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Would You Eat Your Own Pets?

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In an event in which you had little to no other choice (such as a worldwide shortage of meat), would you eat your own pets?

If your pet happens to be a bug, then more power to you since bugs contain more protein than regular meat.

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 21:39:55


At 11/8/15 09:39 PM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 11/8/15 09:37 PM, Cordyceps wrote:
At 11/8/15 09:09 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: bugs contain more protein than regular meat.
no they don't idiot
Bugs have more protein per capita than any planet in outer space!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bugs-protein-healthy_561be438e4b0082030a3476c

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 21:44:27


At 11/8/15 09:42 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: i would yeah
i'd eat people if I could

I support cannibalism, but only if it's the people in jail.

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 21:49:16


The hell is wrong with you OP?
Of course I wouldn't eat my pets

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 21:49:19


At 11/8/15 09:44 PM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 11/8/15 09:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bugs-protein-healthy_561be438e4b0082030a3476c
How the heck do you have 8500 posts in 16 months. I don't get it.

Via posting lots of constructive criticism.

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 22:36:14


At 11/8/15 10:33 PM, Cordyceps wrote:
At 11/8/15 09:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bugs-protein-healthy_561be438e4b0082030a3476c
linking to huffington post in an argument is a pretty clear indicator you're on the wrong side

http://www.shape.com/healthy-eating/diet-tips/edible-insects-are-better-sources-protein-and-nutrients-meat

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 22:51:44


At 11/8/15 10:50 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Eh probably not, just because he's very old the meat wouldn't be good anyways.
But there's be pretty good opportunity to make money butchering anyone under the age of 12 and selling the meat. in case any of you where interested

You are aware that you might get arrested for butchering kids?

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 22:57:56


At 11/8/15 10:54 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
At 11/8/15 10:51 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

You are aware that you might get arrested for butchering kids?
what?! I thought 'merica was land of the FREE

It's the Land of Free Will.

It's not the Land of Free To Do Whatever You Want.

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-08 22:59:05


Fuck yeah.


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-09 00:16:11


If I owned animals and I wanted to feast on their meat, I would.


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-09 01:38:01


No, that's horrible!

I'd rather kill and eat a human.


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-09 01:45:53


Depends on how much I petted them, I guess. The more feral, and less loyal the creature, the easier it would be for me to peel the thing, heat it and call it dinner


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-09 06:17:27


I only have a dog which I wouldn't eat. It's really small so it'd only be about 2 servings


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-09 06:31:56


At 11/8/15 09:09 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: In an event in which you had little to no other choice (such as a worldwide shortage of meat), would you eat your own pets?

What is a vegetarian?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-09 12:02:36


Does my girlfriend's pussy count?

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-09 12:12:50


At 11/9/15 12:02 PM, wolfe wrote: Does my girlfriend's pussy count?

Yes.

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 00:04:12


i already ate my pets.

i mean the chickens.

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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 00:33:39


I would, but that would also mean I'm a cannibal.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 00:53:27


ew, gross, no. i would never eat @killerskull. he doesnt even cut off parts of his own p*e p*e.


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 00:56:37


At 11/10/15 12:53 AM, Monster64 wrote: ew, gross, no. i would never eat @killerskull. he doesnt even cut off parts of his own p*e p*e.

Shut up and feed me!


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 00:57:39


At 11/10/15 12:56 AM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 11/10/15 12:53 AM, Monster64 wrote: ew, gross, no. i would never eat @killerskull. he doesnt even cut off parts of his own p*e p*e.
Shut up and feed me!

dont make me eat you, my pet


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 01:04:37


At 11/10/15 12:57 AM, Monster64 wrote:
At 11/10/15 12:56 AM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 11/10/15 12:53 AM, Monster64 wrote: ew, gross, no. i would never eat @killerskull. he doesnt even cut off parts of his own p*e p*e.
Shut up and feed me!
dont make me eat you, my pet

Clean my litter box!


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 02:51:35


At 11/9/15 12:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 11/9/15 12:02 PM, wolfe wrote: Does my girlfriend's pussy count?
Yes.

Then, yes.

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-10 15:00:36


No does not sound good at all, but I do hear some countries do eat there dogs.

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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-18 02:19:49


too stringy

Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-18 11:03:22


No, because that would be like eating a member of my own family. My cat doesn't live with me anymore, but we've grown so attached to that guy, we simply could never do anything to hurt it, unless it was attacking us, or maybe if he was trying to eat US.


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-19 21:20:49


Probably not. I don't think I'd be capable of killing a pet of mine.


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-19 22:36:47


Are you asking me to eat my pussy? No thanks


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Response to Would You Eat Your Own Pets? 2015-11-22 09:33:54


Now that I think about it, I'm starting to wonder if barnyard animals would count as pets. I mean, a lot of them like cows and sheep aren't even always used for meat, so yeah, I would probably eat those guys. They'd be eaten by people eventually.


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