Do you or anyone you know have an amusing sex story?
My cousin has one. When he was about sixteen he was dating a girl. On the first day they dated she was trying to make him fuck her,but here's the thing. He showed up at her house, which is a raised ranch, and she's waiting there is nothing but her panties and bra, and she leads him into a room with nothing but a mattress on the floor, and says, in a completely serious non-sexy voice:
"Put it in me, daddy."
At this time, she was a virgin, so she was confused why suddenly my cousin became flaccid, he was so turned off he put his clothing back on and left.
When he told me this I laughed so fucking hard that I snorted the vodka/sprite mixed drink I had and it came out my nose.
Tell me stories NG, I'm still a bit buzzed so even if it's not that good it'll probably make me die of laughter.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.