Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
If Newgrounds was a highschool
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Everyone is either the socially awkward emo/goth kid that sits in the back of the class, or the attention seeking class clown who's humor is hit or miss
At 11/8/15 09:38 PM, omega88x wrote: Everyone is either the socially awkward emo/goth kid that sits in the back of the class
That's what I was in Highschool.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
If Newgrounds was a school, I'd be that dork that never ditched or cut class.
We'd be a bunch of kids not talking to each other due to our social awkwardness, there maybe some of us that will beat other kids who knows
It'd be a shitty bottom-of-the-barrel highschool where the only teachers that aren't fucking the students are smoking pot with them.
And I'm that black kid everyone's friends with to prove that they're not racist.
At 11/8/15 11:06 PM, Chdonga wrote: It'd be a shitty bottom-of-the-barrel highschool where the only teachers that aren't fucking the students are smoking pot with them.
And I'm that black kid everyone's friends with to prove that they're not racist.
Would that just make us trying to be PC or straight up tokenism?
Can I be that one Muslim kid that's always offended about something?
At 11/8/15 11:10 PM, Monster64 wrote: Can I be that one Muslim kid that's always offended about something?
This isn't tumblr shitlord.
At 11/8/15 11:09 PM, someaveragechap wrote:At 11/8/15 11:06 PM, Chdonga wrote: And I'm that black kid everyone's friends with to prove that they're not racist.Would that just make us trying to be PC or straight up tokenism?
Tokenism. NG's never been the place for political correctness.
At 11/8/15 11:11 PM, Chdonga wrote: Tokenism. NG's never been the place for political correctness.
Thought so.
Would Wriggle be that angry white kid that shots up the school? Better call in sick the day after his manifesto makes the rounds on the school webpage.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
It would probably wouldn't be that much different than any of the bad high schools, the only difference is that instead of thugs, gangstas, and wannabees, we would have a ton of social rejects who think that they're cool, when they really aren't, and consider themselves edgy for drawing dicks on bathroom walls and provocative shirts. All that considered, it wouldn't be that much different from regular high school after all.
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
At 11/8/15 11:54 PM, orangebomb wrote: It would probably wouldn't be that much different than any of the bad high schools, the only difference is that instead of thugs, gangstas, and wannabees, we would have a ton of social rejects who think that they're cool, when they really aren't, and consider themselves edgy for drawing dicks on bathroom walls and provocative shirts. All that considered, it wouldn't be that much different from regular high school after all.
I don't think you're giving the NG community enough credit.
There are a lot of pretty cool people here.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
I would at long last be able to be the quarterback for our school's football team, because judging from these posts so far, I wouldn't have much competition! {^_-}
I'd run the hentai club from the shadows.
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
At 11/9/15 04:56 AM, YomToxic wrote: I'd run the hentai club from the shadows.
I knew a guy that proudly wore a La Blue Girl shirt to class. Granted nobody else knew what the La Blue Girl was.
Newgrounds would be the gay jock who tries too hard to pretend he's not gay.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 11/8/15 11:06 PM, Chdonga wrote: It'd be a shitty bottom-of-the-barrel highschool where the only teachers that aren't fucking the students are smoking pot with them.
I don't know. That sounds like a pretty good school to me.
And I'm that black kid everyone's friends with to prove that they're not racist.
I don't know what you mean...
i'd be that one kid that doesn't let one single trait or characteristic or habit define him!!!
*sigh*
At 11/9/15 05:35 AM, someaveragechap wrote:At 11/9/15 04:56 AM, YomToxic wrote: I'd run the hentai club from the shadows.I knew a guy that proudly wore a La Blue Girl shirt to class. Granted nobody else knew what the La Blue Girl was.
I must acquire this shirt for the secret ritual in the basement.
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
I'm the guy that's already graduated and done it all that hangs around the high school giving pointers to noobs and dick to senior chicks.
At 11/9/15 01:48 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: ...we'd never graduate.
Why would you want to graduate?
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
I'd probably end up an otaku, or goth...or both :/
Or perhaps I'd be a part of some underground club, like a highschool version if Illuminati.
Or just join the hentai club just for the hell of it :D
If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...
My favorite class would be "Dick Jokes 101" with Professor @Bit.
At 11/9/15 04:51 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote:At 11/9/15 01:48 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: ...we'd never graduate.Why would you want to graduate?
If NG was the school I wouldn't!
At 11/9/15 06:27 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: gay orgy
See me after class, Gary.
For a dick inspection.
