Mcdick burger and jizz frys

[Maltos]

Mystery meat

How do we know its really beef? I recently visited mcjohnalds and ordered a double quarter pounder and I always take the onions off and while I was doing that i noticed the imprint of what looked like a cock on the burger. I swear to god they gave me a mcdick burger and it was extra greezy so idk perhaps pre cum? It was fucked up so i took the mcdick burger inside and told them "Yeah this burger has been turned into a low budged porn that i would usually only have to pay three dollars for" and i showed them the dick imprint on the meat and they looked at me like i was a tard muffin. I said this doesnt look like a shaft with an army helmet to you? They did not get it oddly enough so i said "fine who the hell thought it would be funnya to have sex with my double quarter pounder and turn it into a cum drooling dick burger and even the manager refused to listen to me.....probably the bastard who did it and they asked me to leave or they would call the police.
So fuck mcdonalds and their mcjizz burgers and just to prove my point i threw the burger onto the ground and shouted out for everyone to hear that mcdonalds sells STDs with their deep fried meat......

So how was your last experience at McBitch?

[PannedCakes]

I have diarrhea all night every time I eat McDonald's. And for some reason I still go out and eat the shit.

[Maltos]

At 10/9/15 11:50 PM, PannedCakes wrote: I have diarrhea all night every time I eat McDonald's. And for some reason I still go out and eat the shit.

Yeah i know what you mean....i just cant eat there when i know what they do all the spit i"ve consumed...@..

@MemeFiend

I agree burger king wouldnt let me down like those goat fuckers did

[CiviLies]

At 10/9/15 11:46 PM, Maltos wrote: It was fucked up so i took the mcdick burger inside and told them "Yeah this burger has been turned into a low budged porn that i would usually only have to pay three dollars for"
"that i would usually only have to pay three dollars for"
"pay three dollars for"
pay

YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE YET TO COMPREHEND THE FULL POWER OF FREE INTERNET PORN!!!

[Maltos]

At 10/9/15 11:58 PM, MemeFiend wrote:

I agree burger king wouldnt let me down like those goat fuckers did

There's this sassy black lady at Burger King and she's nice to me but she sassy to my sister

Dayum so burger king is racist?

@mysticvortex13
Yeah didnt get my money back but at least that small group of 5 to 9 people heard me shout that they sell stds

......fuckers with their nasty ass employees how can we trust those fast food fast ass licking grandmother killers?

[Maltos]

At 10/10/15 12:04 AM, CiviLies wrote:
YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE YET TO COMPREHEND THE FULL POWER OF FREE INTERNET PORN!!!

tell me more of this free porn

[BloodPact]

This thread title sounds like a really bad porn flick.

[WahyaRanger2]

At 10/9/15 11:49 PM, MemeFiend wrote: Burger King is the superior restaurant.

I'd say Wendy's trumps all though

[WahyaRanger2]

At 10/10/15 06:44 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 10/10/15 11:58 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 10/9/15 11:49 PM, MemeFiend wrote: Burger King is the superior restaurant.

I'd say Wendy's trumps all though

hell no. go to a proper restaurant. fast food burgers suck.

chili's has beef patties that are actually filling and come with a side of fries that are spiced. with ketchup that's even spicier.

Was under the impression we were discussing fast food but ok bud.

Burger fast food, anyways. I'd go to Subway if I'm not feeling depressed and trying to drown it in grease.