At 10/6/15 11:07 PM, Mizzjuicyflava wrote: Hi I'm mizzjuicyflava. I like fried baloney and grits. I'm looking for a Caucasian male to date.
Im cock asian
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At 10/7/15 06:45 PM, Ryan wrote: are you serious
Why wouldn't I be serious?
BTW I'm a power bottom if you were wondering.
I don't think any females from CA frequents these boards too often.
At 10/7/15 08:13 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: stuff
You probably can't get a girlfriend because your posts are way too long.
I dated a girl from NG several years ago.
Bad idea.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
I can't help but have a suspicion that someone would deliberately use this thread to hook up with a random Newgrounds user, then proceed to intentionally piss them off, exploit/blackmail them, and/or straight-up harming them.
Just a word of caution, that's all.
Beware of stalkers.
i don't have a legitimate contribution but fucking hell @Bit the first post had me in tears from laughing so hard
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name: cubone
human name: none of your business, bub.
gender: male
age: 21
height: 5'6
weight: 205
streams anime: no
it's ya boy cubone, you already know tho. my interests include arguing online about overpriced headphones, recreating real life girls in artificial academy 2, seeding torrents and hanging with friends. don't bother contacting me if you don't use vpn services, buy pre-built computers, have owned any apple products in your lifetime, pretend to be knowledgeable about outer space (trust me, i know more about outer space than you do, you fucking outer space fraud) or use facebook. i'm known to be a very nice person so don't be shy and shoot me a pm :o)
Hey.
I like movies and video games. Also girls. But the first two likes pretty much guarantees zero dates. Also I visit Newgrounds often. I've said too much.. Let me start over.
Hi. I'm alive. Kinda.
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At 10/7/15 08:23 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:At 10/7/15 08:18 PM, Bit wrote:nah, it's definitely cause i smell bad and my posts are offensive.
You probably can't get a girlfriend because your posts are way too long.
not offensively long, just plain old offensive.
They sure are!
1, 2, 3, Coffee 4, 5, 8, too late
At 10/11/15 12:46 AM, Vixuzar wrote: My name is Vixuzar and i'm an Otaku.
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And its all dudes here. Oh yea its just like a fantasy I used to have as a tween. Back when I first started a newgrounds account. I think the first thing you should do is decide whos gonna be girls so nobodys gay.
I already have an internet boyfriend atm. Im just watching.
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
At 10/11/15 08:47 AM, JBK wrote: And its all dudes here.
It's a total sausage fest up here!
I'm not looking for a relationship, not one @Bit.
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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At 10/11/15 08:47 AM, JBK wrote: And its all dudes here. I think the first thing you should do is decide whos gonna be girls so nobodys gay.
We already have plenty of guys who claim to be girls. Whenever I see "Female" on a user's profile, I assume that they're actually a guy in real life. And that's OK. It just means that they become the bottoms in our orgies.
At 10/11/15 09:33 AM, Bit wrote:At 10/11/15 08:47 AM, JBK wrote: And its all dudes here. I think the first thing you should do is decide whos gonna be girls so nobodys gay.We already have plenty of guys who claim to be girls. Whenever I see "Female" on a user's profile, I assume that they're actually a guy in real life. And that's OK. It just means that they become the bottoms in our orgies.
So could we then (pretend) assume based on only name and gender selection that Gagsy would bring something large to the orgy along with users allegedly proven to be female.
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
At 10/11/15 09:58 AM, JBK wrote: So could we then (pretend) assume based on only name and gender selection that Gagsy would bring something large to the orgy along with users allegedly proven to be female.
I would gag on Gagsy any day.
No homo.
Guys, i'll eat your buttholes if we get to cuddle afterwards.
i just want to be held
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 10/11/15 02:09 PM, dem0lecule wrote:At 10/11/15 12:30 PM, Radaketor wrote: Guys, i'll eat your buttholes if we get to cuddle afterwards.Let's do eet.
i just want to be held
Buy me a ticket to Canada and i'm yours.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 12/6/15 04:43 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Hello,
I am SocialistClock. I'm very rarely sober and masturbate constantly. You should date me so i can skull fuck you.
Ayy bby a/s/l?
At 10/7/15 11:27 AM, Hoodie wrote: Hello I am Hoodie. I wear hoodies regularly.
I love you
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At 12/6/15 06:45 PM, SocialistClock wrote:At 12/6/15 05:46 PM, Bit wrote:Didnt we slready get a divorce at the begining of this thread?At 12/6/15 04:43 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Hello,Ayy bby a/s/l?
I am SocialistClock. I'm very rarely sober and masturbate constantly. You should date me so i can skull fuck you.
We did?
Lmao what a sh*t thread that can't even create a good long-term relationship. Who made this sh*tty thread.
Hi, I am Ryan
My hobby is anime binge watching, learning construct two capabilities @gearworkdragon is my construct two user name if you wanna talk flash business there. You should date me because I love woman bonus tip don't wiggle your ass in front of me ,I am not an ass person....stop it
