote:

If you're at least going to be a prick, be correct with it.

Hey fuck you buddy, don't go around correcting people.

I have a low tolerance for stupidity, plus I know you missed my shenanigans.

At 11/9/15 02:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Porn stuff

You have thought about Porn and analyzed it way too much.

you sound like a columnist in my city who writes weekly articles.

It was angsty but I don't really care.

Are you trying to say I look at too much porn? because I don't look at any porn, especially porn with cocks in it.

for those who do have a PHD in black cock anthropology because they have a tiny wang, all the power to them.

I will say I like asian women though. They are so incredibly good with their hands. so if you are asian with a tiny wang, just think "my greater gender is female" cus damn, asian women.

I don't like asian porn though hahaha

or black porn

pretty much the only porn I look at is naked white chicks... 99.9%

0% cocks

At 11/9/15 04:58 PM, KhanKhendo wrote:

Here's an idea:
Stop. Watching. Porn.
You mouth-breathing imbecile.

You do realize that I'm complaining that other people watch too much bad porn, to the extent that it's become detrimental to their personalities, yes?

At 11/9/15 02:54 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 11/9/15 02:49 PM, Cordyceps wrote: you're mad that people called you a cuck, huh

Also mad there's too much porn of dudes jacking off on the faces of women who look bored and slightly disgusted. 0/10, could not be less hot.

Bro, check out amateur porn. Actual couples make some of the best shit.

The lighting is usually pretty bad, though.

At 11/9/15 04:42 PM, swaenK wrote: pretty much the only porn I look at is naked white chicks... 99.9%
0% cocks

This sums up most straight men.

At 11/9/15 05:47 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 11/9/15 04:42 PM, swaenK wrote: pretty much the only porn I look at is naked white chicks... 99.9%
0% cocks

This sums up most straight men.

Girl/girl porn is, by definition, gay porn.

At 11/9/15 03:31 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nobody likes black women.

Stupidest thing I've read all day. Congrats.

I like how you skipped my evidence for that claim to revert to ad hominem.

You're mean.

At 11/9/15 09:43 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: itt: funk has an argument with his internal monologue

I have to talk to myself because it's the only way to have a conversation on NG without dealing with someone retarded.

At 11/10/15 03:19 AM, Homicidee wrote:

At 11/9/15 02:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I know, for many of you, the first time you saw a black person was in BBD porn.

Can you elaborate this?

Big
Black
Dick
Also known as BBC

Also wut up FUNK

On topic though, booty is booty. Race doesn't really matter to me, maybe cause I live in a melting pot. No one likes the same flavor over and over.

I just want to say merely siring a large number of offspring is not the same as being a father figure. Unless you're at least a millionaire, it is also incredibly socially irresponsible.

Also lol at the insistence of porn stereotypes. There's black guys with tiny dicks. There's also Asian women with huge tits. I find the "Asian women have tiny tits" claim some people make to be hilarious and really says they never watched much Asian porn.

Also, who cares what race someone is as long as they're hot? Doesn't matter to me. My main requirement is political nonconformity. She's hot and she's somewhat a rebel? Sign me up!

Also lol about all this complaint about cum in the face stuff. If you don't like cum in the face porns then don't watch cum in the face porns. Simple as that.

At 11/10/15 08:41 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/9/15 02:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You almost never see ugly women in porn

lmfao

I know, right? Majority of men *AND* women in porn are fugly as all hell. I'm really not sure why people watch fugly porn but there must be a huge market for it. Seriously you have to go out of your way to find the attractive ones.

You really should just not watch porn dude. And I say that with a higher level of certainty in your case than I do in most BECAUSE:

A lot of people can watch porn without escalating to harder fetishes and never have to worry about the sexual dusfunction that comes with it,

but if you're at THAT level, where you're actually watching stuff that HUMILIATES you, like cuckolding (you spelled it wrong), cross dressing, chastity, forced witness, feminization etc., then YOU NEED TO STOP, DUDE.

Humiliation can be one of the strongest sexual highs there is. The dopamine rush is insane, I've been there. I've already learned this lesson the hard way.

Heed my warning or die.

At 11/9/15 09:41 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:31 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nobody likes black women.

Stupidest thing I've read all day. Congrats.

I like how you skipped my evidence for that claim to revert to ad hominem.

Tinder is what you're calling "evidence" that "nobody" likes black women?

My apologies, professor.

At 11/9/15 04:24 PM, Kanon wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:31 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nobody likes black women.

Stupidest thing I've read all day. Congrats.

"dumbest" thing you've read all day. you uneducated cunt.

If you're at least going to be a prick, be correct with it.

stu·pid
ˈst(y)o͞opəd/
adjective
superlative adjective: stupidest
lacking intelligence or common sense.
"I was stupid enough to think she was perfect"
synonyms: unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish

What was your point, shit for brains?

At 11/9/15 06:27 PM, Bit wrote: Girl/girl porn is, by definition, gay porn.

Yes, straight men want to see all girls and no boys.

At 11/10/15 04:48 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/9/15 09:41 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:31 PM, thenoodge wrote:

At 11/9/15 03:12 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nobody likes black women.

Stupidest thing I've read all day. Congrats.

I like how you skipped my evidence for that claim to revert to ad hominem.

Tinder is what you're calling "evidence" that "nobody" likes black women?

My apologies, professor.

Oh, I'm sorry that you have to be a smart ass who takes 'nobody' at face value. As if you've never heard someone say 'nobody' when referring to a marginally small percentage of people before.

Yes, some people do. But they are a small, small minority. And honestly I can see why, I'm really not trying to be offensive but it tends to be a cultural thing that black women are abnormally aggressive.

At 11/11/15 11:20 AM, Xenomit wrote: This guy is a fucking omega, so much so that his girlfriend cheats on him somewhat regularly, and rather than saying something about it, he comes up with excuses for her and reasons why it wasn't her fault.

What he should do is just ditch her right then, right there, if he doesn't like the behavior. That's what I'd do. That's what I've done. I tolerate no such nonsense. Women who betray me don't get "a second chance". And it might seem cold but I'm not afraid to just cut people entirely out of my life, just like that, no regrets and no looking back. I certainly don't need them. If they need me, that's their problem -- they should have thought about that beforehand. That's how you handle that.

I have one very simple rule when it comes to dating or relationships. "Never lie to me." And I'm very upfront with this. Inevitably a cheater will get caught in a lie. If she wasn't cheating on you but was instead stealing money from you or whatever, inevitably she'd also get caught in a lie. So it's a very good "catch all" at least in practice. I have yet to meet a cheater or a thief who was not also a liar.

At 11/11/15 10:10 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

It tends to be a cultural thing that black women are abnormally aggressive.

Why is it "abnormal" for a woman to be aggressive? Most of the southeastern tribes of native americans are matriarchal, as well as many areas of africa. In a world without DNA testing, matriarchal inheritance is the only sure-fire way of ensuring the validity of heirs. "Mama's baby. Daddy's? Maybe" is a phrase that died out right around the time paternity testing was invented.

In my family, for instance, my mother bought a Harley, my taught me how to shoot guns, my mother taught me how to fish, etc. My dad taught me how to cook and sew. I was actually shocked when I found out this was "abnormal"

I mean yeah, if you're super sheltered and never met a woman from a matriarchal culture, it may see "abnormal" but if you grew up in that culture, not only is it normal, but it's also pretty hot. Frankly I can't stand a belle who just sits around all day being a damsel in distress. Put your goddamn big girl panties on, goddamnit.

At 11/11/15 03:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: In my family, for instance, my mother bought a Harley, my taught me how to shoot guns, my mother taught me how to fish, etc. My dad taught me how to cook and sew. I was actually shocked when I found out this was "abnormal"

There's definitely something sexy about a woman with a shotgun.

Granted, she has to know how to use it. Nothing worse than a model posing with a gun in a way that evidences she has no clue how to use it and is just posing for a photoshoot. Ditto with guitars and other things.

At 11/9/15 06:46 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I dont dislike black chicks in porn, it's just black males that ruin porn. They're so loud I can hear them over the girl's moans.

I mean, sometimes it's funny, "Woo! I'm a tripod, baby!" but most of the time it's obnoxious. And there's no such thing as a silent black man orgasm, it's like

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

I admit, the black pornstar "Mandingo" cracks me up with all of his talk during the fucking. He's like "Keep dat ass up there like that" and of course everytime the woman queefs, he's like "Ooh yeah! I'm making that pussy/ass talk like a pro"

Of course, this may be the reason why some ppl don't like black guys AT ALL, but whatever. Ppl think i'm white until they see my profile pic.

At 11/11/15 04:51 PM, supra187 wrote: Of course, this may be the reason why some ppl don't like black guys AT ALL, but whatever.

Who says black guys have to be loud or obnoxious though? I mean in porn, maybe there's some kind of expectations, but I find the white guys in mainstream porn to be just as loud and obnoxious.

As to how people are in person though? Depends on their upbringing, education, and such.

At 11/11/15 10:10 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Yes, some people do. But they are a small, small minority. And honestly I can see why, I'm really not trying to be offensive but it tends to be a cultural thing that black women are abnormally aggressive.

I agree that black women are aggressive and often loud.