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fuckin' a bitch with herpes

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fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-02 20:43:15


ever done it? consider it?

see, you would 100% always wear a condom.

you wouldn't eat that out, cus seriously you 100% wouldn't.

would you double wrap that?

it's my understanding that it's not transferable when it's not active.

BUT ONE FUCKING MISTAKE. ONE FUCK UP. RUINED FOR EVER OMFGASDKLJFAKL:DFj


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-02 20:47:36


At 11/2/15 08:46 PM, KingiOgh wrote: WTF??

you just said it.

....

:(


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-02 20:51:54


come on guys, it's not that big of a deal!

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/lets-not-make-such-a-big-deal-about-genital-herpes

apparently some bitches at vice have herpes cus they always got articles go on over there about it

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/you-probably-have-herpes

I do NOT have herpes. Not once have I ever had an outbreak. But according to the article that might just mean I am resistant to it. I am dutch...

annnnd....

the most recent article:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/this-is-what-its-like-to-have-genital-herpes

a good read. The article that stipulates "I am not going to tell my dates i have it if I dont have sores cus it's not transferable"

yeah right it isn't...


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-03 08:20:46


Why bang a ho who has herpes?

Just get yourself a fresh, clean bitch, son.


"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-03 11:36:25


No, never plan on it either

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-03 13:51:11


At 11/3/15 08:20 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Why bang a ho who has herpes?

Just get yourself a fresh, clean bitch, son.

I think more logically I would maintain a non-sexual relationship with the lady. Keep it on a hands-friendly basis. Handjobs/finger banging, etc.

It would be a great practice of self control anyway. Sexual control is vital in this world. If u have none then you are a pig.


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Sure, i'm ̶d̶e̶s̶p̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶ nice enough to avoid discriminating against women just because they have sexually transmitted diseases.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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At 11/3/15 02:09 PM, Radaketor wrote: Sure, i'm desperate enoug-I MEAN... I'm nice enough to avoid discriminating against women just because they have sexually transmitted diseases.

Exactly...

"5 second rule it's still good it's still good"

X|


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-03 14:11:46


At 11/3/15 02:10 PM, swaenK wrote:
At 11/3/15 02:09 PM, Radaketor wrote: Sure, i'm desperate enoug-I MEAN... I'm nice enough to avoid discriminating against women just because they have sexually transmitted diseases.
Exactly...

"5 second rule it's still good it's still good"

X|

You fucking whore, you replied while i was editing my post, you ruined it!


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At 11/3/15 02:11 PM, Radaketor wrote: You fucking whore, you replied while i was editing my post, you ruined it!

Y don't u just go get herpes y don't u? u whore


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-03 23:53:30


Sure, do it and suffer.


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 00:03:30


I once knew a girl with Chlamydia, that's about the extent of my experience with STDs.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 03:56:53


I don't use condoms, but Harriet and Alex are clean.

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 09:17:30


Nope. Wouldn't go there.


You haven't seen me yet.

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 10:20:41


Nope. Because I don't use condoms.

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 14:37:08


At 11/3/15 08:20 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Why bang a ho who has herpes?

Just get yourself a fresh, clean bitch, son.

Sometimes you don't know, until you find out

I know this one chick who for sure has herpes, but thank Jeebus my cousin gave me the heads up cuhz i almost smoked with the biatch


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 19:10:09


At 11/3/15 06:28 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: My health teacher in 7th grade told us there are microscopic holes in condoms that not even manufacturers can fill up, and that the herpes virus is so incredibly small that it can slip through the condom's lining.

This could entirely be possible as a virus is one of the smallest molecular structures and why doctors die treating Ebola and so on


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 19:23:05


At 11/4/15 07:10 PM, swaenK wrote:
At 11/3/15 06:28 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: My health teacher in 7th grade told us there are microscopic holes in condoms that not even manufacturers can fill up, and that the herpes virus is so incredibly small that it can slip through the condom's lining.
This could entirely be possible as a virus is one of the smallest molecular structures and why doctors die treating Ebola and so on

While "possible" that still sounds primarily like the kind of advice you get in abstinence-only courses, ie not designed to give you accurate and helpful information on how to use condoms.

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 20:03:22


Everyone knows herpes is just fancy word for cooties.

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-04 20:14:14


At 11/4/15 08:03 PM, FoAngel wrote: Everyone knows herpes is just fancy word for cooties.

I didn't know cooties could cause painful sores and such. Scary!

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-05 18:48:51


At 11/4/15 07:23 PM, CielComplex wrote: While "possible" that still sounds primarily like the kind of advice you get in abstinence-only courses, ie not designed to give you accurate and helpful information on how to use condoms.

Well no you could use the condom perfectly and the stupid virus could still manage to 'get in' and multiply via pores in the latex. Doctors who treat Ebola which is a similar virus, transferred via bodily fluids etc, get sick and die attempting to treat it. The same goes for Herpes in theory, TRUE, you could frick her while she wasn't breaking out and the probability of catching it is really low, and I know guys who do shag girls with it and so far so good they are clean. But just the same I had a dream this morning of having herpes simplex 1 the non-horrible one, and it was really mind-fucking lame. So I think I would avoid the whole mess in general. I am not a herpes specialist, I am not sure what the virus is capable of doing/how it reproduces inside the body, so I can only speculate.


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-05 19:26:19


No; No;

There are medications.

love

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-06 12:55:37


At 11/6/15 12:24 PM, SabinMaster wrote: Man that's disgusting.

I guess so. Hence why you shouldn't do it, logistically. Unless you are totally fearless. I have a sore right below my mouth right now that was caused by me rubbing my face where a zit was forming. It looks like a cold sore. It's really embarrassing and while it isn't a cold sore, it still pisses me off.

Herpes is like getting a conk on your boat. It doesn't really happen with today's modern boats that aren't wood, but still. The plus side, that shit can get you high. Seriously, a form of LSD would grow on the conks that grew on boats and it is rumored that sailors get high by licking them (not sure if real)

just the same the girls I know who have herpes who sadly have a very poor sex life/no children, are very healthy because it trains you to avoid outbreaks by ... being healthy. What doesn't kill makes you smarter at least.


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-06 12:58:22


It depends; if she only has herp in the puss then I'd fuck her in the mouth, if she only has herp in the mouth then I'd fuck her in the puss, if she has herp in the mouth and puss then maybe the ass (I've never heard of a bitch with herp in her ass).

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-06 13:44:27


At 11/6/15 12:58 PM, ExtremeSexualProwess wrote: It depends; if she only has herp in the puss then I'd fuck her in the mouth, if she only has herp in the mouth then I'd fuck her in the puss, if she has herp in the mouth and puss then maybe the ass (I've never heard of a bitch with herp in her ass).

By your standards it seems like you would fuck just about anything. Why not fuck... a dead animal carcass? if you are so detached


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-06 15:02:44


At 11/6/15 01:44 PM, swaenK wrote:
At 11/6/15 12:58 PM, ExtremeSexualProwess wrote: It depends; if she only has herp in the puss then I'd fuck her in the mouth, if she only has herp in the mouth then I'd fuck her in the puss, if she has herp in the mouth and puss then maybe the ass (I've never heard of a bitch with herp in her ass).
By your standards it seems like you would fuck just about anything. Why not fuck... a dead animal carcass? if you are so detached

Humans only; I'm not on that Xenomit type shit. Sometimes a bitch puss stank like a dead animal carcass tho.


At 11/6/15 03:02 PM, ExtremeSexualProwess wrote: Humans only; I'm not on that Xenomit type shit. Sometimes a bitch puss stank like a dead animal carcass tho.

Then you sir are not hungry. Never experienced 'dead animal puss' in my life.

BUT, bitches with chlamydia. Wow, they taste nasty. You can tell 100% if a chick has full blown chlamydia by the taste/smell alone.

If you don't want to be invited over for supper, don't stay for the movie!


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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-06 15:07:33


At 11/6/15 03:04 PM, swaenK wrote:
At 11/6/15 03:02 PM, ExtremeSexualProwess wrote: Humans only; I'm not on that Xenomit type shit. Sometimes a bitch puss stank like a dead animal carcass tho.
Then you sir are not hungry. Never experienced 'dead animal puss' in my life.

BUT, bitches with chlamydia. Wow, they taste nasty. You can tell 100% if a chick has full blown chlamydia by the taste/smell alone.

If you don't want to be invited over for supper, don't stay for the movie!

1 time I fingered a bitch puss with chlamydia and I dunked and rinsed my hand in a nearby pitcher of tea to remove the horrendous stank, and then later my sister drank it and said that it tasted good.

Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-10 12:41:36


Well based on Patrice O'neal's philosophy, it should all depend on which side it is on. If its on the left, you just have to wear that right side out and vice versa

But herpes or no herpes you don't want to make them feel bad

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Response to fuckin' a bitch with herpes 2015-11-10 13:58:58


OP is high on something.